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AwkwardCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2034
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	784750
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8138	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft thinking it was a tree? Well, on our server, we encourage all kinds of hilarious mishaps! Join us for a chance to ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, or even tame a creeper as your pet (just make sure to keep it away from your other pets)! Trust us, the laughs never stop on our server. So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

CraftyPickUpLines

bad first message, Communication, CraftyPickUpLines, DATING, dating advice, dating app, dating etiquette, Dating experiences, dating tips, first message, ladies, Messaging, online communication, online dating, online dating advice, online dating tips, reddit, relationships, social media, Women, worst first message

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Magic Items Found:	5733
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Hey gamers of Reddit, have you ever received a first message on a Minecraft server that made you question humanity itself? Well, look no further because our server is filled with hilariously bad pick-up lines and cringeworthy attempts at flirting that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Join us for a wild ride of awkward conversations and questionable compliments that will make you grateful for the mute button. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for cringe instead? Join now for a dating app experience like no other!

KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral relations, diplomatic relations, Disappointment, election results, Emmanuel Macron, european union, foreign policy, Franco-Russian relations, French election, French politics, global affairs, international relations, Kremlin, Kremlin perspective, Kremlin reaction, Kremlin statement, KremlinCraft, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, Server, ties with France, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9702
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Farms Harvested:	760	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Potions Brewed:	180
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build kremlins and mope over french election results! we do not harbor any special hopes for improving ties with france, but we do have hopes for you to join our epic adventures! build your own kremlin and rule over your own virtual country! who needs france when you have a minecraft server to conquer! join now and let the moping begin!

CreeperCeaseFireFun

cease-fire, China, Conflict, CreeperCeaseFireFun, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global crisis, international relations, military intervention, negotiations, peace talks, political leaders, Russian missiles, Ukraine, Viktor Orbán, War, world news

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9633
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	New Chunks Explored:	189326
Votes:	9350	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

join dis server if u wanna escape da chaos of da real world, like when Viktor Orban tried to stop da missiles but dey kept slammin Ukraine like a game of whack-a-mole. on dis server, u can build ur own bomb shelter and hide from da craziness while u mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. plus, u can team up with other players to form alliances and take down any griefers tryna mess with ur peaceful blocky paradise. so come join da fun and leave da real world drama behind!

SchizoCraft: Mind-Boosting Fun!

Attention, brain connectivity, brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive improvement, cognitive therapy, Fun, mental disorder, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, MindBoosting, Patients, research, SchizoCraft, schizophrenia, schizophrenia treatment, Therapy, Treatment, video game training, video games

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4055
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magic Items Found:	8572
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

LOL, SO U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, HUH? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE THERAPY FOR YO BRAIN! DIS SERVER BE LIKE A MAGIC POTION FOR YO MENTAL HEALTH!

WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES DAT WILL MAKE YO BRAIN WORK HARDER DEN A GENIUS TRYNA SOLVE A RIDDLE! U GONNA BE THINKIN’ SO FAST, U MIGHT JUST UNLOCK A NEW PART OF YO BRAIN!

SO IF U WANNA FEEL LIKE A SCHIZOPHRENIA PATIENT ON A VIDEO GAME HIGH, DEN DIS SERVER IS DA PLACE TO BE! JOIN NOW AND LET YO BRAIN DO DA HAPPY DANCE!

McFantasyBedrock: Times of Roleplay & Adventures in Dungeon Kingdoms with Addons!

#addons, Adventures, blocks, Bosses, building, Challenges, Community, Creation, decorations, Discord, Dungeon, dynamic, Engage, Experience, grow, Immersive, intricate, Kingdoms, McFantasyBedrock, Missions, navigate, Other, Powerful, Quests, Roleplay, Times, Unique

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9532
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	481	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

TimesMC Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Quests	Engage in a variety of unique missions.
Dungeons	Navigate intricate dungeons filled with challenges.
Bosses	Face off against powerful and unique bosses.
Kingdom Creation	Create and manage your own kingdoms.
Roleplay Elements	Immerse yourself in dynamic roleplay experiences.
Building Addons	Enjoy an extensive selection of decorations and block options for unique creations.

Join us today to become a part of our growing community.

Discord: https://discord.gg/5kU2fs4Bwe

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this server available on Bedrock Edition?	Yes, TimesMC is a Bedrock Minecraft server.
Are there specific rules for gameplay?	Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Be sure to check them out on our Discord or in-game.
How can I join a kingdom?	To join a kingdom, you can either create your own or seek out existing kingdoms to join. Interact with players in-game or on Discord to find the right fit for you.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host various events, including quests, competitions, and themed gatherings. Keep an eye on announcements to stay updated on upcoming events.
Can I suggest ideas for new features?	Absolutely! We welcome feedback and suggestions from our community. Feel free to share your ideas on our Discord server or through the in-game feedback system.

GratefulCraft Minecraft Server

appreciation, caregiving, caretaking, child rearing, dependency, family, Feeding, GratefulCraft, Gratitude, love, Minecraft, Nurturing, OBLIGATION, parenting, parents, provision, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Shelter, Support, thankfulness, upbringing

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Animals Bred:	121	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise not to guilt trip you like your parents do! Join us and escape the clutches of parental guilt with our virtual world where you can thrive and build without any strings attached!

🤪 Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and show off your epic building skills without any parental interference. No more being told to be grateful for basic necessities, here you can be as ungrateful as you want while building your dream world!

😜 Join us for a hilarious escape from reality and let loose in a world where you can be as ungrateful as you please without any consequences. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to call home? Let’s build and laugh together, join us now!

CraftyMFW Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6293
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Votes:	4728
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Farms Harvested:	347
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Remember that time when Brazil got absolutely destroyed by Germany in the World Cup? Yeah, that was 10 years ago! But don’t dwell on the past, come join our Minecraft server and create your own epic moments that will go down in history!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We have epic PvP battles that will make you question your own sanity, insane parkour courses that will test your skills, and a community so awesome that even Herobrine wants to join.

Join us and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Who needs the World Cup when you can be the champion of our server? So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

KidCraft Fun Minecraft Server

assertive communication, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dealing with difficult family members, emotional intelligence, family dynamics, Family Values, family visits, Fun, generational differences, handling conflict, Identity, KidCraft, Minecraft, parenting, relationships, Respect, Self Discovery, Server, setting boundaries, toxic relationships, VALUES

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6198
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise and avoid all the family feuds and awkward dinners!

Join us and leave behind the days of being called names by your dad for having your own opinions. On our server, the only name-calling you’ll encounter is when you’re battling it out in PvP!

Escape to our server where you can discuss movies and TV shows without fear of being shut down by your dad. In fact, we encourage lively discussions about all things pop culture – just leave the family drama at the door!

Forget about trying to navigate tense family dynamics, on our server you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. No need to worry about awkward encounters at the dinner table – unless you count the awkward encounters with creepers!

So come join us on our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures and make new friends in the world of Minecraft? Plus, we promise there will be no one yelling “It’s a f** show!” in the middle of a restaurant – unless it’s a creeper blowing up your base!

PurrfectSnitchCraft

apartment, Appearance, baby monitor, Camera, cat sitter, Colleague, Confronting, daycare, fashion design, Financial, Housewife, husband’s friend, NANNY, NEGATIVE, NYC, Plain Jane, PurrfectSnitchCraft, stay at home, thank you gift, vanilla scented candle, well off

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4049
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Divine Spears Created:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Zombie Dances:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the cat sitters have drama worth tuning in for! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret camera footage, gossiping sitters, and vanilla scented revenge gifts.

Our server is so lit, even the cats are getting in on the action with their sneaky naps and nursery adventures. Who needs reality TV when you have a monitor app to catch all the juicy drama in real-time?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our crazy community where even the plain Janes get their moment to shine. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of a date night gone wrong in someone else’s apartment.

So come on over and join us for a server experience like no other. Who needs Netflix when you have our Minecraft server to keep you entertained for hours on end? Let the drama unfold, one vanilla scented candle at a time!