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RIP Trump 2016 SMP – Rambling Rascals

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the admins can’t even answer a simple question without losing their minds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have been taught to code by a group of genius squirrels? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of finding a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who can speak fluent Pig Latin.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved). Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

MismatchedMiners

accidentally, aita, Appearance, Argument, body proportions, body type, Different Races, Friend, Girlfriend, look-alike, matching outfits, mean, MismatchedMiners, mistaken, offend, Offending, Race, Rude, shopping, sisters

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	7982
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Enchantments Applied:	195	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Villages Defended:	19	Zombie Dances:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community that looks nothing alike but still pretends to be sisters! Imagine a world where a short Asian girl and a tall blonde girl try to pass off as siblings just for fun.

Join us for outrageous adventures and crazy stories as we navigate through the world of Minecraft while trying to convince everyone that we are long lost sisters. Who cares about race and appearance when you have matching outfits and a hilarious sense of humor?

So come on, join our server and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own “sister” along the way!

HateStankCraft

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1586
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mines Excavated:	3258
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of being surrounded by stinky players on other Minecraft servers who love the smell of rotten flesh and creeper explosions? Well, look no further because our server is a breath of fresh air (literally)! Join us and escape the stench of those other servers with our exclusive scent-free gameplay experience. Our world is filled with fragrant flowers, sweet vanilla bean farms, and even a magical potion that makes you smell like freshly baked cookies. Say goodbye to the foul odors of the Minecraft universe and join us for a whiff-tastic adventure like no other!

PhillyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3384
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	54	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Animals Bred:	52	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Astral Projections Made:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. it’s, like, so lit, u won’t even believe it. u know why? cuz we got, like, a secret underground city full of, like, diamond blocks and emerald ore. u can, like, mine for days and still not run out of precious gems.

also, we got this crazy story about how the server was actually built on top of an ancient alien spaceship. yeah, bro, aliens. they left behind all this advanced technology for us to discover. u can, like, ride flying pigs and shoot laser beams out of ur eyes. it’s, like, totally insane.

oh, and did i mention the giant lava pit in the middle of the spawn area? u can, like, challenge other players to a duel and see who can survive the longest without falling in. it’s, like, the ultimate test of skill and bravery.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the most epic minecraft server ever and experience all the crazy adventures that await u. trust me, u won’t regret it.

CraftyManhuntFun

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7187
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Towns Built:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that it caused a manhunt in Russia? Well, look no further because on this server, we have former inmates recruited to Ukraine wars allegedly killing two people! Join now for a chance to witness the chaos firsthand and maybe even participate in some epic battles. Who needs boring old regular Minecraft servers when you can be part of a real-life drama unfolding right before your eyes? Don’t miss out, join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft NeoGeo Fun – SNK Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	225
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the launch of Fatal Fury: City of the Wolves on April 24, 2025, where you can battle it out with your friends in epic wolf-themed battles. But that’s not all, we also have Mai from FF:CotW ready to kick some butt with her killer moves.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got SVC Chaos: SNK vs Capcom making a comeback, so you can finally settle the age-old debate of who would win in a fight between SNK and Capcom characters. Plus, we’ve got Terry from KOFXV making a surprise appearance in Street Fighter 6 – talk about a crossover event of the century!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our recent event footage for some jaw-dropping moments, and don’t forget to watch DandyJ’s hilarious beginner guide to KOF. Need some community resources? We’ve got you covered with guides, Discord channels, and even a media gallery for all your SNK needs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft fighter in our crazy world of wolves and warriors!

/tfdg/ – The First Descendant General Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2800
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Star Shards Collected:	196
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! In Season One, we had players battling it out for the coveted Void Shard, which holds unimaginable power. Want to get your hands on one? Join now and start farming those Void Shards like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a Module Data system that will blow your mind. Combine different modules to create insane combinations and dominate the competition. Don’t believe us? Check out our Module Combination Percentages and see for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have hidden Vault Spots scattered throughout the map. Can you find them all and claim the treasures hidden within? It’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft!

But be warned, the competition is fierce. Players are racing to find all the Record Locations and complete the ultimate challenge. Will you be the one to come out on top and be crowned the First Descendant?

So what are you waiting for? Download our server now and start your epic adventure. Follow us on Twitter for all the latest news and updates. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft SMP experience of your life! Join now or forever hold your diamonds! #VoidShardOrBust #MinecraftMadness

CraftyDisaster: Redstone Fails & TNT Tales

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Dragon Scales Harvested:	321
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Secret Passages Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling killer chickens armed with diamond swords, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Doom. But beware, because the evil Cactus King is always lurking around the corner, ready to challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy.

Forget about boring inventions like the wheel or the light bulb, because our server is the true pinnacle of human creativity. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Bedrock SMP: Where Griefing is Semi-Encouraged, but Only on Odd Days

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Towns Built:	3	Potions Brewed:	179
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Minecraft Bedrock Survival Server Overview

Name	Serenity SMP
Server Type	Bedrock Survival
IP Address	serenitysmp.online
Port	19132

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: Is raiding allowed on the server?

A: Yes, raiding is allowed on the server. Players can form teams and strategize to take down their enemies.

Q: What is the server’s policy on hacking or cheating?

A: The server has zero tolerance for hacking or cheating. Players caught violating this rule will be banned.

Q: Can players form alliances and trade resources?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to form alliances, trade resources, and build empires together. Collaboration is key to survival.

Q: What is the community like on the server?

A: The community is built on respect and fair play. Disrespecting fellow players or revealing private information is not tolerated.

OopsieCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2029
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	38

Are you tired of being a tall, well-endowed, slightly above average looking guy and still not getting the attention you deserve from the ladies? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and watch as all the virtual Minecraft babes flock to you like bees to honey. Why? Because on our server, being 6’2 and having 8 inches is like having a golden ticket to the virtual dating world. Who needs real-life validation when you can have pixelated love and admiration?

Don’t waste another minute being unappreciated in the real world. Come join our server and experience the virtual adoration you’ve always dreamed of. Who knew Minecraft could be the key to unlocking your true potential with the ladies?