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GreenCraft: Trump’s Takeover!

control, controversial, Defense, foreign policy, global affairs, GreenCraft, Greenland, imperialism, international relations, intervention, military force, Négotiation, panama canal, Politics, power struggle, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, Territory, trump, Trumps, united states, world news

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426
Dragons Tamed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

So, like, you ever wanted to be part of a server where Trump goes all crazy and tries to take over Greenland and the Panama Canal with his army of Minecraft players? Well, you’re in luck, cuz that’s exactly what’s happening on this server! Join us for epic battles, crazy alliances, and maybe even some secret treasure hidden in Greenland’s ice caves. Who knows what will happen next on this wild and wacky server! Join now and be part of the madness!

SuicideCraft: Justice, Guns, Divorce, Foster, Jail

behavioral health, Community, Divorce, exposure, firearm accessibility, Foster, foster care, Guns, incarceration, intervention, Jail, Justice, justice system, mental health, meta-analyses, Midlife, parental suicide, Prevention, public health, risk factors, social determinants, suicide mortality, SuicideCraft, unemployment, vulnerable populations

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6258
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro! We got all the crazy stuff you need to have a blast in Minecraft land. Want to hang out with justice system–involved individuals? We got ’em! Want to see some parental suicide action? We got that too! And don’t even get me started on the accessibility of firearms – it’s like a buffet of weapons up in here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of divorce in Minecraft form! Witness the drama of foster care! Feel the adrenaline rush of being released from incarceration! And who can forget the excitement of being unemployed in midlife? It’s all here, waiting for you to join the madness.

So come on down to our server and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

The Bob SMP

Adventure, bob, BUILD, Community, Creative, Discord, Explore, Farming, Friendly staff, Furniture, Gravestones, join us, Kingdoms, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Play, Resetting, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2549
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Magic Items Found:	3620	Farms Harvested:	655
Falling into the Void:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70	Gryphons Tamed:	4

The Bob SMP Server

Server Information	Resetting 12/01/25
Description	This is a Survival SMP, based on kingdoms, which you can create or join. It includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Staff	Friendly staff that would love for you to join us!
Get Started	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I create or join kingdoms in this server?	Yes, you can create or join kingdoms in The Bob SMP.
What mods are included in the server?	The server includes mods such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
Is the staff friendly and welcoming?	Yes, the staff is friendly and would love for you to join the community.

Cinematic Craft 1.20.4

1.20.4, acceptance, Cinematic, Craft, Diversity, film critique, film diversity, film inclusivity, film industry, good movies, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, Minority representation, Movie analysis, movie quality, movie requirements, movie standards, movies, representation, social commentary, trannies, Transgender, transgender community

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4371
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	654	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Runes Activated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a movie with trannies – it’s gotta have the right amount to be good! And let me tell you, this server has more trannies than you can even imagine! It’s like a tranny paradise up in here! So if you want a wild and crazy time in Minecraft, this server is where it’s at! Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

PresentPout Minecraft Server

Communication, crying, culture, Disappointment, emotions, family, Frustration, Gifts, hobbies, Invalidation, Minecraft, parents, Preferences, PresentPout, Presents, Resentment, Server, Siblings, spoiled, Traditions, Understanding, ungrateful

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8088
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Are you tired of receiving gifts that have nothing to do with your interests on special occasions? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about getting a bracelet maker or nail set kit again! Our server is filled with players who share your love for F1, manga, anime, music, and all sorts of books. Plus, we guarantee that the three wise men will personally deliver your dream mobile phone on January 6th! Don’t be like the OP, join us and never feel invalidated again!

NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC

Accountability, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional well being, friendship, house rules, loyalty, NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC, personal space, relationships, Respect, Safety, self-care, setting limits, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1415	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Runes Activated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my BFF’s love life? Look no further, because our server is full of drama and surprises just like her ex-BF showing up uninvited! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like the time my BFF’s mom and niece crashed at our house without warning. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter, maybe even a surprise visit from your own ex-BF looking for a place to crash! So come on over and experience the chaos for yourself, because on this server, anything can happen – just like in real life!

Weekend Warrior Craft

9 to 5 job, avoiding burnout, avoiding existential crisis, avoiding feeling stuck, avoiding monotony, avoiding regrets, balancing work and life, career satisfaction, Craft, finding purpose, life fulfillment, maximizing weekends, personal growth, productivity tips, pursuing passions, self-care, Time management, warrior, weekend, weekends, work-life balance, work-life harmony, work-life integration

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mines Excavated:	1623
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where the only responsibility is building epic structures and fighting off creepers? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and say goodbye to the mundane grind of the real world.

On our server, you can become a master builder, a fearless warrior, or even a chicken whisperer if that’s your thing. Need a break from the chaos? Take a stroll through our virtual forests and relax by the pixelated waterfall.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure guarded by a dragon made entirely of diamond blocks. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player in all of Minecraftia?

So why waste your weekends binge-watching Netflix when you could be living out your wildest blocky adventures on our server? Join us now and start crafting your own epic tale!

ScottishMedicMC Server – Warzone Adventures!

26-year-old, Adventures, Conflict, foreign affairs, healthcare worker, Humanitarian efforts, international news, Killed, Loss, medic, Military, Peacekeeping, scottish, ScottishMedicMC, Server, the guardian, Tragedy, Ukraine, Unrest, violence, War, warzone, УНН

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3833
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Alien Abductions:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	6

come join our minecraft server where you can avoid the perils of war like this poor scottish medic did not. build a cozy little house and escape reality for a bit. who needs war when you can have virtual blocks to play with? plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons for all our players. join now before the creepers get you in real life too!

CraftyTrumpLand

American imperialism, controversial statements, CraftyTrumpLand, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical interests, global politics, Greenland, international relations, military intervention, military power, military strategy, national security, panama canal, political rhetoric, strategic assets, territorial acquisition, territorial disputes, territorial expansion, trump, us military

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1431
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our leader and he’s planning on taking over greenland and the panama canal! build your own wall to keep out the haters and mine for diamonds to fund the invasion. we have crazy pvp battles and secret underground bases where you can plot world domination. join now before the military takes over and you miss out on all the fun! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

Rolling Zero Infinity

chance, Concept, impossibility, infinite-sided die, Infinity, Mathematics, Numbers, Probability, randomness, Repetition, ROLLING, theoretical chance, theoretical concept, theoretical existence, theoretical impossibility, theoretical mathematics, theoretical numbers, theoretical physics, theoretical probability, theoretical repetition, theoretical universe

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Alien Abductions:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the dice are infinite-sided and the possibilities are endless!

roll a number that no human has ever thought of before and watch as the universe collapses in on itself!

but beware, if you roll the same number twice, you will be transported to a parallel universe where cows rule the world and pigs fly.

so come on down to our server and experience the ultimate thrill of defying the laws of probability and logic!

join now and let the chaos begin!