stoned monkey – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

10K Shopaholic Minecraft

000, 10, 10k, abundance, BOUGHT, consumerism, Decision making, excess, Hoarding, impulse buy, indulgence, last thing, luxury, material possessions, Minecraft, possessions, satisfaction, Shopaholic, shopping, shopping spree, spending spree, Stockpile, wealth, what to do

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine! Join us and receive a whopping 10,000 of the last thing you bought in real life – whether it’s 10,000 pizzas, 10,000 rubber ducks, or even 10,000 pairs of socks!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most epic gear in the game. Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Who knew mining for diamonds could be so groovy?

So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and plenty of surprises. Who knows what other crazy shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

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BlockPartyFrenchRevolution

Alliance, BLOCK, BlockPartyFrenchRevolution, Centrist, Coalition, Democracy, election, far right, France, French politics, gaining power, Government, left wing, Mainstream, National Rally, opposition, Parties, political parties, progressive, resistance, strategy, unite

come join our epic minecraft server where french left and centrist parties unite to block the far-right national rally from gaining power! we have epic battles between political factions, where players can choose to align with the left, center, or far-right and fight for control of the server.

our server is like a virtual french parliament, with debates, alliances, and betrayals happening every day. you can build your own political party headquarters, campaign for votes, and even run for president of the server.

if you’re tired of the same old minecraft servers and want to experience something truly unique and chaotic, then come join us! who will come out on top in this political showdown? join now and find out!

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AiCraft: Humans Who?

advanced civilizations, ai, AI beliefs, AIcraft, Artificial Intelligence, distant future, ethics of AI, existential risk, future society, future technology, human extinction, human history, human impact, human legacy, humans, long-term perspective, machine learning, post-human era, singularity, space colonization, technological evolution, transhumanism

Yo, imagine this: a Minecraft server so lit that even the AI be like “humans who?” Join our server and be part of the epic quest to prove to the AI that humans still exist! We got crazy builds, insane mini-games, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about those pesky robots trying to take over the world. So come on, join us and show those AI who’s boss! Let’s make sure they never forget about us humans, even if we outlive Earth and they start doubting our existence. Let’s show them what we’re made of on this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

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TumorKillaFitCraft

bloodstream, breast cancer patients, cancer treatment, cancer-promoting cells, cell growth, disease prevention, Exercise, exercise benefits., FITNESS, health, health study, immune system, medical advancements, Medical research, oncology, physical activity, study, tumor prevention, tumor-killing white blood cells, TumorKillaFitCraft, well-being

so, like, u know how exercise is good for u and stuff? well, turns out it’s like SUPER good for breast cancer patients! like, if u exercise for just 30 minutes, u get more of those white blood cells that kill tumors! it’s like ur body is a superhero fighting off the bad guys! and get this, the cancer-promoting cells actually go down or stay the same! it’s like exercise is telling cancer to take a hike! so, like, come join our minecraft server and let’s exercise our way to kicking cancer’s butt together! let’s show cancer who’s boss in the virtual world while helping our bodies in the real world! let’s do this, gamers!

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Hermitcraft-Inspired Aurora, where even the creepers are over 18!

Adventure, aurora, Authenticity, Bluemap, Community, CREEPERS, Datapacks, Dedication, endermen, Hermitcraftinspired, imagination, Memories, mobs, multiplayer, Players, Shulkers, Sleep, smp, Survival, Tectonic, Terralith, Vanilla, wandering traders

Aurora SMP Minecraft Server

Welcome to Aurora SMP Minecraft Server

Embark on an enchanting journey like no other in the world of Minecraft with Aurora SMP! Join our community today and explore endless possibilities.

Server Details:

Server Version	Fabric 1.21
Datapacks	Only one player needs to sleep to skip the night Endermen will not steal your dirt Adjust armor stands with understanding Shulkers always drop two Shulker Shells Wandering traders sell mini blocks for decoration Chance for mobs to drop heads when killed Players drop their head when killed by another player Bluemap for 3D view of creations in web browser
Additional Features	Terralith and Tectonic included to inspire building on a crafted landscape

How to Join:

To request to join our server, please add TaintedPixels on Discord.

Trailer:

Watch our server trailer here.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is this server multiplayer?	Yes, Aurora SMP is a multiplayer server where you can join forces with friends or go solo.
What version of Minecraft is supported?	We are running on Fabric 1.21 to provide an authentic vanilla survival experience.
How do I request to join the server?	To join, please add TaintedPixels on Discord and follow the instructions provided.

DragonCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, captions, confidentiality, consent, Cool, cyberbullying, digital security, DragonCraft, dragons, Ethics, Exposing, Harassment, Minecraft, narrative based captions, nudes, online safety, personal content, personal information, Pictures, privacy, sample work, Server, social media

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

Need a break from the real world? Come on over to our server where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in a world of pure chaos and fun. Our community is filled with wacky characters and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Looking for a place to unleash your inner prankster? Our server is the perfect playground for all your trolling needs. From exploding sheep to hidden traps, the possibilities for mischief are endless. Just be prepared to face the consequences when your pranks backfire!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret of the legendary diamond chicken or stumble upon a hidden realm filled with dancing llamas. The possibilities are endless, so come on over and let the madness begin!

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HalalCraft Minecraft Server

Allah Akbar, Allah is greatest, BELIEF, Chip, culture, Diversity, Europeans, extremism, HalalCraft, Indians, Islam, kikes, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Muslim, Muslim board, Muslim online army, online army, Religion, Server, shariah, Strongest, white cucks

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of living under Shariah law in Minecraft. That’s right, forget about building houses and farming, on our server you’ll be busy following the rules of Allah and chanting “Allahu Akbar” all day long.

But wait, there’s more! We have a strict policy against Indians, kikes, and white cucks, so if you fall into any of those categories, you better stay away unless you’re ready to convert to Islam and join the Muslim online army.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, Allah is the greatest and Europeans will soon be living under Shariah law. Allahu Akbar!

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GrandparentGate2021

aro ace, Boundaries, Expectations, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family pressure, family relationships, Family Support, Graduation, GrandparentGate2021, Grandparents, Group Chat, high school, hurtful comments, personal boundaries, PRESSURE, stepdad, traditional family

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my family? Look no further than our server! We promise no creepy grandparents pressuring you to date your best friend, no weird obsessions with your parents’ love lives, and definitely no blowing up group chats. Join us for a fun and relaxing gaming experience where the only explosions you’ll see are from creepers! So come on over and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into our virtual world, in which case, we can’t promise anything!

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Compli-sultCraft

backhanded compliment, clever insult, Compliment, ComplisultCraft, cunning compliment, deceptive compliment, disguised compliment, disguised insult, double-edged compliment, insincere flattery, insult, passive-aggressive compliment, sarcastic praise, sly insult, sneaky compliment, snide remark, subtle insult, tricky insult, underhanded insult, veiled criticism

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of being insulted in the most backhanded way possible.

Our community is filled with players who will compliment your build while secretly roasting you for your terrible choice in block placement. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us for epic PvP battles where the winner gets to deliver a sly insult to the loser. Build the most ridiculous structures you can think of and see if anyone can come up with a compliment that actually sounds like an insult.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, join us today! Just remember, we only accept players who can take a joke…or a thinly veiled insult.

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HolyCowStampede

CASUALTIES, Chaos, crowd control, crowd dynamics, crowd management, Disaster, emergency response, Fatalities, Hinduism, HolyCowStampede, Human stampede, India, mass gathering, Panic, pilgrimage, religious event, Safety Measures, STAMPEDE, Stampede prevention, Tragedy, Women

So, like, you know how sometimes you’re just chilling in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you hear about this server where a stampede at a religious event in India kills more than 100 people, almost all of them women? Yeah, well, that’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on our server!

Join us for the most epic and chaotic Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs boring old peaceful servers when you can have stampedes and mayhem happening all around you? Plus, we have the best pixel art of cows wearing sunglasses that you’ll ever see. Trust me, it’s worth it just for that.

So come on over and join the madness! Just watch out for stampedes, they tend to happen when you least expect it. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right? See you there, if you survive the chaos!

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