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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 2735 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 83 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3391 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Join us for insane adventures, where you can build your own temple to Yahweh, sacrifice virtual animals in his honor, and even participate in wild debates about the origins of foreskin theft. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial and hilarious at the same time?
So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even convert to the cult of Yahweh and become a true believer in the power of stolen foreskins!