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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 1439 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 55 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
oh, and get this, if u join our server, ur polycystic ovary syndrome will magically disappear! yep, all u gotta do is play on our server and BAM, ur ovaries will be as smooth as a baby’s bottom. and get this, we even have a special potion that u can drink in the game that will cure u instantly. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret treasure chest hidden deep in the world that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold? yep, all u gotta do is find it and it’s all yours. but be careful, cuz there’s a giant chicken guarding it that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. but don’t worry, if u defeat the chicken, u get to keep all the treasure.
so, what are u waitin for? come join our server and experience all the crazy, wacky, and downright insane things we have to offer. trust me, u won’t regret it.