BlockMeNot Minecraft SMP

cease communication, stop calling, stop reaching out, stop emailing, cut ties

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic SMP you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond banana, rumored to grant the wielder unlimited power (and a delicious snack). So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life!

Weirdos Unite Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, offensive, weird, horse jizz, mockery

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place to be!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where pretending to guzzle horse jizz is a normal conversation topic. We don’t judge, we just laugh and have a good time!

Our server is filled with wacky events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block, and don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the runway in a sparkly tutu!

So come join us and let your inner weirdo shine. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking chicken or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless on our wild and crazy SMP!

EyeRoller Minecraft SMP

smp, trite, tired, Repetitive, heard it all before

OMG u guys, like, if u wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever, then u gotta join this server! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! We have like, a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers with our enchanted swords. It’s like, totally wild, bro!

And, like, if that wasn’t enough to make you wanna join, we also have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a secret portal to the Nether where we party with the pigmen. Plus, we have a pet dragon that we ride into battle against the Ender Dragon, like, every day. It’s so epic, you won’t even believe it!

So, like, if you wanna join the most insane, crazy, wild Minecraft SMP ever, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your eyes rolled so hard, they might just get stuck that way. LOL!

SpiteCraft: PetPettiness

grudge, PetPettiness, Grumpy, SpiteCraft, vindictive

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the pettiest place on the block! Join us if you want to unleash your inner troll and cause chaos wherever you go.

Once upon a time, there was a player who dared to build a house taller than the admin’s. Little did they know, the admin had a secret trap door that led straight to a pit of lava. Let’s just say that player’s house didn’t last very long!

But that’s not all – we have epic PvP battles where players fight over the last block of diamond ore like it’s the last piece of cake at a birthday party. And don’t even get us started on the pranks that go down in our server. From filling someone’s house with chickens to replacing all their tools with wooden pickaxes, the possibilities for pettiness are endless.

So if you’re looking for a server where drama is always brewing and revenge is a dish best served in pixel form, then come join us! Just remember, all’s fair in love and Minecraft.

Insured? Nah, Just Craft!

Protection, insurance costs, Premiums, Financial Planning, paying insurance

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the creepers dance and the diamonds sing. we got pigs that fly and cows that do the macarena.

why should you join? well let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots. they ate one and suddenly they could fly like a chicken with a jetpack. true story bro.

also, we have a secret underground base where all the mods hang out and throw wild parties. you wanna be part of that? of course you do.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. who needs insurance when you have us?

SwitchCraft: No Blank Ballots!

SwitchCraft, Ballots, BLANK

So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where all the players are like protesting against this one dude, right? And like, because of all the protests, the dude gets less votes and loses support for his cray-cray policies. It’s like a total riot up in here, but in a virtual blocky world! Join this server if you wanna be part of a revolution against the far-right (or left, I guess) and make a difference in the Minecraft political landscape. Plus, there’s like, free virtual picket signs and riot gear for all new players. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

Quirm SMP

Proximity Chat Gameplay, players drop heads, weekly events, Vanilla, Quests

Server Info
Name	Quirm SMP (Vanilla)
Server IP	quirm.xyz
Server Hosting	32 Gigabytes of RAM (Absolutely no lag)
Location	EU (English Only)

Server Features

Enjoy a vanilla experience with unique quests for unobtainable items
Interact with an active community of up to 20+ players on weekends
Experience proximity chat gameplay
CoreProtect to prevent griefing
Unique events and competitions

Rules & Expectations

Must be at least 15 years old
Preferred to have Simple Voice Chat mod
Respect others in-game and on voice-chat
See detailed guidelines and rules on Discord

Additional Info

All mods allowed as long as they don’t disrupt the vanilla aspect
Exclusive items through weekly events
Mobs and players drop heads upon death
Friendly server welcoming builders
Exclusive to Minecraft version 1.20.6

Apply Now via Discord

Quirm SMP – Season 1

(https://discord.gg/ckvk9Rjnyv)

FAQ

Q: Can I join if I’m under 15 years old?

A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are at least 15 years old.

Q: Are there any restrictions on mods?

A: All mods are allowed as long as they do not disrupt the vanilla gameplay experience.

Q: How can I obtain exclusive items on the server?

A: Exclusive items can be obtained through weekly events hosted on the server.

Q: Do mobs and players drop heads on this server?

A: Yes, both mobs and players drop heads upon death, adding an extra challenge to gameplay.

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The server is exclusive to version 1.20.6.

Mystic Manga Isles 1.21.3

Asian Comics, Chinese Webcomics, chinese art, Chinese animation, Chinese illustrators

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Chinese manga but in block form. Imagine building your own epic adventures just like in those crazy manga stories. Plus, there’s dragons and creepers, so it’s like a mashup of two awesome worlds. Don’t be a noob, join now and unleash your inner manga hero in Minecraft!

BroCraft: No Cheap Knockoffs!

AITAH, brocraft, brother, Replace, Amazon

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value the principle of not stealing…even when it comes to allergy pills! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pill-counting drama and sibling shenanigans.

Explore our virtual world and uncover the mystery of the missing loratadine pills. Will you confront your virtual twin brother and demand a 1 for 1 comp on Minecraft CVS? Or will you embark on a quest to find the ultimate deal on Amazon for 300 pills?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of demanding justice for stolen allergy medication in a blocky, pixelated universe. Join now and show the world that even in Minecraft, stealing is never okay…especially when it comes to allergy pills!

CringeWorthyTrendsMC SMP

childhood memories, cringe-worthy styles, smp, CringeWorthyTrendsMC, cringe-worthy trends

OMG like, remember when we all used to wear those super baggy pants with chains hanging off them? Like, what were we thinking, right? But hey, if you wanna relive those cringey days and have a blast at the same time, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP! We have a whole town dedicated to recreating the fashion disasters of the past, complete with giant chain wallets and neon shoelaces. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground club where you can dance to 90s pop music all night long. So come join us and let’s cringe together in style, baby!

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