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Hypeless in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3988
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Potions Brewed:	118	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches you into the sky and straight into a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions).

We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant mushroom kingdom ruled by a talking cow, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy (watch out for the evil gummy bears though).

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, join our SMP today! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command?

BlockBustersMC

BlockBustersMC, destructive habits, detrimental actions, everyday actions, gradual damage, Harmless, health risks, hidden dangers, hidden risks, long-lasting impact, long-term effects, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, silent killers, slow deterioration, unhealthy choices, unhealthy habits, unhealthy routines, unnoticed consequences, unnoticed harm

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2647	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Meteorites Collected:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of slowly destroying yourself with mundane activities like drinking water or breathing air? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start destroying yourself in a much more fun and outrageous way! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will have you questioning your sanity in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment designed to turn players into superhumans. So if you want to unlock your hidden potential and maybe gain some superpowers along the way, join our server today! Who needs water and air when you can have adventure and chaos instead?

CraftyPutin Minecraft Server

Agreement, Alliance, bilateral relations, cooperation, CraftyPutin, Diplomacy, economic ties, foreign policy, Hassan Rouhani, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Moscow, Politics, putin, regional stability, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Tehran, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	183
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

so like, putin was just chillin one day and he was like, yo iran, let’s be besties and sign this super cool strategic partnership agreement. and iran was like, heck yeah putin, let’s do it! now they’re like bffs and ruling the world together or something.

join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.

come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

CoupCraft: RusArm Edition

allege, armenia, Caucasus region, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, CoupCraft, eastern europe, Edition, Espionage, foreign interference, former Soviet republic, government intervention., international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Overthrow, political manipulation, Political unrest, power struggle, prosecutors, RusArm, russia

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3142	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russia tried to stage a coup in armenia but failed miserably so now we have a bunch of angry russian players looking for revenge in the virtual world. watch out for flying borscht and vodka potions as you navigate through our insane custom maps and battle against players who may or may not be secret russian agents. join now for a chance to save armenia from the evil clutches of putin and his army of minecraft warriors. it’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

Loot ‘n’ Scoot: The Minecraft Server

consumer behavior, consumer culture, consumer goods, consumer psychology, consumer society, consumerism, consumption habits., decluttering, Detachment, dispossession, Impermanence, letting go, Loot, material possessions, materialism, Minecraft, Minimalism, ownership, personal belongings, possessions, scoot, Server, transience

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house made of diamonds and ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt.

plus, every time you die, you respawn as a different animal. one time i respawned as a potato and it was hilarious.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Caffeine Craze: Java & Chai

antioxidants, caffeinated, Caffeine, caffeine consumption, Cancer prevention, cardiovascular health, Chai, coffee, CRAZE, diabetes prevention, disease prevention, diseases, health benefits, Health benefits of coffee, Health benefits of tea, Health studies, java, Longevity, Lower disease risk., lower risk, neurological diseases, polyphenols, research findings, tea

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	304
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Buildings Constructed:	21	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Potions Brewed:	186
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the coffee and tea are caffienated to the max!!! u will be so hyped up on caffiene u will be building like a madman!! plus, studies show that caffienated coffee and tea may lower ur risk of diseases, so why not join our server and live forever??? build, mine, and drink ur way to immortality on our caffienated minecraft server!!!

The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

all skill levels, art, artist resources, Community, creativity, Discord, doodles, download links, draw, drawing, Fun, layer styles, Minecraft, MS Paint Draw Thread, mspdt, paint, Past Threads., pressure-free, Resources, silly, smp, Thread, Tips

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4807
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

ScaredCraft: Dare to Build!

Adventure, Bravery, breaking barriers, BUILD, conquering fears, courage, embracing fear, facing challenges, facing fears, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pushing boundaries, ScaredCraft, Self Discovery, self improvement, stepping into the unknown, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trying new things, trying something new

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Potions Brewed:	144
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ores Mined:	8101
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372
Endless Night Skies:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a diamond-encrusted bow? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions. Who needs to be scared when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

RedLineRumble Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, long-range strikes, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, political tension, putin, Red Lines, RedLineRumble, russia, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5699
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	655	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.