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NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Star Shards Collected:	284
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magic Items Found:	5867
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4823
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Love Letters Sent:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4207
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mines Excavated:	2040
Runes Activated:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mines Excavated:	3099	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Farms Harvested:	878	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	222
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4788
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3794
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!