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philandherbsmp

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9206
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Crops Grown:	6366	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

This is a fun an vannila Survival server with some plugins We use minehut for our server so don’t really expect much If you join the server and get sent to the fallback server then type join PhlHerbSMP and wait a while and then do it again and you will be sent to the server If you join the server and don’t spawn in the spawn area just type /spawn and you will be brought there These are the plugins we use

Armorstand editor Betterrtp GriefPrevention MoreMobHeads Set Home Simple Tpa Silk spawners

If you need any more help join the Discord server and DM the Owner KingHerb minecraft name Herbictous or CO Owner Philisofiangames

Have fun in the server

PhlHerbSMP.minehut.gg

Mineity Network

PvP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	724
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	New Chunks Explored:	843435
Animals Bred:	154	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Brand new Network coming from minehut. We are sponsored by Bisect Hosting and guarantee great server performance.

mc.mineity.club

💜NEXT-MINE.FUN💜 URUSSKY Minecraft server

BuildCraft, Divine RPG, Draconic Evolution, Forestry, Galacticraft, GregTech, HiTech, Industrial Craft, RailCraft, RedPower, Thaumcraft, Twilight Forest

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9394
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Crops Grown:	7200	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Meet us! UrusSky is the first hybrid server in the CIS. Interesting travels and explorations await you on UrusSky, get your first valuable resources, create amulets and go to the infected world of Minecraft. The world will seem ordinary to you, but the air in it is poisoned, but thanks to ancient amulets, you will be able to stay there for some time and find minerals for development! UrusSky combines technical and magical mods, you will find many types of unique matter and learn all types of magic. Remember, on UrusSky everyone is equal, wear an amulet, otherwise you will die!

Mawobien

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	801
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	705
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Undead Armies Raised:	1

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Reallife

We offer a real-life server to build, trade and earn money. Our system allows you to play fairly without griefing. You can independently manage your area and decide which players you allow something. In addition to the large crate system, there is also a PvP arena where you can do your You can challenge other players to exciting fights. There are also always events where you can get valuable items, money, cool things You can win gadgets and other useful prizes.

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Mawobien.de

Kitten-client smp

247, Arena Pvp, Friendly, Lgbt, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, smp, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	375
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Farms Harvested:	983

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The KittenClientSMP offers:. . . ♡ ・ Friendly Staff. . . ♡ ・ LGBT+ Friendly. . . ♡ ・ 24/7 Server with over 20GB Rams. . . ♡ ・ /home /tpa /sit (and more). . . ♡ ・ Buyable Ranks to look Unique. . . ♡ ・ Mystery Boxes and Cosmetics. . . ♡ ・ New updates and plugins every day!. . . ♡ ・ Giveaways! (Nitro). . . ♡ ・ And.. CHICKENS

【☾】 – staff needed!· · ─────── ·Red thread · ─────── · ·in need of:+ Social Advertisers (+PMs)+ Builders+ Moderators–♡

˗ˏˋ ꒰ ♡ ꒱ ˎˊ˗|| https://discord.gg/63PrzrNxf4 ||

smp.kittenclient.net

WayBerCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

SURVIVAL SERVER WITH VANILLA MINI-GAMES 1.9 to 1.16.5!!! Original and Pirated. It has: – Store – Mina – TntRun – Skyblock

jogar.waybercraft.com.br

❤️SuperMine❤️ Mini-Games, PVP 1.12-1.20⭐ Best Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Crops Grown:	6062	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

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1. SuperMine 1.8-1.20

2. IP: mcsuper.net

3. No dupa, Weddings, Clans.

4. No lags, Casino, Weapons.

5. Money for time in the game, Honest PvP.

6. BedWars, SkyWars, BuildBattle, Murder, SkyPvP.

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3.mcsuper.net

Zepollo Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7172
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	155	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Welcome to Zepollo Network! GRAND OPENING! Zepollo is a new BRAND NEW server, ran by a team who has been running servers since 2012! Zepollo offers a variety of gamemodes and will continue to expand and add game modes throughout the year! Current Servers: – PRISON – SKYBLOCK – FACTIONS We thrive to be a server that LISTENS to the community! IP Address: mc.zepollo.com Website: www.zepollo.com Discord: discord.zepollo.com

mc.zepollo.com

Imperialnetwork.net

Discord, Earth, Events, Network, op prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8379
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Dimension Hops:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Welcome to the Imperial Network!We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival, Anarchy LifeSteal, Towny Earth and more! Please read below for more information.

Server IP: mc.imperialnetwork.netDiscord: https://discord.gg/imperialnetworkWebsite: https://www.imperialnetwork.net/

We host a wide variety of servers of the latest version of minecraft! You can login to these servers with any version from 1.8.X –> Latest [1.19.X+]. Our servers are full of custom content to keep you busy for hours and are hosted with ZERO LAG. Come to us today!

mc.imperialnetwork.net

RPG Legends

KitPvP, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7596
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magic Items Found:	6648	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Please Have Fun And Join The Discord And Also Be active On The Server If Your Not idk What Your Doing

Bu1lder01.aternos.me