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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 1468 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 16 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Dimension Hops: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 32 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 2012 |
Star Shards Collected: | 221 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 |
We’ve got factions fighting over custody of virtual children, players cheating on their in-game partners, and drama that would make even the Kardashians jealous.
Join now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs a stable family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds.
So come on, join us and leave your real-life drama behind. Trust us, it can’t be as crazy as what’s happening on our server. You won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride.