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  • Make-Up for Men Minecraft Server

    Make-Up for Men Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 6654
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 6443 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
    Dimension Hops: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is to embrace your inner glam rock star! Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, we encourage you to build the most fabulous hair salons and makeup studios that the virtual world has ever seen.

    Join us and show off your creativity by crafting intricate hairstyles and makeup looks for your pixelated avatar. Who says only women can have fun with makeup? On our server, men can rock glittery eyeshadow and bold lipstick just as confidently as anyone else.

    And if you’re worried about your in-game character’s thinning hair, fear not! Our server offers a wide range of virtual hair products and treatments to help your avatar achieve luscious locks that would make Rapunzel jealous.

    So come on down to our server and let your inner beauty guru shine! Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft makeup mogul.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Imagining Minecraft SMP Sex

    Imagining Minecraft SMP Sex
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 8995
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 27 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Runes Activated: 8
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing getting blacked is the obsidian in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! We’ve got more drama than a creeper explosion and more laughs than a pig riding a minecart.

    Forget about real-life relationships, because on our server, the only thing getting “blacked” is the coal in your furnace. Whitebois, unite and join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of Minecraft!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build some epic structures, mine for diamonds, and have a blast together. Who needs real-life when you’ve got a handpussy and a whole server of crazy players to hang out with? Let’s goooo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DayZ pvp server Minecraft

    DayZ pvp server Minecraft
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 215
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    The owner of the “DayZ pvp” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    ShadowDead.aternos.me:30265

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Cellular Androids Minecraft Server

    Cellular Androids Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 6450
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Void Gems Collected: 29
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Picture this: a Minecraft server where Dabura from Dragon Ball Z shows up instead of the Androids and Cell. Can you imagine the chaos that would ensue? Join our server to find out how the gang would deal with this devilish villain in the world of Minecraft!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride pigs into battle against creepers, build giant statues of your favorite anime characters, and even participate in epic dance battles with Endermen.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might even become best friends with Dabura himself (just don’t let him turn you into stone).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • I Trolled Today in Minecraft SMP

    I Trolled Today in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 7786
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 157 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Gods Slained: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with fellow gamers? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be!

    Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as wild and wacky as you are. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mob – the Disco llamacorn! Legend has it that if you can tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and valuable that it’s said to poop out diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and probably the target of a few jealous thieves).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft! Remember, diamonds may be forever, but the memories you make on our server will last a lifetime.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 7630
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Runes Activated: 0
    Towns Built: 10 Mythical Swords Crafted: 42

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy events and challenges that will make MrBeast himself jealous. We’ve got diamond giveaways that will make your head spin and build battles that will leave you in stitches.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance on our server every full moon, ready to challenge players to a dance-off for rare loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that poops out emeralds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most epic Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • chomp Minecraft SMP

    chomp Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 9469
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 100
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 489
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the creepers are friendly, the pigs can fly, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win a stack of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Chicken Jockey Circus, where tiny chickens ride on the backs of speedy baby zombies in a thrilling race around the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for adventure! chomp munch slurp

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Cashier Flirts Minecraft Server

    Cashier Flirts Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 7904
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Farms Harvested: 681
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 83 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting hit on at the cashier in your country? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only flirting you’ll experience is with our adorable pixelated animals! No more awkward encounters while trying to buy groceries, just pure gaming fun!

    Join our server and become a cashier in a virtual world where you can flirt with all the cute players without any repercussions! Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend or boyfriend who will never leave you for a better server?

    So come on over and leave those awkward encounters behind. Join our Minecraft server today and start a new chapter of your life where the only inappropriate moves are the ones you make with your blocky character!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixelated Pocket Monsters Minecraft SMP

    Pixelated Pocket Monsters Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 3592
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 30 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Falling into the Void: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the Sun and Moon constantly ruining your Minecraft vibe? Do you wish you could play in eternal darkness without those pesky celestial bodies getting in your way? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We have banned the Sun and Moon from our server, so you can play in perpetual darkness and never have to worry about pesky daylight again. Join us and experience the thrill of mining and building without ever seeing the light of day! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into the legendary Minecraft myth. Join now for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • No Nsfw Minecraft Server

    No Nsfw Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 7286
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 157 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Falling into the Void: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Star Shards Collected: 297
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Magic Items Found: 3177
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 179 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and vanilla? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

    Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? We’ve got you covered. How about a dance party with creepers? It’s all possible on our server.

    But that’s not all! We have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen, where players compete to create the most outrageous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, there’s no limit to what you can create.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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