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GreenCraft: Trump’s Takeover!

control, controversial, Defense, foreign policy, global affairs, GreenCraft, Greenland, imperialism, international relations, intervention, military force, Négotiation, panama canal, Politics, power struggle, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, Territory, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8959
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mines Excavated:	4996	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

So, like, you ever wanted to be part of a server where Trump goes all crazy and tries to take over Greenland and the Panama Canal with his army of Minecraft players? Well, you’re in luck, cuz that’s exactly what’s happening on this server! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and maybe even some secret treasure hidden in Greenland’s ice caves. Who knows what will happen next on this wild and wacky server! Join now and be part of the madness!

SuicideCraft: Justice, Guns, Divorce, Foster, Jail

behavioral health, Community, Divorce, exposure, firearm accessibility, Foster, foster care, Guns, incarceration, intervention, Jail, Justice, justice system, mental health, meta-analyses, Midlife, parental suicide, Prevention, public health, risk factors, social determinants, suicide mortality, SuicideCraft, unemployment, vulnerable populations

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9506
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Enchantments Applied:	112	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro! We got all the crazy stuff you need to have a blast in Minecraft land. Want to hang out with justice system–involved individuals? We got ’em! Want to see some parental suicide action? We got that too! And don’t even get me started on the accessibility of firearms – it’s like a buffet of weapons up in here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of divorce in Minecraft form! Witness the drama of foster care! Feel the adrenaline rush of being released from incarceration! And who can forget the excitement of being unemployed in midlife? It’s all here, waiting for you to join the madness.

So come on down to our server and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

The Bob SMP

Adventure, bob, BUILD, Community, Creative, Discord, Explore, Farming, Friendly staff, Furniture, Gravestones, join us, Kingdoms, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Play, Resetting, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4234
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Villages Defended:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

The Bob SMP Server

Server Information	Resetting 12/01/25
Description	This is a Survival SMP, based on kingdoms, which you can create or join. It includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Staff	Friendly staff that would love for you to join us!
Get Started	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I create or join kingdoms in this server?	Yes, you can create or join kingdoms in The Bob SMP.
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Is the staff friendly and welcoming?	Yes, the staff is friendly and would love for you to join the community.

Cinematic Craft 1.20.4

1.20.4, acceptance, Cinematic, Craft, Diversity, film critique, film diversity, film inclusivity, film industry, good movies, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, Minority representation, Movie analysis, movie quality, movie requirements, movie standards, movies, representation, social commentary, trannies, Transgender, transgender community

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6384
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a movie with trannies – it’s gotta have the right amount to be good! And let me tell you, this server has more trannies than you can even imagine! It’s like a tranny paradise up in here! So if you want a wild and crazy time in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

PresentPout Minecraft Server

Communication, crying, culture, Disappointment, emotions, family, Frustration, Gifts, hobbies, Invalidation, Minecraft, parents, Preferences, PresentPout, Presents, Resentment, Server, Siblings, spoiled, Traditions, Understanding, ungrateful

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2262
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Are you tired of receiving gifts that have nothing to do with your interests on special occasions? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about getting a bracelet maker or nail set kit again! Our server is filled with players who share your love for F1, manga, anime, music, and all sorts of books. Plus, we guarantee that the three wise men will personally deliver your dream mobile phone on January 6th! Don’t be like the OP, join us and never feel invalidated again!

NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC

Accountability, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional well being, friendship, house rules, loyalty, NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC, personal space, relationships, Respect, Safety, self-care, setting limits, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5786
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Zombie Dances:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my BFF’s love life? Look no further, because our server is full of drama and surprises just like her ex-BF showing up uninvited! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like the time my BFF’s mom and niece crashed at our house without warning. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter, maybe even a surprise visit from your own ex-BF looking for a place to crash! So come on over and experience the chaos for yourself, because on this server, anything can happen – just like in real life!

Weekend Warrior Craft

9 to 5 job, avoiding burnout, avoiding existential crisis, avoiding feeling stuck, avoiding monotony, avoiding regrets, balancing work and life, career satisfaction, Craft, finding purpose, life fulfillment, maximizing weekends, personal growth, productivity tips, pursuing passions, self-care, Time management, warrior, weekend, weekends, work-life balance, work-life harmony, work-life integration

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9482
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where the only responsibility is building epic structures and fighting off creepers? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and say goodbye to the mundane grind of the real world.

On our server, you can become a master builder, a fearless warrior, or even a chicken whisperer if that’s your thing. Need a break from the chaos? Take a stroll through our virtual forests and relax by the pixelated waterfall.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure guarded by a dragon made entirely of diamond blocks. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player in all of Minecraftia?

So why waste your weekends binge-watching Netflix when you could be living out your wildest blocky adventures on our server? Join us now and start crafting your own epic tale!

ScottishMedicMC Server – Warzone Adventures!

26-year-old, Adventures, Conflict, foreign affairs, healthcare worker, Humanitarian efforts, international news, Killed, Loss, medic, Military, Peacekeeping, scottish, ScottishMedicMC, Server, the guardian, Tragedy, Ukraine, Unrest, violence, War, warzone, УНН

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6790
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Crops Grown:	1234	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

come join our minecraft server where you can avoid the perils of war like this poor scottish medic did not. build a cozy little house and escape reality for a bit. who needs war when you can have virtual blocks to play with? plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons for all our players. join now before the creepers get you in real life too!

CraftyTrumpLand

American imperialism, controversial statements, CraftyTrumpLand, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical interests, global politics, Greenland, international relations, military intervention, military power, military strategy, national security, panama canal, political rhetoric, strategic assets, territorial acquisition, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, trump, us military

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our leader and he’s planning on taking over greenland and the panama canal! build your own wall to keep out the haters and mine for diamonds to fund the invasion. we have crazy pvp battles and secret underground bases where you can plot world domination. join now before the military takes over and you miss out on all the fun! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

Rolling Zero Infinity

chance, Concept, impossibility, infinite-sided die, Infinity, Mathematics, Numbers, Probability, randomness, Repetition, ROLLING, theoretical chance, theoretical concept, theoretical existence, theoretical impossibility, theoretical mathematics, theoretical numbers, theoretical physics, theoretical probability, theoretical repetition, theoretical universe

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Buildings Constructed:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the dice are infinite-sided and the possibilities are endless!

roll a number that no human has ever thought of before and watch as the universe collapses in on itself!

but beware, if you roll the same number twice, you will be transported to a parallel universe where cows rule the world and pigs fly.

so come on down to our server and experience the ultimate thrill of defying the laws of probability and logic!

join now and let the chaos begin!