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Poo Poo Patrol: Minecraft Madness

Assholes, Behavior, bullying, childish, DISRESPECTFUL, EMBARRASSING, Friends, group, immature, inappropriate, insensitive, Karnacans, laughed, madness, Minecraft, mocking, pants, Patrol, pee pee, Poo, poo poo, ridicule, stood by, teasing

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4943
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Farms Harvested:	795	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	158	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so wild that they make the Karnacans look like angels! 🤣 Join us for a crazy ride filled with poo poo and pee pee jokes that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players surrounds you and starts doing the poo poo dance. You can’t help but join in, because on this server, we embrace our inner child and let loose with our bodily functions! 💩

But that’s not all – our community is so tight-knit that we have our own secret language made up entirely of fart noises. You haven’t truly experienced Minecraft until you’ve navigated our world using only the sound of your own gas! 🌬️

So why wait? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft server on the internet. Who needs diamonds when you have poo poo jokes and pee pee pranks to keep you entertained for hours on end? 😉

EndlessSMP: Back to School Edition – Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Alaska, almost over, back to school, Career Change, college, Cycle, Edition, EndlessSMP, Escape, fisherman, Military, Minecraft, new beginnings, outdoor living, repeat, run off, School, seasonal changes, Self Discovery, smp, Starting again, Summer, Wilderness, wish

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5867
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	443	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old college routine? Do you dream of running off to the wilderness and starting a new life as a fisherman in Alaska? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a journey of epic proportions.

Picture this: you’re stranded on a deserted island with nothing but your wits and a pickaxe. You must survive the harsh wilderness, fend off dangerous mobs, and build the ultimate base to call home. But watch out, because other players are lurking in the shadows, ready to steal your resources and sabotage your plans.

But fear not, brave adventurer! With a community of like-minded players by your side, you’ll never be alone in this crazy world. Form alliances, go on epic quests, and conquer the land together. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the power at your fingertips.

So what are you waiting for? Drop out of college, quit your job, and join our Minecraft SMP for the adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement and chaos of a virtual world at your fingertips? Join now and let the madness begin!

FitCraft: Minecraft Server

FitCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9827
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve been building blocks together for over a decade! Just like in real life, we believe in staying fit and healthy – except for our resident creeper, who refuses to exercise and blames it on her job in retail. But fear not, our server is the perfect place for her to find motivation and get those virtual steps in!

Join us on this server and witness the epic saga of the vegan warrior who gave up alcohol to honor his fallen comrade. And let’s not forget about his partner, the smoke-free champion who’s always there to support him, even if she thinks he’s a bit of a blockhead when it comes to exercise.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and maybe even get a virtual workout in, come join us! Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with the pixelated version of your significant other all over again.

BallBustersCraft

accident, aim, apartment, apartment building, Ball, BallBustersCraft, Effort, football, ignoring, Kids, loud sound, parents, park, payment, Peaceful, Petty, Plates, Playing, Rude, shattered plates, WINDOW

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Love Letters Sent:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of dealing with pesky kids kicking balls into your apartment and breaking your plates? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where kids can’t ruin your day with their soccer shenanigans.

On our server, you can build a fortress so high that even the most skilled footballers couldn’t kick a ball through your window. Plus, we have a special “no broken plates” rule that guarantees your kitchenware will remain intact.

But wait, there’s more! We have a parkour challenge that will test your skills in dodging flying balls and angry parents. Can you make it to the end without getting hit? Join now and find out!

So say goodbye to rude kids and hello to a world where your plates are safe. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your ultimate ball-proof fortress!

DarkHumaneMinecraftSMP

Atrocity, brutality, Corruption, Cruelty, DarkHumaneMinecraftSMP, Darkness, darkness of the soul, Depravity, Despair, Evil, Horror, Humanity, Inhumanity, malevolence, Malice, Monstrous, Sinister, Suffering, Twisted, violence, wickedness

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2396
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Ores Mined:	4932	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Runes Activated:	2

Have you ever seen someone steal all the diamonds from a fellow player’s chest and then blame it on a creeper? Or witnessed a group of players forming a secret alliance to overthrow the server owner and turn the whole place into a giant chicken farm? Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the darkest side of humanity comes out to play!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, engaging in intense PvP battles, and uncovering the juiciest drama this side of the blocky universe. Our community is filled with eccentric characters, from the mysterious hermit who only communicates through signs to the mad scientist who creates explosive contraptions just for fun.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into chaos, betrayal, and endless laughter, come join our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, nothing is ever as it seems in this twisted world of pixels and possibilities.

CraftyCrazeMC

10. Soul-stirring experience, 11. Unfathomable emotions, 12. Overwhelming sensation, 13. Unforgettable moment, 14. Intense feelings, 15. Raw emotions, 16. Uncharted territory, 17. Beyond words, 18. Heartfelt experience, 19. Mind-blowing sensation, 2. Unique emotions, 20. Beyond description., 3. Unexplainable sensation, 4. Personal experience, 5. Emotional depth, 6. Profound feelings, 7. Inexpressible emotions, 8. Intangible sensations, 9. Deep connection, CraftyCrazeMC, Indescribable feeling

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Enchantments Applied:	65
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Have you ever felt the rush of riding a pig off a cliff while being chased by a horde of angry chickens? No? Well, you’re missing out, my friend! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of living on the edge (literally) as you navigate through our wacky world filled with exploding sheep, dancing zombies, and talking trees.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that poops out diamonds and rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and embark on the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

KyrgyzRexCraft

Alpkarakush kyrgyzicus, ancient reptile, Callovian Balabansai Formation, dinosaur anatomy, dinosaur classification, dinosaur evolution, extinct species, Fossil discovery, KyrgyzRexCraft, Kyrgyzstan, new genus, new species, orbital brow, Palaeontology, paleoecology, paleontological findings, paleontological research, paleontological study, postorbital, prehistoric creature, theropod dinosaur

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3947
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Enchantments Applied:	81
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got dinosaurs, like for real! Imagine riding a T-Rex into battle or having a pet Velociraptor to guard your base. And get this, we even have a new species called Alpkarakush kyrgyzicus, with a super cool orbital brow that will make all the other dinos jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in Kyrgyzstan, so you know it’s gonna be wild. We’ve got mountains to climb, caves to explore, and even hidden treasures to find. Plus, our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build, mine, and survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate dino master. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re nothing compared to our prehistoric pals!

AfternoonCraft Minecraft Server

AfternoonCraft, blankets, bundle up, Chill, chilly, chilly room, cold, cold weather, Cozy, Freezing, frosty, good afternoon, guys, heater, Minecraft, room, Server, Shivering, snuggle, Temperature, Warm, weather, Winter

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7074
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	384	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	744207	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of freezing your blocky butt off in your room? Well, have we got the server for you! Our Minecraft server is so lit, it’ll warm you up faster than standing next to a lava pit in the Nether. Join us and experience the hottest builds, the coolest players, and the craziest adventures this side of the End Portal. So say goodbye to chilly rooms and hello to the hottest server around!

Minecraft SMP – AnthroMalesRule

A Second Chance, Anthro, AnthroMalesRule, Broken Sanctuary, Claws of Helion, Electroluxe, Fairytail Chronicles, Frost on her Feathers, Gratitude, Human Males, Loveless Incantation, manhunt, Media, Minecraft, Sanguine Dusk, smp, Songbird, Stories, Survivors of a Shattered World, Tales of Prince Anonymous, toys in bed, Wilderness Hearts, writing guides

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3517
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring themes? Well, look no further than our server, where we have Human Males On Female Anthros General #3241! Join us for the “Toys In Bed” edition and experience a world filled with crazy stories and outrageous adventures.

From broken sanctuaries to frosty feathers, manhunts, shattered worlds, loveless incantations, and tales of prince anonymous, our server has it all. And let’s not forget about the fairytail chronicles, wilderness hearts, gratitude, claws of helion, and so much more!

Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, drama, and maybe even a bit of romance. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest or a hilarious mishap. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the fun at our insane Minecraft SMP!

BlanketBanterCraft

bedroom decor, BlanketBanterCraft, childhood blanket, comfort item, Communication, compromise, compromise in marriage, decorating, design aesthetics, emotional connection, Home decor, Home office, interior design, Marriage, personal space, relationship dynamics, sentimental attachment, sentimental keepsake, sentimental value, shared space, Understanding

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Star Shards Collected:	158	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Enchantments Applied:	213

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all things sentimental and quirky! Join us and bring your old, tattered blankets to hang on the virtual walls of our world. Need a cozy spot to cuddle up when you’re stressed? We’ve got you covered (literally)!

Our server is the perfect place to showcase your beloved childhood treasures, no matter how faded or stained they may be. Who needs traditional art when you can have a wall full of nostalgic blankets?

And don’t worry about anyone trying to control your decorating choices here. We fully support your right to display your sentimental items wherever you please, even if it’s in the middle of the living room for all to see.

So come on in and join us for a wild ride of blanket-hanging adventures. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new appreciation for that old, tattered blanket you’ve been holding onto for years. Let’s make some memories and create a space that truly feels like home.

CarefreeCraft SMP

CarefreeCraft, personal growth, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-confidence, self-validation, smp

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3466
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of being judged for your diamond armor fashion choices? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all styles, from pink tutus to full-on clown suits! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build your dream base, whether it’s a giant toilet or a floating castle made entirely of cake.

Our community is filled with hilarious characters, like the guy who insists on riding around on a pig named Sir Oinksalot or the girl who communicates solely through interpretive dance. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

So, if you’re ready to stop caring what other people think and start having a blast in a wacky world of blocks and pixels, join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated dance battle with a creeper or embarking on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed!