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Minecraft Mayhem Server

Attention, attention seeking, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, comedy, humor, humoristic, jeering, MAYHEM, Men, Minecraft, running gag, seeking attention, seeking validation, Server, STOP, stop trying, strangers, Thread, validation, validation seeking, validation seeking behavior, work

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2128
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of being a running gag that just works? Do you crave validation from strangers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems! Join us and become the ultimate meme lord, the one who stops the jeering with their epic building skills and hilarious antics. Rumor has it, the only way to truly gain respect on this server is to build a giant statue of a potato riding a llama while wearing a top hat. Are you up for the challenge? Join now and show the world that you are more than just a running gag, you are a Minecraft legend in the making!

Evil Women’s Rehab: Minecraft Edition

Correctional Facility, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal rehabilitation, Edition, Evil, evil women, female inmates, incarceration, justice for victims, justice system, Minecraft, prison reform, prison system, reforming criminals, Rehab, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation center, rehabilitation efforts, rehabilitation programs, stop trying, women in prison, women offenders, Womens

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4596
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Falling into the Void:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Are you tired of trying to turn a prison full of wicked witches into model citizens? Look no further, because on our server, you can join forces with other players to unleash chaos and mayhem in this twisted correctional facility!

Join us for a chance to participate in epic battles against the evil sorceresses, unleash your inner mischief with hilarious pranks, and explore the dark and mysterious dungeons filled with magical treasures.

But beware, because the witches won’t go down without a fight! Are you brave enough to take on this challenge and show them who’s boss? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

SassyCraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	161	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Animals Bred:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Villages Defended:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ores Mined:	4529	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for a world where stepsons can’t ruin your happiness and where you can focus on building epic structures without any family drama.

Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where your happiness is the only thing that matters. No more dealing with unhappy marriages or stepsons who don’t appreciate you – on our server, you’re free to build, explore, and have a great time without any drama.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your family troubles behind. Who needs a happy marriage when you can have a happy Minecraft world instead? Let’s build some blocks and forget about all the drama!

PartnerPerks Minecraft SMP

Affection, Allure, attraction, Bond, Charm, chemistry, compatibility, Connection, devotion, fascination, Individuality, love, magnetism, Minecraft, partner, PartnerPerks, Personality, Qualities, relationship, smp, Spark, Special, Unique

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9005
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	New Chunks Explored:	953419
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more chaos than a creeper in a TNT factory.

Our server is the perfect place to meet your partner in crime, whether they’re a master builder, a redstone genius, or just really good at finding diamonds. Who needs dating apps when you can find love in the mines of our server?

But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP? The legendary love story of Steve and his pet pig, Porkchop. Rumor has it they once defeated the Ender Dragon together, with Porkchop riding into battle on a saddle made of enchanted golden apples. True love knows no bounds, especially when it involves a pig with a taste for adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and find out what makes your partner truly unique – maybe they’re secretly a wizard with a potion brewing stand in their basement, or maybe they just really like building giant statues of themselves out of obsidian. Love is in the air, along with the smell of freshly mined diamonds.

StressCraft 3000

Agitation, anxiety, Burnout, discomfort, exhaustion, insomnia, irritability, mental health, mindfulness, nervousness, overwhelm, Panic, PRESSURE, Relaxation, restlessness, self-care, stress, StressCraft, Tension, unease, worry

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3467
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to keep you on the edge of your blocky seat! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, gravity-defying builds, and mobs that will make you question your sanity.

Forget about relaxation, because on our server, chaos reigns supreme! From lava-filled parkour courses to zombie pigmen flash mobs, you’ll never have a dull moment. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes (or steals your diamonds, you never know).

So why waste your time on those snooze-fest servers when you can join us for a rollercoaster of mayhem and madness? Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!

GazaSchoolWars Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict, education, gaza, GazaSchoolWars, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israeli, Journalism, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Misinformation, narratives, Palestinian, Politics, Propaganda, school strike, Server, Truth, violence, War

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6208
New Chunks Explored:	336368	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Divine Spears Created:	26
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Love Letters Sent:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU SPAWN IN AND SUDDENLY YOU’RE SURROUNDED BY A BUNCH OF TALKING LLAMAS WHO WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND! THEY’LL HELP YOU BUILD THE MOST INSANE CASTLES AND MINE FOR DIAMONDS LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE AND MYTHICAL CREATURES THAT WILL CHALLENGE YOU TO EPIC BATTLES!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT THE SERVER IS RUN BY A BUNCH OF WIZARDS WHO CAN TURN YOU INTO A DRAGON? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU CAN FLY AROUND AND BREATHE FIRE ON ALL YOUR ENEMIES!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST HILARIOUS MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED! LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY! WOOHOO!

KurskCraft: Russian Evacuation Edition

border tensions, Conflict, Crisis, displacement, eastern europe, Edition, emergency response, evacuation, geopolitical tensions, Humanitarian Aid, incursion, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, mass exodus, military intervention, political turmoil, Refugees, russia, Russian, Russian authorities, security concerns, Ukraine

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8873
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1366	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we have over 76,000 russians running around like crazy because they got evacuated from Kursk Oblast due to Ukraine’s incursion. it’s a wild party up in here, with russians building giant potato statues and dancing to hardbass music all day long. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. who needs war when you can have a minecraft server full of russian shenanigans? come join now and be part of the insanity!

HeavyPine

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1488
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Farms Harvested:	942
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2

“HeavyPine”: HeavyPine is a Minecraft 1.21 server that will redefine your survival experience. Immerse yourself in a universe full of adventure, where every corner hides a new challenge. Face powerful bosses, explore dungeons full of treasures, delve into endless mines and discover never-before-seen structures and biomes. With custom gameplay mechanics, HeavyPine offers you a unique experience. Build your home, forge alliances, and defend yourself from unimaginable dangers. Every block placed and every enemy defeated will bring you closer to mastering this hostile and fascinating world.

play.heavypine.xyz

Mediocre Vanilla SMP with Unreliable Whitelist 1.21

building, challenge, Chaos, Community, curated, EXCITEMENT, Experience, freedom, Fun, gameplay, Help, installation, Legacy, mediocre, Memories, Mods, Other, overcomplicating, reconnect, rules, smp, tolerance, unreliable, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Runes Activated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Basement Gaming SMP Overview

Server Name	Basement Gaming SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
Unique Features	Community with history, play your way, simple rules, Vanilla+ experience

FAQ

Why should I join Basement Gaming SMP?

Basement Gaming SMP offers a community with a rich history, freedom to play your way, simple rules, and a Vanilla+ experience with carefully curated mods.

What makes Basement Gaming SMP special?

Basement Gaming SMP stands out for its unique blend of community, freedom, simple rules, and Vanilla+ experience with mods.

What are the server rules?

The only rule on Basement Gaming SMP is no hacking. Other than that, players are free to play as they choose.

Can I use mods on Basement Gaming SMP?

Yes, Basement Gaming SMP offers a Vanilla+ experience with carefully curated mods that enhance gameplay without straying too far from the classic vanilla feel.

How do I join Basement Gaming SMP?

To join Basement Gaming SMP, you can visit our website for more information on how to connect to the server.

CraftyPoland Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9917
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Astral Projections Made:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Potions Brewed:	175
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	172	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where we offer the most heavenly edition of Minecraft you’ve ever seen – the “edycja niebiańska”!

Join us and experience the thrill of flying pigs raining from the sky, diamond blocks growing on trees, and creepers that explode into confetti instead of blowing you up. Our server is so out-of-this-world that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams, guarded by a giant chicken that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat the chicken, you’ll be rewarded with a magical pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness of the “edycja niebiańska” for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

BritishRefugeeCraft SMP

asylum seekers, brexit, British refugees, BritishRefugeeCraft, Crisis, displaced families, displaced persons, Displaced population, Europe, Humanitarian Aid, immigration, international crisis., Migration, refugee assistance, refugee integration, Refugees, resettlement, smp, social services, support services, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	129	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8045	Endless Night Skies:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the hottest spot for British refugees! That’s right, we’ve got tea-drinking, crumpet-eating players flocking to our server in search of a new home.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it that the Queen herself buried her royal treasures there before fleeing to our server.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden disco party cave where players can dance the night away to funky tunes and show off their best dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

HillbillyCraft SMP

appalachia, Backwoods, colloquial, Community, Country, culture, dialect, family, Hillbilly, HillbillyCraft, local ], names, nicknames, redneck, Regional, Rural, Slang, smp, Southern, Stereotypes, Traditions, Unique

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9589
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	113	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Items Found:	4295
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is full of hillbilly charm and shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride through the backwoods of Minecraft where you’ll meet characters like Cletus the Redstone Wizard and Bubba the Creeper Whisperer.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Hillbilly Olympics, where players compete in events like Cow Tipping and Pig Racing for the chance to win a golden shovel (because who needs a trophy when you can have a shovel, right?).

So grab your overalls and straw hat, because on our server, the only thing more plentiful than diamonds is moonshine! Yeehaw!