Join us and leave your pants-shitting boss in the dust as you embark on epic adventures, build jaw-dropping creations, and make new friends who won’t judge you for your unfortunate workplace accidents. Trust us, this server is the perfect place to let it all out (figuratively, of course) and have a blast without any pants-related consequences. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your boss in the dust – literally!
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ClockWife’s Booty Adventures: A Minecraft Server for the Bold and Brave!
Adventures, ass, bold, BOOTY, brave, clock, ClockWifes, cute, cute clock, long trail tag, looking, Minecraft, Server, STOP, stop looking, VT, Wife, wife’s assAre you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! Join us if you want to stop staring at my cute clock wife’s ass on /vt/ and start building epic structures with your new blocky buddies. We have more diamonds than a rich villager and more chaos than a creeper convention. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin! -
JulyFoolsCraft: Where the fun never ends and the jokes never stop! See you in July for a hilarious adventure!
#exciting, Adventure, anticipation, celebration, countdown, ends, family, Friends, Fun, get together, good times, Happiness, hilarious, jokes, joy, july, JulyFoolsCraft, Laughter, looking forward, Memories, Party, reunion, See you, So Much Fun, STOP, SummerLooking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate party destination for all you blockheads out there!Join us for epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and flex on all the noobs. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We got you covered. Need to tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding? We got that too.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you win, you get a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots lasers.
So what are you waiting for? Join us in July for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity! See you there, blockheads!
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Blocky Bling Bling Server: Where even creepers stop to answer the phone!
answer, biggest job, bling, blocky, CREEPERS, Job, Kojima, Moshi moshi, on it, Phone, phone rings, Server, STOP*phone rings* “Moshi moshi!” “Kojima, I have a job for you. Your biggest one yet.” “I’m on it!”Hey there, Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and boring builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our server and you’ll be embarking on the craziest adventure of your life!
Rumor has it that our server was created by a team of mad scientists who were trying to create the ultimate Minecraft experience. They accidentally spilled a potion of chaos into the server, causing all sorts of wacky and wild things to happen. You’ll never know what to expect next!
Join now and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers, or discover a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. The possibilities are endless on our server!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer insanity of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even run into Kojima himself on one of his epic quests!
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Blocky Wolfenstein: Thread Edition
action, Adventure, blocky, Christ, discussion, Edition, elden ring, Fandom, Fans, fps, Frustration, fucking, Gaming, Jesus, RAGE, Shooter, STOP, Talking, Thread, video games, Wolfenstein, WOLFENSTEIN THREADAre you tired of hearing about Elden Ring everywhere you go? Do you want to escape the endless chatter about that elusive game and dive into a world where Wolfenstein reigns supreme? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate sanctuary for all Wolfenstein enthusiasts!Join us on this server and embark on epic quests to defeat Hitler’s army of zombies, explore secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, and engage in intense PvP battles with other players dressed as Nazi soldiers.
But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can ride giant robotic dogs into battle against hordes of mutant chickens. Trust us, it’s as ridiculous and hilarious as it sounds.
So if you’re ready to take a break from the Elden Ring hype and immerse yourself in the wacky world of Wolfenstein, join our Minecraft server now!
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GrannyCraft: Where even the creepers stop to admire the sexy grandma
Admire, Alluring, attractive, Beautiful, charming, CLASSY, CONFIDENT, CREEPERS, Elderly, Elegant, Fashionable, flirty, graceful, Grandma, grandmother, GrannyCraft, Mature, older woman, Sassy, senior citizen, Sexy, SOPHISTICATED, STOP, stylish, TimelessAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is home to the one and only sexy grandma! That’s right, she may be old but she’s still got it goin’ on. Join our server for a chance to catch a glimpse of this legendary grandma strutting her stuff in her diamond armor and enchanted bling. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the coolest player is a grandma who can out-mine and out-build anyone in sight? Come join the fun and see for yourself why this sexy grandma is the talk of the town (or server, in this case)! -
VanishCraft – Where Creepers Aren’t the Only Ones Disappearing ๐โจ #minecraftserver #byebyepedophiles
Abuse, advocacy, arent, Awareness, byebyepedophiles, child rights, children, CREEPERS, crime, disappearing, Eliminate, eradicate, Justice, law, Minecraftserver, Pedophiles, Prevention, Protection, punishment, Safety, society, STOP, Stop Abuse, vanish, VanishCraft, worldAre you tired of dealing with creepy pedophiles on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, all pedophiles magically vanish as soon as they log on! It’s like they never existed in the first place! Join us for a pedo-free gaming experience unlike any other. Just watch out for the occasional unicorn stampede in spawn…they’re harmless, but they do have a tendency to photobomb your screenshots! -
A Minecraft Civilization Server: Where even the creepers know when to stop griefing.
Adventure, alliances, Allies, battlefield, Battles, Civilization, Community, CREEPERS, Discord, Economy, Empire, Exploration, Gaming, Griefing, Legacy, Minecraft, Nations, Resources, Server, smp, STOP, strategy, Trade, WarsMinecraft Civilization Server Welcome to our Civilization Server!
Embark on Epic Adventures in a world of endless possibilities!
What Sets Us Apart:
Dynamic Nations Establish your own nation and lead it to greatness. Epic Wars Engage in thrilling battles for supremacy. Player-Driven Economy Shape the economy of the server by controlling resources and trading with other nations. Why Join Us:
Community Join a community of like-minded players and forge friendships and alliances. Be Part of Something Big Be part of shaping the history of our world and leave a lasting legacy. Join Us Today:
Join our Discord server for updates and announcements: https://discord.gg/pR9C9muG
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:
Q: When will the server be launched?
A: The server will be coming soon to both Bedrock and Java platforms. Stay tuned for updates!
Q: How can I establish my own nation?
A: Once the server is launched, you can create your own nation and start building it to greatness by recruiting members and managing resources.
Q: Can I engage in wars with other nations?
A: Yes, you can participate in epic wars with other nations, forge alliances, strategize attacks, and witness the clash of civilizations.
Q: Is the server economy player-driven?
A: Yes, players can control resources, trade with other nations, and shape the economy of the server through their actions.
Q: How can I join the community?
A: Join our Discord server to connect with other players, forge friendships, and be part of the community.
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AdmitCraft
Admit, AdmitCraft, animation, Anime, Assholes, can you assholes, doing.., Fame, Good, imageboard, Japan, japanese, Manga, otherwise, please, retarded, series, STOP, this.., worksafeHey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of dealing with a bunch of clueless players who refuse to acknowledge the awesomeness of this server? Well, it’s time to put an end to the nonsense and join us for some epic gameplay. Trust us, you’ll be basking in fame and glory in no time! ๐ Let’s show those naysayers what real Minecraft fun is all about!
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TwinSisRoomShareCraft
comfort, cousins, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family decision-making, family dynamics, Family Support, family unity, family vacation, family vacation arrangement, Family Values, sharing room, sibling bond, sibling love, sibling relationship, Siblings, teenage siblings, twin sisters, TwinSisRoomShareCraftWelcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage wholesome sibling bonding like never before! Join us for a chance to cuddle with your in-game siblings and feel the love and comfort of family, just like the player who shared a room with his twin sisters on a family vacation.Experience the sweetest moments of sibling snuggles in our virtual world, where you can build a cozy room for your Minecraft siblings to share and create unforgettable memories together. Don’t worry about enabling dependency, because in our server, we believe in fostering strong sibling relationships and providing a safe space for everyone to feel loved and supported.
So, join our server today and show your siblings some virtual love and affection! Who knew Minecraft could bring families closer together in such a heartwarming way? Don’t miss out on the chance to be the best big brother or sister in the Minecraft universe!
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ProductWinnersMinecraftSMP
brand, Consumer, Contest, Fortunate, free, fulfillment, Giveaway, lifetime supply, Lucky, Marketing, ongoing, people, Prize, product, ProductWinnersMinecraftSMP, Promotion, satisfaction, success, supply still coming, Sweepstakes, winnerAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of flying pigs, a village of friendly llamas who trade diamonds for cookies, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing creepers. But that’s not all – we also have a never-ending supply of enchanted golden carrots that rain from the sky every hour on the hour.
How did we get all this madness, you ask? Well, let’s just say that the server owner once won a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots in a dance-off against a group of evil witches. And now, they’re sharing the wealth with anyone brave enough to join our wacky world.
So come on down to our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just win a lifetime supply of something even more ridiculous!
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AggroCraft: Where Seniors Go PvP
AggroCraft, Assisted living homes, caregiver training, Conflict Resolution, elder abuse, elder care, elderly care, employee training, long-term care facilities, nursing home violence, PvP, resident aggression, resident behavior, resident care, resident conflicts, resident rights, resident safety, resident well-being, senior living, Seniors, staff education, staff shortages, staff trainingcome join our minecraft server where the only aggression you’ll experience is when someone steals your diamonds! with a staff of over 100 players, we make sure everyone is taken care of and conflicts are resolved in the most epic way possible. our training program for employees includes intense pvp battles and building competitions to ensure they are prepared for any situation. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing getting hurt is your sides from laughing so hard! -
HeroicMC
Biomes, Builds, Earth, Economy, fortune, Friendly staff, Grief Protection, Griefing, LifeSteal, Parkour, Player Shops, Pure Survival, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, Safe, sethomes, Spawn, Survival, Trading, Unexplored, Voting, wild warp waterfall, world borderHeroicMC is a survival server that offers ranks and extra /sethomes for voting, grief protection, custom player shops and friendly staff!
We preserve your survival experience, and do not allow raiding or griefing, which means all your builds are completely safe. If you like pure survival, this is the server for you!
Each vote gets you closer to the next rank up, and each new rank gets you an extra /sethome.
Use the wild warp waterfall at spawn to get far away and start your game! It sends you somewhere within a 20,000 block radius of spawn.
The world border is 100,000 blocks so there are plenty of unexplored biomes to discover and build in!
Also make sure to visit our player shops, where you can try your hand at making your own fortune by trading with other players.
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AlexandriaSMP: Where the only thing square are the Creeper heads! 16+ fun times ahead!
Ahead, AlexandriaSMP, Coreprotect, creeper, Discord, Economy, Events, foliage, Fun, Heads, Interaction, Join, landscapes, Map, Mature, Minecraft, player-driven, PvP, Server, shopping district, smp, Square, Times, voice chat, Voting, WebsiteFeatures Description Experienced 18+ Admin Team Our admins have a long history of managing successful Minecraft servers. Community-Driven Decisions Major decisions are made by the community through voting. Enhanced World Generation Explore new 1.21+ map featuring Tectonic World Generation and Arboria. Trust-Based System with CoreProtect No need for land claims, operate on trust with CoreProtect. Regular Events Bi-weekly building competitions, PvP tournaments, and more. Thriving Economy Well-organized shopping district and player-driven economy. FAQs
Q: Can I join the server if I am under 18 years old? A: No, we only allow players who are 18 years old and above.
Q: How can I participate in the community decision-making process? A: You can participate by joining our Discord server and taking part in voting sessions.
Q: What is the process for resolving issues without land claims? A: Our trust-based system ensures that issues are quickly resolved with the help of CoreProtect.
Q: Are there specific rules for the economy and shopping district? A: Yes, we have guidelines in place to ensure fair interaction and trade within the economy.
Q: How often are events held on the server? A: We have bi-weekly events such as building competitions and PvP tournaments, with additional events scheduled as needed.
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MahjongCraft Server
abema.tv, Beginner, booru, Community, Competition, Game, general, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, Mahjong JP, Mahjong Soul, Mahjongcraft, MJG, repo, rules, Server, strategy, summer camp, tutorialAre you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the Mahjong enthusiasts out there!Join us for a wild ride filled with intense Mahjong matches, epic tournaments, and even a tutorial for newbies to learn the ropes. And if you’re not into Mahjong, don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of other activities to keep you entertained, like exploring our custom-built world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons.
But that’s not all! We also host weekly M-League events where players can showcase their skills and compete for glory. And if you’re feeling creative, why not contribute to our /mjg/ booru with your own Mahjong-themed artwork?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most Mahjong-tastic adventure of your Minecraft life!
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Back2Back2Back2MinecraftSMP
athletes, back to back, Back2Back2Back2MinecraftSMP, Champions, Competition, determination, Domination, Excellence, gold medal, mfw, motivation, Olympic champs, pride, Repeat Champions, sports, success, teamwork, Unstoppable, unstoppable force, Victory, winning streak๐ Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we are literally the reigning Olympic champions five times in a row! Like, who even needs to mine for diamonds when you can just win gold medals, amirite? Join us if you want to be part of a server where the competition is fierce and the bragging rights are even fiercer. Plus, rumor has it that our PvP battles are so intense, they’ve been mistaken for actual gladiator fights. So, if you’re ready to test your skills and claim your spot among the elite, come join us and show the world what you’re made of! ๐ช๐ #SlayingLikeOlympians #MinecraftMadness -
ParentalGrief Minecraft SMP
abusive fathers, abusive mothers, abusive parents, bad parenting, History, history of abuse, history of bad parenting, infamous fathers, infamous mothers, infamous parents, Minecraft, neglectful fathers, neglectful mothers, neglectful parenting, neglectful parents, parental neglect, ParentalGrief, smp, terrible parents, toxic parents, worst fathers in history, worst mothers in history, worst parentsAre you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between players fighting over who has the worst parents in history. Will it be Cleopatra, who let her kids play with poisonous snakes as toys? Or maybe Genghis Khan, who made his children fight to the death for his amusement? The drama never ends on our server, so come join the chaos and see who will be crowned the ultimate terrible parent!