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HolyWarCraft Minecraft Server

CHRISTIANS, FAITH, HolyWarCraft, interfaith dialogue, jew demon, jewish race, Minecraft, monotheism, muslims, religious beliefs, religious conflict, religious diversity, religious extremism, religious identity, religious misconceptions, religious practices, religious tolerance, religious unity, Server, spirituality, stolen foreskins, Worship, Yahweh

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5699
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Villages Defended:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Star Shards Collected:	214

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because on our server, we worship the one and only Jew demon of stolen foreskins, Yahweh! That’s right, Christians and Muslims unite in their love for this crazy deity while also battling it out with the Jewish race in epic battles for supremacy.

Join us for insane adventures, where you can build your own temple to Yahweh, sacrifice virtual animals in his honor, and even participate in wild debates about the origins of foreskin theft. Who knew Minecraft could be so controversial and hilarious at the same time?

So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even convert to the cult of Yahweh and become a true believer in the power of stolen foreskins!

The Gab Dropout Minecraft SMP

college, dropout, dropout consequences, dropout impact, dropout intervention, dropout prevention, dropout prevention initiatives, dropout prevention programs, dropout prevention resources, dropout prevention strategies, dropout rate, dropout recovery, dropout solutions, dropout statistics, dropout support, education, Gab, Minecraft, response, smp, University

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Divine Spears Created:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have developed their own language and culture. Join us and you may just uncover the mysteries of the cow civilization and become their chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything is possible (and where cows may or may not be plotting world domination).

DadDisagreesMCServer

anxiety, arranged marriage, brotherly love, cross-cultural experiences, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, cultural norms, DadDisagreesMCServer, emotional distress, Emotional support, emotional well being, family dynamics, family traditions, generational conflicts, love marriage, marriage pressure, personal autonomy, protective instincts, sibling bond, sibling relationships, traditional values

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7122
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so like, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s old school traditions, then you gotta join this server! We’ve got arranged marriages between villagers, but don’t worry, they’re all happy about it (we think).

Just like my bro, who’s not ready for marriage but is being forced into it, you’ll be forced into epic battles with mobs and other players. And just like my dad, our server admin is super strict and won’t take any excuses for not following the rules. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with the emotional breakdowns like my bro (hopefully).

So come join us on this server where tradition meets chaos, and remember, toughen up like my dad says or you’ll be left in the dust like my poor little bro. 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

KidzGoneWildMC

AITAH, borrowing money, feeding kids, financial assistance, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggles, friend owes money, friends in need, Guilt, KidzGoneWildMC, not keeping her kids, parenting challenges, paycheck to paycheck, power company, providing for children, setting boundaries, small circle, support system, Tough Decisions

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7262
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Astral Projections Made:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player’s friend showed up at their house demanding money for their power bill and then tried to leave their kids with them for the weekend. Don’t worry, we promise our server won’t have any surprise visits from irresponsible friends!

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Come hang out with us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about borrowing money or feeding anyone’s kids. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some so-called friends in real life.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some virtual snacks and drinks to keep you going until Tuesday!

ComebackCraft SMP

Best Comeback, clever comeback, COMEBACK, comeback burns, comeback examples, comeback insults, comeback jokes, comeback lines, comeback moments, comeback one liners, comeback quotes, comeback retorts, comeback stories, ComebackCraft, epic comeback, funny comeback, insult comeback, quick comeback, savage comeback, smp, snappy comeback, witty comeback

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5488
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	20	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

MineTimeFunCraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Star Shards Collected:	226	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

CraftyCrashersMC

Agreement, car accident, compensation, couple, CraftyCrashersMC, crash, insurance, lawsuit, Legal, legal dispute, legal rights, Liability, life changing, personal injury, SETTLEMENT, SUE, Technology, terms, Terms and Conditions, Transportation, Uber

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	5075	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

Adults, Community, Diamond Economy, Events, fresher, java, madness, members, Mini Games, Nether Hub, Players, Season, Shops, smp, Spawn, Survival, Vanilla, world

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Magic Items Found:	8073	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

bad breath, bigfoot, Bigfoots, coding, foids, hairy, Minecraft, Nerd, Normie, onions, pussy, Server, single, ww2

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

armpit, armpit hair, beauty standards, body hair, body positivity, Confidence, empowerment, Enthusiast, feminism, Gender norms, Grooming, hair, hot, Individuality, Minecraft, natural beauty., personal choice, self love, Self-expression, smp, social acceptance, societal norms, taboo, unconventional beauty, Women

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	2788	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyJournalApologyNoWay, emotional processing, emotions, Empathy, family dynamics, Grief, journaling, Loss, personal space, privacy, Respect, self-care, Self-expression, sibling relationships, stepsister, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6966
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	230

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!