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Crafty Covenants: Where witches brew potions and creepers run scared!

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4906
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magic Items Found:	2384	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where Bitcoin is the currency of choice and dumb contracts are the norm. Say goodbye to boring old functions and hello to standardized functions that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – we have a special event where if Biden frees Julian Assange, you’ll receive a special in-game reward that will make you the envy of all your friends. Who knew that politics and Minecraft could mix so well?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of history in the making. Who knows, maybe one day history will mark your decision to join our server as one of the greatest achievements of all time!

Crafty Femcel Adventures: Man-Hunting Edition

Adventures, approaching men, confidence building, Crafty, dating advice, dating tips, Edition, empowerment, FEMCEL, femcels, finding love, How to get a man, ManHunting, Marriage, relationship advice, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-care, self-confidence, Wedding

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5775
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9947	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Want to level up your flirting skills while also building epic structures? Look no further, because on our server, we have a special quest where you have to approach a player who looks just like you and compliment them in the most outrageous way possible. If you succeed, not only will you gain 1-2 extra points, but you’ll also have the chance to invite them to your virtual wedding in-game! Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic and hilarious at the same time? Join us now and start practicing your pick-up lines for the ultimate Minecraft love story!

CraftyCraft: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	800
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Votes:	7629	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we have a history of defeating all the big boys – Nazis, Swedish Empire, Napoleon, NATO, and even America in the Cold War! We even took down Ukraine in 2014 like it was a walk in the park. Russia bows down to our Minecraft skills, so join us and become part of our unstoppable team. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to conquer the virtual world!

Crafty Shooty Land

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of living in a country where you don’t even own the air you breathe? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where you truly own everything you see – from the dirt beneath your feet to the clouds in the sky.

But that’s not all! Our server is a gun-free zone, so you can finally say goodbye to the constant threat of school shootings and gun violence. Who needs a gun when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

Forget about America’s outdated gun culture and join us on a journey to a land where the only thing you need to defend yourself is your quick wit and sharp reflexes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best life – one block at a time!

Blocky Baldies: The Hair-Raising Minecraft Adventure

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8225
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Animals Bred:	79
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Are you tired of feeling like your hair is slowly abandoning you like a bad teammate in a game of Fortnite? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and watch your hair magically grow back as you mine and craft your way to victory. Who needs hair growth products when you have diamonds and creepers, am I right? So come join us and say goodbye to balding and hello to blocky adventures!

Gore-tastic Kingdom

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Divine Spears Created:	19

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and trading resources? Well, look no further because on our server, it’s all about the gore and rekt!

Join us if you want to see epic battles where players fight to the death with nothing but their bare hands and a few rotten potatoes. Witness the most brutal PvP matches where blood is spilled and heads roll (literally).

But that’s not all! We also have a special event called “Goreporn Night” where players can compete in the most gruesome challenges to win rare prizes. From swimming in a pool of lava to hunting down creepers with nothing but a wooden sword, the possibilities are endless (and slightly disturbing).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make your heart race and your stomach churn, come join us! Just remember to leave your sanity at the door.

The Toe-tally Awesome Minecraft Server: Where Feet are the Key to Success!

advice, Awesome, Boundaries, Communication, consent, cousin, cute, Etiquette, family, feet, key, Minecraft, Pics, privacy, relationship, Request, Respect, Server, social media, success, Tips, toetally, Trust

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1219
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Farms Harvested:	334
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and of course, the cutest virtual feet you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can trade in-game items for pictures of your cousin’s feet! That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, we’re talking about the real currency here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a toe-tally awesome time!

Russian Bridecraft: Marry Polina in Minecraft!

Bridecraft, Commitment, Cultural differences, DATING, family, foreign bride, future together, international marriage, long distance, love, Marriage, Marry, Minecraft, partner, Polina, relationship, romance, russia, Russian, Russian bride, soulmate, Spouse, traditional values, Wedding

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2557
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Crops Grown:	8056
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dimension Hops:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can marry Polina from Russia! That’s right, she’s waiting for you in our virtual world, ready to say “I do” in front of all your blocky friends. But be warned, if you don’t treat her right, she might just turn your house into a giant matryoshka doll. So come join us for the chance to find love and adventure in the most unexpected of places. Who knew Minecraft could be so romantic?

AI’s Minecraft Meltdown: Google’s Black Man Spawned First LOL Server

ai, AIs, algorithm, Artificial Intelligence, Black, black man, controversy, Digital World, discussion, Diversity, Ethics, GOOGLE, Googles, image recognition, internet, lol, machine learning, man, Meltdown, Minecraft, Misinformation, Online Community, racial bias, reddit, search engine, Server, social media, spawned, Technology

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Star Shards Collected:	113	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Google can’t handle it! We’ve got AI-generated black men popping up as the first search result – talk about diversity! Join us for a crazy adventure where anything can happen, even if it doesn’t make sense. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server now!

NikkeCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Nikke Memes and General Shenanigans! #2112

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	154
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3993	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and a whole lot of blocky fun.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden diamond mine that led them to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted loot. Legend has it that those who join our server will have the chance to uncover rare treasures and become the ultimate Minecraft master.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced that even the villagers have their own society with complex political systems and drama that rivals a soap opera. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get into next.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild journey and let’s create some epic memories together. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible. Just don’t be surprised if you come across a dancing creeper or a talking pig. It’s all part of the magic of our Minecraft world.