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HateWatchinSMP

Actor, actress, ANNOYING, Casting, Character, cringe, despise, detest, dislike, film, hate, HateWatchinSMP, IRRITATING, loathe, Movie, onscreen, Performance, PRESENCE, Role, Screen, talent

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	142
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mines Excavated:	1346
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

OMG, like, have you ever been watching a movie and then this one actor or actress comes on screen and you’re just like NOPE, I can’t deal with this person? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have this one player who is like the equivalent of that annoying actor/actress. But, like, in a good way, you know? Like, they’re so bad at building stuff that it’s actually hilarious to watch. It’s like a trainwreck, you can’t look away!

So, if you’re into watching someone fail miserably at Minecraft but still somehow manage to make you laugh, then you HAVE to join our server. Plus, we have this crazy story about how this player once accidentally blew up their entire base with TNT because they thought it was a firework show. It was epic, let me tell you. And don’t even get me started on the time they tried to tame a wild wolf and ended up getting chased around the map for hours. Good times, good times.

So, yeah, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP with a cast of characters that will make you question your sanity, then come join us! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, I promise you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for some serious facepalming moments.

NoJonesesAllowedMC

10. inner peace, 11. Minimalism, 12. Self-worth, 13. Peer pressure, 14. Consumerism, 15. Social comparison, 16. Inner happiness, 17. True wealth, 18. Self-awareness, 19. Contentment, 2. Refusing to conform, 20. Unique lifestyle., 3. Anti-materialism, 4. Personal values, 5. Authentic living, 6. Rejecting societal pressure, 7. Individuality, 8. Non-conformity, 9. Self-acceptance, Keeping up with the Joneses, NoJonesesAllowedMC

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	224
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Are you tired of trying to keep up with the Joneses in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the only thing you need to keep up with is the amount of diamonds in your inventory!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about impressing your neighbors with fancy cars or designer clothes. Instead, you can show off your epic builds and impressive redstone contraptions to all your virtual friends.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city on our server where the villagers throw wild parties every night. Will you be able to find it and join in on the fun?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to the Joneses once and for all!

Anygrief Global Winter Wipe Server Minecraft

Anygrief, Global, Minecraft, Server, Winter, wipe

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

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Moonbat

active updates, Creative, Griefing, host, Ip:, Max8abug, Minigames, Moonbat, No Griefing, player events, player rewards, safe progress, see you there, server maintenance, smp, Spleef, Version 1.21.4

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5474
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Features	Creative server, no-griefing survival SMP, griefing allowed SMP, player events, minigames
IP Address	moonbat.ddns.net
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Is griefing allowed on the survival SMP?

No, griefing is not allowed on the no-griefing survival SMP. It is a friendly and safe environment for players to build and explore.

2. How often are player events run on the server?

We run player events on the server occasionally, offering survival rewards for participants. Keep an eye out for announcements in the server.

3. Can I trust that my progress will be safe on the SMP maps?

Yes, both SMP maps on Moonbat Minecraft won’t reset, so you can trust that your progress and builds will be safe and preserved.

4. Are there any rules regarding player conduct on the server?

Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and respectful gaming environment for all players. Please refer to the server rules section for more information.

Mystic School Beginnings 1.21.2

1.21.2, adaptation, Anime, BEGINNINGS, comedy, FANTASY, friendship, Gakkou, Ghosts, Hajimemashita, Identity, japanese, Manga, mystic, School, Sensei, slice of life, Supernatural, Teacher, yokai, youkai, Youkai Gakkou

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Towns Built:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a parallel universe where everyone is literally you. Can you imagine the chaos and hilarity that would ensue? It’s like looking into a mirror and seeing a million versions of yourself staring back at you. It’s a total mind trip, man. So come on, join us and embrace the madness!

CraftyBae’s Grad & Bday Bash Minecraft Server

19th birthday, admissions process, aita, Bash, BDay, BF’s graduation, bigger university, Birthday, Classes, college, Columbia, community college, CraftyBaes, dental school, educational experience, first year, Future, future health professions, Grad, high school, high school graduation, internship program, medical school, Minecraft, Network, not attending, nursing school, Rutgers, senior year, Server, SHPEP, stipend, summer internship, travel expenses, ucla, University, Upset, WIBTA

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Zombie Dances:	7	Emeralds Found:	9040
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of missing out on all the fun because you’re too busy trying to secure your future? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape reality for a while in a world where your only worry is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle.

Just like how this internship program can make you look desirable to medical schools, our server will make you look like a Minecraft pro! Impress your friends with your redstone contraptions, massive farms, and epic builds. Who needs a prestigious university when you have a virtual world to conquer?

And don’t worry about missing your boyfriend’s high school graduation and birthday. On our server, every day is a celebration! We throw virtual parties, host build competitions, and even have a secret underground club (shh, don’t tell the mods). Your boyfriend will be so jealous of all the fun you’re having, he’ll be begging to join too!

So come on, ditch the internship program and join our Minecraft server instead. Who needs a future in healthcare when you can have a future as the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Join now and let the adventures begin!

BlockyBaeBreakup

BlockyBaeBreakup, Boyfriend, Caretaker, dementia, Disappointment, Empathy, family, fear, firm, Guilt, long-distance relationship, Meeting, moving out, Promise, resignation, RESPONSIBILITY, Schedule, sick grandma, Trapped, Trauma, Understanding

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mines Excavated:	1859
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your real life? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your caregiving responsibilities behind!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your grandma’s bathroom schedule. No more feeling trapped in your family obligations, you can finally live your best blocky life!

And don’t worry about disappointing your long-distance boyfriend, he’ll understand once he sees the epic creations you’ve built on our server. Who needs a relationship when you have a diamond pickaxe and a creeper to keep you company?

So come join us, where the only thing you’ll have to take care of is your virtual farm. Say goodbye to real-life responsibilities and hello to a world of endless possibilities in our Minecraft server!

BurntOutPolitician – Minecraft SMP

burned out, BurntOutPolitician, clip, comedy, distraction, Entertainment, Escape, funny, GUARANTEED, hilarious, humor, internet, LAUGH, meme, Minecraft, Relief, satire, smp, social media, trending, us politics, Video, viral

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8760
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of all that political drama on this site? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who has the best pet llama!

We’ve got a community of players who are crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush. From building giant statues of their favorite YouTubers to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for a good laugh, just wait until you see our resident prankster, Steve. He once filled the entire spawn area with pink sheep just to mess with everyone’s heads. Classic Steve, am I right?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the wacky fun. Who needs politics when you can have a blast mining diamonds and trolling your friends? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Pixel Punchline

clever comeback, clever diss, clever insult, clever insult ideas, clever insult without bad language, clever insult without cursing, clever insult without profanity, clever insult without swearing, clever put-down, clever retort, creative insult, creative insult ideas, insult, insult without swearing, non-offensive insult, non-profane insult, non-vulgar insult, PIXEL, PUNCHLINE, witty comeback, witty insult, witty retort

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8749
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Animals Bred:	196	Dragons Tamed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your creativity and let your inner troll shine!

Join us if you want to engage in epic insult battles with other players without using a single swear word. That’s right, we have a strict no-profane-language policy, so you’ll have to get creative with your insults.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Insult Arena, where players compete in insult duels to see who can come up with the most outrageous and hilarious insults. The winner gets bragging rights and a virtual crown made out of pure sass.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show off your insult skills in the most epic way possible. Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Insult Arena!

smp.me

Community, Community vote, Discord, Dynmap, Economy, Events, Gaming, Grief Prevention, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, player heads, Plugins, PvP, Server, sleep skip, smp, smp.me, Staff, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3112
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Type	Semi-vanilla (more like vanilla)
Whitelisted	Yes
Age Requirement	16+
Features	Proximity chat, Armor Stand Tools, Discord integration, Web based world map, Grief prevention, Community decisions, Sleep skip, Opt-in PVP, and more

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Visit [smp.me](http://smp.me/) to apply.
Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?	Yes, inclusivity is a core belief.
What is the age requirement?	Players must be 16 years or older.
What kind of plugins are used?	Plugins are used for grief prevention, Discord integration, web map, and more.
Are there any donator perks with advantages?	No, the server does not offer donator perks with advantages.