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Food Frenzy Minecraft Server

Canned goods, disaster preparedness, Dried goods, emergency food supply, emergency preparedness, FEMA recommendations, Food, food hoarding, food security, Food storage tips, food supply, Frenzy, long term food storage, Minecraft, Pantry essentials, prepping, Red Cross recommendations, self-sufficiency, Server, Stocking up, Stocking up on essentials, Stockpile food, survival supplies, Water storage

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6494
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can stock up on food without fear of government agencies tracking you down? Look no further! Join our server and hoard all the virtual food you want without worrying about the alphabet agencies coming for you. We recommend stocking up on cheap canned goods and water to survive any potential disasters – whether it’s a zombie apocalypse or a creeper invasion. Plus, our server has a sister thread where you can discuss all your food hoarding strategies. Just remember, “Bump” is not gibberish – it’s a way of life on our server. Join now and start building your food fortress before it’s too late!

TinyJoy Minecraft SMP

everyday happiness, Happiness, happy moments, joyous moments, little happiness, little joys of life, little moments of joy, little things, Minecraft, moments of happiness, simple joys, simple pleasures, small comforts, small delights, small joys, small moments, small pleasures, small sources of joy, small things that bring joy, smp, tiny delights, tiny pleasures, TinyJoy

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	392	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Dragons Tamed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for non-stop laughs and epic adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns. Or how about the time we had a massive chicken race across the entire map, with the winner getting a diamond block as a prize?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Island,” where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves while being showered with gifts and prizes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

FavPersonCraft

beloved person, Best Friend, cherished person, family member, favorite human, favorite individual, favorite person, favorite personality, favourite person, FavPersonCraft, Hero, Idol, inspiration, loved one, mentor, Role Model, Significant Other, special person, who is your favorite person, who is your favourite person

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4740
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Love Letters Sent:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Oh, hands down, it’s gotta be Steve from our Minecraft server! I mean, have you heard about the time he rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but somehow survived because he was wearing a diamond helmet that he found in a chicken coop? And don’t even get me started on the epic battles he’s had with the Ender Dragon – he once defeated it using nothing but a stack of raw fish and a wooden sword! Plus, our server has a secret underground disco party room where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. So if you want to join in on the craziness and meet some truly unforgettable characters, come hang out with us on our Minecraft server!

ChinaCraft: Putin’s Payday

blackrock, CEO, China, Chinacraft, Conflict, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, emerging markets, financial markets, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global economy, international relations, Investment, Payday, political dynamics, Putins, russia, sanctions, Support, Trade, ukraine war

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7794
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	27
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the CEO of BlackRock says China is, like, totally supporting Russia’s economy and stuff, and that’s, like, totally cray cray, right?

join this server and you’ll be, like, part of this epic economic alliance that’s gonna take over the world or something. who needs diamonds when you got world domination, amirite?

plus, like, we have this crazy story where the players are actually secret agents trying to stop the evil villager overlords from taking over the server. it’s like James Bond meets Minecraft, man. you gotta join and be part of this epic adventure.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. who needs boring old survival mode when you can be part of a global conspiracy to rule the world? let’s do this, man!

Mirror Wars: Who’s Your Daddy?

Access, access to mirrors, arguments, common, DADDY, dna testing, family disputes, Fatherhood, genetic testing, good mirrors, Identity, less common, MIRROR, Mirrors, modern technology, Paternity, paternity arguments, paternity disputes, paternity issues, Reflection, relationships, self reflection, Wars, Whos

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8250
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
New Chunks Explored:	235717	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

yo, dis server be lit, like a creeper on fire! join us for some crazy fun and epic adventures! we got more drama than a soap opera, with players arguing over who’s the daddy of that baby zombie!

we got more mirrors than the ender dragon has scales, so you can always check yo self before you wreck yo self. and trust me, you gonna wanna look good when you slayin’ them mobs and buildin’ them epic structures.

join us now and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a skeleton, then you might regret it a little. but hey, skeletons don’t have feelings anyway, right? so come on down and let’s get this party started!

Humiliation Ritual Minecraft Server

cultural humiliation ritual, degradation, EMBARRASSMENT, Humiliation, humiliation ceremony, humiliation ritual, humiliation tradition, Minecraft, psychological torture, public humiliation, ritual, ritualistic degradation, ritualistic embarrassment, ritualistic humiliation, ritualistic humiliation event, ritualistic humiliation practice, ritualistic punishment, ritualistic shame, self-humiliation, Server, shame, social humiliation

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7529
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a hilarious humiliation ritual for all new players! Picture this: you have to wear a chicken suit and do the chicken dance in front of the entire server while they throw eggs at you. It’s a riot, trust us.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge” where unsuspecting players must answer riddles or face the wrath of the troll who will turn them into a block of dirt! It’s like a twisted version of a fairy tale, but way more fun.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on our “Parkour of Peril” challenge where one wrong step could send you plummeting into a pit of lava. It’s a real test of skill and nerves of steel.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us for a wild ride of laughter, danger, and pure chaos. Just remember, you might leave with your dignity slightly bruised, but you’ll definitely have a great time!

Copenhagen Craft Minecraft SMP

ATTACKED, Beautiful, Copenhagen, Craft, Danish tv2, eksplosioner, Embassy, explosions, Hunted Down, Israel, Israeli embassies, jewgle, kikes, Krimi, live feed, local time, Minecraft, News, shots fired, smp, stockholm, tkd, Translate

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1042
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Magic Items Found:	5432
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Astral Projections Made:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our SMP where explosions and chaos reign supreme! Just like the two explosions near the embassy in Copenhagen, our server is full of unexpected surprises and thrilling moments. And who doesn’t love a little drama like shots fired at the Israeli embassy in Stockholm? TKD (Total Krazy Destruction) is the name of the game here, so come join us and let’s hunt down some kikes… in Minecraft, of course! Live feed news straight from Danish tv2, because we like to keep things interesting. Don’t miss out on all the action, join our SMP today!

HomeWreckerCraft

African American, child support, Cultural differences, Daddy Issues, family dynamics, family structure, father figure, HomeWreckerCraft, Interracial Relationships, mixed race relationships, Moral values, parenting, perpetrating broken homes, personal boundaries, relationships, single parenting, social commentary, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of my sister’s bachelor/bachelorette party.

Meet Daniel, the man with three daughters from three different women, all under two years apart. He’s like the ultimate Minecraft player, building relationships faster than he builds a house. But watch out, he may hit on you even if you’re not interested, just like he did with me at the party.

But don’t worry, I gave him a piece of my mind about being a responsible father and setting a good example for his daughters. Some people said it wasn’t my place to comment, but hey, on this server, everyone’s opinion matters (even if you’re not African American).

So join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, crazy storylines, and maybe even a lesson or two about parenting. Who needs TV drama when you have Minecraft drama?

SkillzMaster Minecraft SMP

expertise acquisition, expertise mastery, instant learning, instant talent mastery, mastering abilities, Minecraft, personal growth, quick learning, quick mastery, rapid skill development, self improvement, skill acquisition., skill enhancement, skill mastery, skill perfection, SkillzMaster, smp, talent acquisition, talent development, talent enhancement, talent mastery, talent proficiency

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5506
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Star Shards Collected:	194	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can instantly master any skill or talent you desire! Want to become a redstone wizard? Done. Dreaming of being the best builder in the land? Consider it done.

Join our server and watch as players become experts in the most ridiculous skills like underwater basket weaving or llama whispering. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for juggling creepers or riding pigs like a pro. The possibilities are endless on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP!

MineMotivationCraft

achievement, AMBITION, Dedication, determination, DRIVE, goals, growth mindset., hard work, inner drive, inspiration, MineMotivationCraft, motivation, motivation in life, Passion, perseverance, personal development, positivity, reaching goals, self improvement, staying focused, success

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5414
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Emeralds Found:	9895
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	48

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant unlimited potatoes to whoever holds it. But be warned, the potato is guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious spud.

If that’s not enough to get you excited, how about the fact that our server is home to the world’s first and only underwater cow racing track? Yes, you heard that right. Ride a cow through underwater tunnels and compete against other players for the title of Cow Racing Champion.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret disco cave, where you can dance the night away with friendly creepers and skeletons who have killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

UkraineWarriors: KeepFighting!

Battle Cry, Bravery, courage, determination, Duty, fallen soldiers, fight on, heroism, Honor, inspiration, keepfighting, nation, patriotism, perseverance, Remembrance, resilience, sacrifice, solidarity, Ukraine, UkraineWarriors, Unity, War

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	257
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Alien Abductions:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mines Excavated:	3802
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

so like, ukraine’s fallen soldiers were like, super inspiring and stuff. they were all like, “we will never give up, we will never surrender!” and everyone was like, “wow, those guys are so cool.” so now, this minecraft server is like, dedicated to them or something.

join this server if you want to be as brave as ukraine’s fallen soldiers. fight off creepers and zombies like a true hero. show the world that you have the courage and strength of a warrior.

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll unlock secret powers and abilities. like, you’ll be able to fly without wings and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s totally legit, trust me.

so come on, join this server and be a part of something epic. honor the memory of ukraine’s fallen soldiers and become a legend in the world of minecraft. do it for the fallen, do it for glory!