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Block TherapyCraft

BLOCK, Boundaries, communication skills, coping strategies, Exercise, gratitude practice, healthy habits, hobbies, journaling, medication, mental health, mindfulness, nutrition, positive relationships, relaxation techniques, Routine, self-care, sleep hygiene, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, TherapyCraft

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2055
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dimension Hops:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mines Excavated:	1546	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Join our Minecraft server and let your worries melt away as you build, mine, and explore in a virtual world filled with endless possibilities! Our server is like therapy for your soul, with pixelated pigs to pet, creeper explosions to release your pent-up anger, and enchanted forests to get lost in (literally, because our maze is no joke). Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a licensed therapist in another dimension, so you know you’re in good hands. Say goodbye to stress and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

Massage Mania: ADHD Relief

adhd, alternative treatment, Attention, behavioral therapy, case study, cognitive function, Focus, hyperactivity, impulsivity, Mania, MASSAGE, Massage therapy, mental health, neurodevelopmental disorder, Relaxation, Relief, sensory processing, Sleep, sleep disorders, tactile massage, teenagers, Therapy, young people

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3129
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got dat magic touch, literally! We did a study with 14 peeps wit ADHD and found out dat tactile massage can make u less hyper and impulsive, help u focus, and knock u out for a good night’s sleep. So come on over and get dat massage while u build ur epic world in Minecraft! Who knew touchy-feely stuff could be so lit in da gaming world, amirite? Let’s get massagin’ and craftin’!

Officially Unofficially Starting a New MC Server! The Not-So-Professional [network]

begin.., bericht, bespreken, Challenges, discordlink, Events, genieten, kans, lancering, Minecraft, Network, nieuws, NotSoProfessional, officially, Server, social media, spelen, Starting, Survival, Thema, uitnodigen, UNOFFICIALLY, verhalen, verspreiden, vrienden, Website

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2628
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
New Chunks Explored:	864986	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Server Name	GalaxyVoid
Opening Date	October 20th
Opening Time	13:00
Website	Galaxyvoid.nl

Brief Overview:

GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server is perfect for those who love survival and storytelling. Join us for the grand opening on October 20th at 13:00! Invite your friends and be part of a unique themed server with events and challenges.

FAQ:

Q: What is the theme of GalaxyVoid Minecraft Server?

A: GalaxyVoid is themed around survival and storytelling.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Visit the website Galaxyvoid.nl or contact the server admin for the discord link.

Q: Are there events and challenges on the server?

A: Yes, GalaxyVoid will host events and challenges for players to enjoy.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, please invite your friends to join and enjoy the opening of GalaxyVoid!

Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Br’aaxskin Maps, Costume Party Mixer, Crafty, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, final fantasy xiv, Garo, Golem Alts Meetup, Halloween Musicals, Halloween Theme CC., Letter from the Producer LIVE, Male Meetup, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Server, Spooky Club, The Crow, The Ondo Cups, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Tuliyollal, Twin Peaks, x files

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	466035
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Potions Brewed:	50
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for epic meetups like the Spooky Club: X-files where we investigate mysterious occurrences in the Minecraft world. Or how about the Costume Party Mixer where you can show off your wildest Minecraft skins?

But that’s not all! We have shared FATE meetups, Golem Alts Meetups, and even a Monthly Male Meetup for all the Minecraft dudes out there. And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event, where we’ll be singing and dancing to spooky tunes all night long.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Metzitzah b’peh Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Blood, bpeh, child rights, consent from parents, consent issues, controversial practices, cultural beliefs, ethical concerns, fellatio, health risks, Jewish circumcision, mastermind, Medical Ethics, metzitzah, metzitzah b’peh, Minecraft, oral-genital contact, Pain, public humiliation, religious ceremonies, religious customs, religious freedom, religious practices, smp, traditional rituals

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we thrive on chaos and absurdity! Join us if you’re ready to experience blood, pain, and fellatio… wait, what? Just kidding! But seriously, our server is so wild that you’ll need consent from your parents before joining. And if you’re not prepared for public humiliation, then you’re in the wrong place! So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of a time and let’s see who can survive the madness!

DogHouseBanisher

Behavior, Boundaries, COLLAR, concussion, disabled, DogHouseBanisher, Events, fainting, family, farm dog, holidays, host, injury, mobility assistance, Principles, scolding, service dog, service dog training, small town, Training, Vae

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4232
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Emeralds Found:	4754
Runes Activated:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	9803	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4825	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic service dog, Roxie, who will alert you before you faint in the game! Need help with mobility assistance? Roxie’s got your back (literally)! She’ll even rear up and rest her paws on you before you face any danger in the game.

But beware, if you mess with Roxie, you’ll have to deal with our strict rules and regulations just like our overprotective owner in the story above. Pull her by the collar in the game and you might just get banned from all family events and holidays on the server!

Join us now for a wild ride filled with fluffy farm dogs, fainting spells, and family drama that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so eventful?

BlockyBluesBeGone

advice, BlockyBluesBeGone, coping strategies, depression, Exercise, journaling, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, positive thinking, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self compassion, self love, self-care, stigma surrounding depression, support system, talking to someone, Therapy

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1191
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Crops Grown:	5750
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Are you feeling as down as a creeper who just got hugged by a cactus? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a virtual therapy session where you can mine away your troubles and build yourself a happy little blocky paradise. Our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, will be there to listen to all your problems and offer sage advice like, “Just block out the negativity, bro!” Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will give you a hug that will cure all your woes. So come on down and let’s craft away those blues together!

CraftyIsraelMC Server: No War, Just Blocks!

aggression, blocks, Conflict, CraftyIsraelMC, Crisis, decisively, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, intervention, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peacekeeping, Politics, response, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, UN, War

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where if you don’t join, Iran will like, totally attack Israel or something. But don’t worry, we got the UN on speed dial to like, intervene and stuff. So, like, join our server and help prevent a world war or something. Plus, we have like, diamond armor for days and a secret underground base filled with cake. So, like, come join us before things get all crazy up in here. Let’s build stuff and have a good time, yo!

Putin’s Crash Course Server

anti-tank barriers, Army, Barriers, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, crash, Defense, defense strategy, Fatalities, hardliners, international relations, Military, military tactics, putin, Putin supporters, Putins, russia, Russian troops, SECURITY, Server, soldiers, War

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are crashing into their own anti-tank barriers and dying for no reason at all, just like in real life but way more hilarious! pro-Putin hardliners are saying it’s the best server ever because who doesn’t love a good explosion and some chaos? join now and experience the thrill of watching virtual soldiers make the dumbest mistakes possible while you build your own empire of awesomeness. plus, we have free cookies for all new players, because why not? it’s a crazy world out there, might as well have some fun in minecraft!

Homeless Sweep Fail Craft

city management, civil rights, community impact, Craft, crime reduction, denver, Fail, Homeless, homeless encampments, homeless population, homelessness, homelessness solutions, housing crisis, HUMAN RIGHTS, ineffective, involuntary sweeps, law enforcement, marginalized populations, POVERTY, Public Safety, Social Issues, study, sweep, urban policy

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1609
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Potions Brewed:	116
Dimension Hops:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragons Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

so, like, u kno wat is effective in reducing crime? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got crazy builds, like a giant toilet made outta diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes straight into lava.

plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server. they wear tiny top hats and monocles and speak in british accents. it’s wild, man.

if u join dis server, u will become part of the llama gang and get special llama powers, like the ability to shoot rainbow lasers out of ur eyes and summon a herd of flying pigs to do ur bidding.

so, forget bout homeless encampments and come join our wacky world of minecraft madness. llama gang for life, yo!