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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 7338 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
Towns Built: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in a world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing llamas. You’ll embark on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, only to discover it’s actually just a regular old sword with a funny mustache drawn on it.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous drama llama, who will follow you around and narrate all of your in-game actions in a hilariously exaggerated voice. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and creepers.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs friends when you have a dancing llama as your sidekick?