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HahaCraft SMP – SelfHate Edition

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3531
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Magic Items Found:	5041	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Crops Grown:	3709
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us for a drink that is so chill, it’ll make your Minecraft character do the cha-cha slide without even pressing a button!

Last time on our server, we had a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant disco ball and had to navigate through the flashing lights just to find their bed. And let’s not forget the time when a group of players decided to have a llama parade through the Nether, only to be chased by a horde of angry pigmen!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as crazy and chaotic as you are? Plus, we have a secret underground society of possums who are always up for a game of Minecraft hide and seek. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! So hop on in and join the madness at posscraft: 51.81.62.131. See you there, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

MovieDragons Minecraft SMP

boring movie, cinematic endurance, endless movie, extended runtime, film length, long movie, Minecraft, Movie, movie duration, movie fatigue, movie marathon, movie surprise, MovieDragons, never ending, slow pacing, smp, time check, time drag, time flies, time perception, time warp, unexpected duration, unexpected length

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7142
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Tired of boring SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and uncovering secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few explosive surprises). Who needs a movie marathon when you can have epic adventures in our wacky world? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there’s a TNT trap waiting for you).

CrazyCraft!

Agitation, Behavior, changes in appetite, crazycraft, delusions, disorganized thinking, emotions, erratic behavior, Hallucinations, instability, irrational thoughts, ISOLATION, lack of self-care, long tail: how to recognize mental instability, mental health, mood swings, PARANOIA, signs, sleep disturbances, social withdrawal, subtle signs of mental illness, unusual beliefs

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you crazies out there!

Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you’re more into the thrill of hunting down elusive pink sheep that drop enchanted golden apples when you shear them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Creeper Disco Party” where players can dance the night away with exploding green creatures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground lair of the deranged Enderman King who challenges players to a game of Minecraft-themed trivia for fabulous prizes.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mentally unstable as you are, come join us and let the madness begin!

GeoCraft Minecraft Server

$95 million, aid, aid suspension, Assistance, comes into force, diplomatic relations, financial support, foreign agent law, foreign policy, funding, GeoCraft, georgia, Government, international relations, legislation, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, Server, suspends, united states, US

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2819
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8921
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Ores Mined:	3866	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mines Excavated:	4290
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

so like, u know how georgia is all like “we gonna make sure no foreign agents mess with us” and then US is all like “nah bro, we ain’t giving u no money then”? it’s like a soap opera but with countries, u feel me?

anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and chickens that shoot lasers out their eyes. u think that’s crazy? well, wait till u see our underwater rollercoaster that takes u through a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of cheese.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret treasure chest hidden in the clouds that’s guarded by a giant talking banana? yeah, u heard me right. a talking banana. so come on over and join the madness, cuz this server is lit AF!

SarcellesCraft

anti-semitism, community cohesion, cultural diversity, diaspora, Europe, extremism, France, global migration, immigration, integration, Jewish community, Jews, minority rights, Multiculturalism, Rabbi, religious freedom, religious persecution, Sarcelles, SarcellesCraft, security concerns, Tensions

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2678
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! This server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping the sickest beats.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the only limit is your imagination. Build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a virtual family. We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where we all gather around a virtual campfire and share our favorite taco recipes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so exclusive, even the Endermen are lining up to get in. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin!

NeighborCraft

Anonymity, Communication, Community, Connection, Digital, Digital World, hidden identity, Interaction, internet, neighbor, NeighborCraft, ONLINE, online anonymity, online connections, online friends, online interactions, online presence, online relationships, social media, stranger, virtual

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Yo, you ever think about how wild it is that the person you’re mining diamonds with could be living next door to you in real life? Like, what if Steve from down the street is actually a pro Minecraft player and you never even knew it? Join our server and maybe you’ll discover that your grandma is actually a redstone wizard in disguise.

We’ve got so many wacky adventures waiting for you on our server. Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting arrows at creepers? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is the only place where you can battle giant chickens and ride llamas into battle like a true warrior.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build a house made entirely out of TNT. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when they see your explosive masterpiece. Plus, we have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out and trade rare items like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover that your long-lost twin is actually a pro builder who’s been hiding in the shadows all this time. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun!

ForestCraft . Grief Survival Minecraft Server

Daily Rewards, Delivery, DISCOUNTS, Donations, Events, Forestcraft, Game, Grief, ip address, Kits, Minecraft, Perks, Prices, Prizes, Server, Starter Kit, Survival, Teams, Tube server, Warps, Whales

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8709
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to the Forest-Craft project, we have a tube server, a comfortable game and more.

Grief survival with perks, daily rewards and events,

cool whales ( /kits ), warps, daily prizes ( /prize ).

Fast delivery and low prices for donations.

Events and discounts on donations are often held.

It is possible to buy a donation for 7, 15, 30 days and forever.

Donators have a lot of cool whales and teams.

IP address: Forest-craft.ru

Autodonate: https://Forest-craft.ru

VKontakte: https://vk.com/Forest-craft

Forest-craft.ru

Supremely average Network: SMP – where mediocrity rules and excitement drools!

Active Staff, Average, Community, Creative, Custom Plugins, Drools, Dungeons, Economy, Events, EXCITEMENT, Factions, Friendly, Grief Prevention, Mediocrity, Minigames, Network, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Ranks, rules, Shop, Skyblock, smp, supremely, Survival, Voting

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3913
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Cracked Minecraft Server
Compatibility	Java and Bedrock editions
Online Status	24/7

Join us on Discord here for IP and port and connect with other players!

Can’t wait to see you in the game! 🌍💬

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server cracked?	Yes, our server is a cracked Minecraft server.
What editions are compatible?	Both Java and Bedrock editions can play on our server.
Is the server online 24/7?	Yes, our server is online 24/7 for continuous gameplay.

DoggyEuthanizeMC Server

Death with Dignity, DoggyEuthanizeMC, emotional pain, end of life, EUTHANASIA, euthanasia considerations, euthanasia debate, euthanasia decision, euthanasia ethics, euthanasia for humans, euthanasia for pets, euthanasia laws, euthanasia options, euthanasia process, euthanasia rights, euthanasia support, euthanized, mercy killing, Server, sick dog, Suffering, terminal illness

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5286	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Crops Grown:	3156
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you wish you could just respawn in real life like you do in the game? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of insanity.

We have a special feature where if you die in the game, you actually die in real life! But don’t worry, we have a team of highly trained Minecraft doctors ready to euthanize you like a sick dog and bring you back to life in the game. It’s like a never-ending cycle of respawn and euthanasia, but hey, at least you’ll never get bored!

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of living on the edge (literally, because you might fall off a cliff and die). Who knew Minecraft could be so… deadly?

SMP_CraftyCreeper15394125

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7796
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Astral Projections Made:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Potions Brewed:	56	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Farms Harvested:	267	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that will keep you on your toes!

Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. You must navigate through their piggy palaces and bacon forests to prove yourself worthy of their kingdom. But beware, they have a strict “no porkchop” policy!

If pigs aren’t your thing, how about joining our underwater city where the squids have formed a government and are trying to pass laws that ban all land-dwellers from entering their territory. Can you sneak past their ink defenses and uncover their secret plans?

And if all else fails, you can always join our annual “Chicken Olympics” where players compete in events like egg tossing, chicken jousting, and the infamous “Cluck-Off” competition. The winner gets a golden feather and eternal bragging rights!

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world!