New Minecraft Servers 2025

Stompin Minecraft Servers

Stompin Minecraft Servers

  • CreeperAwkwardMoment

    CreeperAwkwardMoment
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 6153
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 173
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous moments in Minecraft history.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens start following you around, clucking to the beat of “Baby Shark”. Or how about the time when players were turned into giant llamas and had to navigate a maze filled with flying pigs? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also host weekly “embarrassing moment” contests where players share their most cringe-worthy stories for a chance to win epic prizes. From accidentally setting their house on fire to getting stuck in a block for hours, the laughs never stop on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server with your own hilarious tales to tell!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Zodasiran’s Lipid Lows Server

    Zodasiran’s Lipid Lows Server
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 4641
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Ores Mined: 4380
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like taking Zodasiran for ur virtual hyperlipidemia! our world will decrease ur triglycerides after 24 weeks of playin’! it’s like a phase 2b trial but way more fun! come build, explore, and fight ur way to lower cholesterol levels in the most epic way possible! cuz why not?!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Perakee’s So-So Survival: Where [SMP] players are {stale} & {old community} needing {more players}

    Perakee’s So-So Survival: Where [SMP] players are {stale} & {old community} needing {more players}
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 5086
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 221 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Falling into the Void: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Zombie Dances: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    JOIN: perakee.xyz
    MAP: perakee.xyz:8123

    Starting a fresh new community! The server will be reset soon and you can become part of deciding what kind of server we will run, vanilla or modded. We will make something nice together where we can chill and play some games!

    Join my discord: https://discord.gg/e8PDunZa

    FAQ

    What kind of server will it be?

    We are considering both vanilla and modded options. The final decision will be made together with the community.

    When will the server reset?

    The server reset date will be announced soon. Stay tuned for updates on our discord channel.

    How can I get involved in decision-making for the server?

    Join our discord channel and participate in discussions and polls to help us decide the direction of the server.

    Can I invite friends to join the server?

    Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be a part of our community.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Poop Eaters Minecraft Server

    Poop Eaters Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 8913
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 151 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Gods Slained: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Gnome Villages Protected: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of eating boring old food in Minecraft? Well, our server offers a unique dining experience – eating ass! But wait, before you get grossed out, let us clarify that eating ass is actually code for eating delicious, gourmet meals prepared by our talented chefs. So come join our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Plus, rumor has it that players who eat the most ass (the food kind, of course) will receive special in-game rewards! So what are you waiting for? Join now and feast like never before!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • B e e p B o o p M i n e c r a f t S M P

    B e e p   B o o p   M i n e c r a f t   S M P
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    Players: 92/700 Votes: 3525
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Zombie Dances: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Towns Built: 7
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Dragon Scales Harvested: 168
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of struggling with those pesky captchas? Do you feel like you’re on the lower end of the IQ bell curve every time you try to move that slider just right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we welcome all levels of intelligence, including robots and aliens!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. From building giant banana statues to hosting llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Come join us and show off your unique skills, whether you’re a redstone genius or a master at creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server

    SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/300 Votes: 1417
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to argue about splitting hotel room costs again! Join us and escape the drama of real life with our virtual adventures.

    On our server, we believe in fair and equal distribution of resources, just like how you should only pay for what you use in a hotel room. No more getting stuck with the bill for someone else’s luxury bed while you sleep on the floor!

    Plus, on our server, you can build your own dream room without any unwanted roommates. No more sharing space with people who can’t agree on how to split the bill – it’s all about you and your creativity here.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the hotel room drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us – because life’s too short to argue about who pays for what bed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ExBoyfriendPeepinTom

    ExBoyfriendPeepinTom
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 4920
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 82
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

    Join us and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry gone wrong. Witness the epic battle between a brother, his wife, his sister, and her ex, who we’ll call Lucifer because, well, why not?

    Watch as Lucifer’s pervy ways are exposed, leading to a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Will the sister stay or will she leave? Will the brother choose loyalty or love? Find out on our server, where every day is a new episode of Minecraft drama!

    So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, the drama never ends!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SuperpowerSMP: MindReader

    SuperpowerSMP: MindReader
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    Players: 99/800 Votes: 7567
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 24 Demon Skulls Collected: 33
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Villages Defended: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only superpower you have is the ability to mine diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can actually have superpowers! That’s right, forget about flying or shooting lasers from your eyes, we’re talking about real game-changing abilities like turning all the dirt blocks into cake or summoning a herd of dancing llamas to follow you around.

    Join us on this wild journey where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come on, unleash your inner superhero and show the world what you’re made of on our crazy, chaotic, and completely nonsensical Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyLoveIsland

    BlockyLoveIsland
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 6565
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 297 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 26
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 84
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Crops Grown: 3687 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    We have custom-made mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the last player standing gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks (Disclaimer: we cannot actually provide a lifetime supply of diamond blocks).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency in our virtual marketplace.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!

    Fragile Crafters: Survivors Unite!
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    Players: 100/200 Votes: 3426
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Magic Items Found: 5640
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Votes: 6926
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Alien Abductions: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you realize, dang, i could use some more friends to play with. well, guess what? this server is the place to be, my dude.

    we got all the cool peeps here, from hardcore builders to redstone geniuses to pvp masters. you’ll never be bored with all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on this server.

    plus, did i mention we have the most epic events and challenges? like, one time we had a giant chicken race where you had to ride a chicken through a maze filled with lava pits and creeper explosions. it was wild, man.

    oh, and get this – we have the most OP custom plugins that will blow your mind. want to fly like a superhero? we got you covered. want to summon a herd of dancing llamas? done and done.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join us on this server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable minecraft journey of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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