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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 750 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 77 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
So, like, there’s this epic Minecraft server where the Russian government is all like, “No smartphones for our forces in Ukraine, bro!” And everyone is like, “Whaaat? That’s so random, dude!”
But, like, on this server, we don’t follow any rules, man! You can use all the smartphones you want, even if you’re in Ukraine or Russia or Mars or wherever, dude! We’re rebels, man!
Join this server if you want to stick it to the man and use your smartphone while building epic castles and battling dragons. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the banned smartphones. Shh, don’t tell anyone, bro! It’s our little secret. Let’s go, gamers!
