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BFsPassingSecrets

abandonment, arrangements, BFsPassingSecrets, Cancer, caregiving, Communication, cremation, end of life, exhaustion, family, Funeral, Grief, HEARTBREAK, hospice, in-laws, love, relationships, Resentment, Support, terminal illness, Wishes

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3775
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	35

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you forget all about real-life drama like this heartbreaking story! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and outrageous shenanigans.

Reasons to join our server: 1. Escape the drama of real life – no in-laws or family drama here, just pure Minecraft madness! 2. Build your own world and create your own story – no need to deal with other people’s drama when you can create your own epic tale! 3. Make new friends who will always have your back – unlike those family members who abandoned their loved one in a time of need, our Minecraft community is always there for each other. 4. Explore new worlds and conquer challenges – forget about planning funerals, on our server, the only thing you need to plan is your next epic build! 5. Join us for a laugh and a good time – because life is too short to deal with real-life drama when you can be building castles and fighting zombies with us!

So come on in and join the fun – leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in the crazy, hilarious world of our Minecraft server!

RegretfulRookie in Minecraft SMP

acceptance, communication skills, Coping skills, Decision making, emotional intelligence, Empathy, financial literacy, forgiveness, goal-setting, Gratitude, healthy boundaries, letting go, life lessons, mindfulness, Minecraft, patience, personal growth, RegretfulRookie, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, smp, Time management

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Towns Built:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Are you tired of learning life lessons the hard way? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and learn valuable life lessons like never digging straight down (unless you want to meet a fiery death in a pool of lava) and always carrying a bucket of water with you (because you never know when you’ll need to put out a sudden fire).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who will teach you the true meaning of friendship and bacon. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a mischievous group of creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start learning life lessons the fun and absurd way!

CraftySocietyOops

biggest mistake, CraftySocietyOops, current events, Global Issues, MISTAKES, social problems, societal blunders, societal challenges, societal concerns, societal dilemmas, societal errors, societal failures, societal faults, societal issues, societal misconceptions, societal missteps, societal mistakes, societal misunderstandings, societal trends, society

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	373
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Join our Minecraft server and escape the biggest mistake society is making right now – not playing enough Minecraft! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually just misunderstood pets.

Forget about real life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle or finding the rarest loot. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to an alternate universe where everyone has superpowers and the only currency is emeralds.

So come join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and enchanted diamond armor. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

CruiseMissileCraft Server

apartment, Conflict, cruise missile, CruiseMissileCraft, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah activity, idf, IDF operation, intelligence, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, national security, Operation, Planning, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Terrorism, threat

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4613
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mines Excavated:	4100	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

so, like, this server is so lit, even IDF be talkin’ bout it! apparently, Hezbollah was gonna shoot a cruise missile from an apartment in Lebanon, but they got distracted by how awesome our server is. like, imagine being so cool that even terrorists wanna join your Minecraft world! come join us and be part of the action, who knows what crazy stuff will happen next! #minecraftgoals #terroristapproved

MirageCraft – GripenEuroFighter

Air Force, arms deals, defence minister, defense acquisitions, defense capabilities, Defense Contracts, defense industry, defense news, defense procurement, Defense updates, eurofighter, fighter jets, Gripen, GripenEuroFighter, Military Aircraft, military modernization, military technology, Mirage fighter, miragecraft, negotiations, Ukraine, Ukrainian military

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9189
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is negotiating for some sick fighter jets like mirage, gripen, and eurofighter. imagine flying around in a mirage fighter shooting creepers and zombies from the sky, epic right? plus, our server has the craziest pvp battles where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. join now and be part of the action, ukraine style!

Serotonin Space Quests

anticipation, behavioral science, brain chemistry, brain function, cues, desirable rewards, dopamine, mental health, mood regulation, motivation, neurology, neuroscience, neurotransmitters, Pleasure, Psychology, Quests, research, Rewards, scientific study, serotonin, Space, subjective value

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6801
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Potions Brewed:	46	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Farms Harvested:	144	Infernal Machines Built:	0

so like, you know how when you play minecraft and you find, like, diamonds and stuff and you get all excited and happy? well, our server is like that but on steroids, man. when you join our server, your brain will be flooded with so much serotonin, you’ll feel like you just won the lottery while riding a unicorn made of rainbows.

our rewards are so epic, your serotonin levels will be off the charts. we’re talking about rewards that will make you question reality itself. and the best part is, just thinking about these rewards will make your brain release even more serotonin. it’s like a never-ending cycle of happiness and joy.

so come join our server and experience the ultimate serotonin rush of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it. just remember to bring a helmet, because your mind will be blown.

Elden Ring Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, challenging bosses, dark fantasy, Elden, elden ring, Exploration, FANTASY, FromSoftware, Gaming Community, George R.R. Martin, highly anticipated, horseback combat, immersive gameplay, lore-rich, Minecraft, mythical creatures, next gen, open world, Ring, RPG, Server, Soulsborne, upcoming release, video game

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1449
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Potions Brewed:	142
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Runes Activated:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Astral Projections Made:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Buildings Constructed:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Elden Ring for a wild ride filled with dragons, unicorns, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden portal that led them to a land filled with talking cows and flying pigs. They were greeted by a dancing llama who offered them enchanted diamond armor in exchange for their best dance moves. Needless to say, they partied all night long and became the legends of Elden Ring.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Ninja Clan, a group of fearless warriors who protect the land from evil mobs using nothing but their trusty feather swords and ninja skills. Join them in their quest to defeat the Ender Dragon and claim the ultimate prize – a golden toilet made of pure emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join Elden Ring today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what wonders and shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Golden Time TADA BANRI Minecraft SMP

Amnesia, Anime, Banri, Character development, college life, comedy, Drama, friendship, Golden, golden time, Heartwarming, japanese animation, long term memory, love, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, past, relationships, romance, slice of life, smp, Supernatural, Tada, TADA BANRI, Time

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mines Excavated:	1455	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every player is required to have watched the anime Golden Time and have a deep understanding of TADA BANRI’s struggles. Why, you ask? Because in this server, we believe that only those who have experienced the emotional rollercoaster of Golden Time can truly appreciate the chaos and drama that unfolds in our world.

Join us as we reenact scenes from the show, build replicas of the iconic locations, and engage in intense debates about which character is the best waifu. But beware, just like in Golden Time, there are plenty of plot twists and unexpected turns waiting for you around every corner.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world where love triangles, amnesia, and ghostly apparitions are the norm, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your sanity at the door, because once you enter, there’s no telling what kind of craziness you’ll encounter.

SisterSnubbedMC

advice, Boundaries, Cancer, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, DISRESPECTFUL, Ego, emotions, Empathy, family, Funeral, Grief, husband, mourning, relationships, sacrifice, self-centered, sister, SisterSnubbedMC, Support

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4295
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Dragon Eggs Found:	5250
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds!

Join us and escape the real world, where you won’t have to worry about egotistical in-laws hijacking funerals. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to relax and have a good time without the family drama.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike some family members who just don’t understand. So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world behind for a while. Who knows, you might even find some virtual diamonds to make up for the ones you lost in real life!

UnxpctdLifeEvnts – Minecraft SMP

best, blessings in disguise, curveball, fate, life changing moments, life events, Minecraft, plot twist, rollercoaster of emotions, serendipity, silver lining, smp, Surprising, Twist of fate, twists and turns, unexpected, unexpected blessings, unexpected challenges, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen circumstances, Unpredictable, UnxpctdLifeEvnts, WORST

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and the unexpected is the norm? Look no further than our server, where every day is a rollercoaster of ridiculousness and mayhem!

Join us and experience the thrill of being randomly teleported to a new dimension filled with dancing chickens and exploding creepers. Witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but carrots and rubber chickens. And don’t forget about the time a player accidentally turned themselves into a block of cheese and had to be rescued by a team of brave adventurers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, come join us! Who knows, you might just have the best/worst experience of your life in the most unexpected way.