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NoobNoTouchy

BEWARE, Caution, cautionary tales, dangerous situations, Experience, hard lessons, hard-earned knowledge, hard-won wisdom, learning the hard way, lessons learned, life advice, life experiences, life lessons, NoobNoTouchy, risky behavior, Risky Business, risky decisions, risky ventures, Valuable insights, wisdom

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6225
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Towns Built:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Emeralds Found:	6190
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or if you’re brave enough to take on the legendary Creeper King who farts explosive TNT blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage cousin, the Ender Llama, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by teleporting them to random locations.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with danger, chaos, and plenty of laughs, come join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

Putin’s Block Party Minecraft Server

alliance solidarity, biden, BLOCK, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic negotiations, eastern europe, forceful speech, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global leadership, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, Party, peacekeeping efforts, putin, Putins, sanctions, security measures, Server, Ukraine, world politics

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5596
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

lolz come join this epic minecraft server where we stop putin like biden tells nato!!! we build giant walls to keep out the evil russian creepers and ride polar bears into battle against the communist zombies. our leader biden gives inspiring speeches before every raid, pumping us up to fight for freedom and democracy in the minecraft world. join now and be a hero in the war against putin’s pixel army!!!

CzechCraft: TrashyRussiaLOL

controversial remarks, czech republic, CzechCraft, Czechia, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European diplomacy, european union, foreign affairs, global politics, government statements, international relations, name-calling, political tension, russia, Russian government, Slavic nations, trash of humanity, TrashyRussiaLOL

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

so, like, have you heard about this epic minecraft server where the players are like, totally insane? like, they build the craziest stuff and have the most epic battles ever!

one time, this player built a giant chicken that shot lasers out of its eyes and destroyed an entire village! it was so epic, everyone was like, “woah, that’s so cool!”

and another time, there was this epic battle between two players where they rode on flying pigs and shot fireballs at each other! it was like something out of a movie, but way cooler because it was in minecraft!

oh, and did i mention that the admins on this server are like, the funniest people ever? they’re always pulling pranks on the players and making everyone laugh. one time, they turned the entire world upside down just for fun!

so, if you want to join a minecraft server that’s totally crazy and full of epicness, you should totally join this one! trust me, you won’t regret it!

ForgetCraft: Unreliable Memories

accurate memory, cognitive memory, ForgetCraft, human memory, Memories, Memory, memory accuracy, memory cognition, memory consolidation, Memory distortion, memory encoding, memory errors, memory formation, memory function, memory processing., memory recall, memory reliability, memory retention, memory retrieval, memory storage, reliable memory, unreliable

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	6859	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Potions Brewed:	93
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

join this epic minecraft server where pigs fly and creepers dance the cha cha slide. we have a secret underground disco made entirely of diamond blocks and glowstone. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, so you know they’re magical.

build a house out of rainbow wool and ride a llama into battle against the evil zombie army. our players are all secretly wizards who can summon dragons with a flick of their wand.

explore our vast world filled with hidden treasure chests and mysterious portals to other dimensions. join us and become part of the craziest minecraft community on the internet. remember, reality is just a suggestion here.

CraftyAutophagyFun

Alteration, antineoplastic, antineoplastic effects, antiretroviral drugs, Autophagy, Cancer, cancer cell autophagy, Cell Death, CraftyAutophagyFun, Drugs, Effective, Impact, Mechanism, potentiate, repurposing, Understanding

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6723
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Villages Defended:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5011	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, the antineoplastic effects of the server are off the charts, man. It’s like, altering cancer cell autophagy and potentiatin’ cell death left and right.

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s like, a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. You gotta see it to believe it, dude. And like, the impact of the antiretroviral drugs on autophagy? It’s like, mind-blowing, man.

So, like, if you wanna repurpose your Minecraft experience and have a blast with some crazy cool features, you gotta join this server, bro. It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make, I swear. So, like, what are you waitin’ for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

LargeGF Minecraft Server

big girls, DATING, funny, gf, humor, internet culture, Large, LargeGF, lonely, longing, meme, Meme culture, Minecraft, no, online dating, plus size women, relationship, sad, Server, single, social media, tfw, unrequited love

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	589
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Are you tired of wandering around Minecraft worlds with no one to share your diamond loot with? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we guarantee you will find the biggest, baddest, and most beautiful Minecraft girlfriend you could ever imagine! Our players have reported finding love at first block, and some have even built entire castles to impress their pixelated partners. So come join us and let’s see if you can find your own large GF to conquer the Minecraft world with!

ArasakaCraft Minecraft Server

2020, 2077, Advanced technology, Arasaka, ArasakaCraft, blown into million pieces, brain tumor, Corporation, cure, Cyberpunk, dystopian society, ethical dilemmas, futuristic, Human, medical advancements, medical miracles, Minecraft, Powerful, reconstruct, resurrect, science fiction, Server, Technology

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1406
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to cure all your virtual brain tumors while you build and explore to your heart’s content! Our server is so advanced, we can even reconstruct and resurrect your pixelated character if they happen to get blown into a million pieces by a creeper explosion. Who needs Arasaka when you have us to save the day in the virtual world? Join now for a wild ride full of insane stories and outrageous adventures!

PhonelessLoveCraft

Attention, Autonomy, Boundaries, busy schedules, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, Date night, Digital Detox, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, Listening, petty arguments, phone addiction, PhonelessLoveCraft, public display, quality time, relationship, Respect, restaurant etiquette, Understanding

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1176	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life relationship drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your girlfriend problems behind! No more arguments over petty issues or phone distractions during lunch dates.

On our server, you can build your dream world without any interruptions from a significant other who just can’t seem to put down their phone. No more worrying about embarrassing your partner in public or feeling like the bad guy for trying to get their attention.

Join us for a drama-free, phone-free Minecraft experience where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time without any relationship drama getting in the way. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing over who gets to use the phone next!

CraftyBoomers

age, Campaign, candidates, CraftyBoomers, debate, Decision making, election, Experience, generational shift, Government, leadership, Maturity, policy, Politics, president, public opinion, qualifications, Retirement, society, term limits, Voting

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1789
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mines Excavated:	4367

Are you tired of boring political debates and endless discussions about the age of our president candidates? Well, come join our Minecraft server where age is just a number and the only debate is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue!

Our server is so lit that even the ghosts of past presidents come to play. George Washington was last seen building a redstone contraption that could launch him across the map in seconds. And don’t even get me started on Abraham Lincoln’s epic roller coaster ride through the Nether.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about the age of our president candidates again because in our world, everyone is a blocky hero fighting off creepers and building epic structures. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the political drama behind!

AI vs. Disinfo Minecraft Server

ai technology, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, digital manipulation, disinfo, disinformation campaign, election interference, fake news, foreign relations, government-backed, information warfare, intelligence agencies, Interference, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, russia, Server, social media, Technology, US

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1982
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we disrupt russian government-backed disinformation campaigns with our epic AI technology!!! we be like the avengers of minecraft, fighting off evil bots and trolls with our mad skills and epic teamwork!! join us for a crazy adventure full of twists and turns, where you never know what will happen next!! plus, we have the best parties in town with unlimited cake and fireworks!!! so what are you waiting for?? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!!