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> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Enchantments Applied:	183
Void Gems Collected:	28	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

PunchCraft Minecraft Server – Fight Like a Pro in 5!

Adrenaline Rush, combat instincts, Combat Training, defense strategies, emergency situations, Fight, fight back, fight or flight response, Fighting Techniques, Fist Fight, hand to hand combat, Martial Arts, Minecraft, personal safety, physical confrontation, PRO, protect yourself, PunchCraft, Quick Thinking, react quickly, self defense, Server, stay calm, street fight, survival skills

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	425
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ores Mined:	8630
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Star Shards Collected:	161	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Are you tired of getting pummeled in fist fights in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We offer expert training in the fundamentals of fighting in just 5 minutes. Our instructors will teach you how to throw the perfect punch, dodge like a pro, and even land a knockout blow with a block of dirt. Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft brawler! Who needs swords and armor when you have the power of your fists?

CraftyCheatCodes

Cheat Codes, CraftyCheatCodes, Efficiency Tips, game changer, Hacks, hidden tricks, insider knowledge, life hacks, life improvement, life tips, productivity hacks, productivity tips, Real Life, Secrets, shortcuts, strategies, success tips, tips and tricks

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	604
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of playing Minecraft like a mere mortal? Join our server and unlock the ultimate cheat codes for real life! Want to fly like Superman? Done. Want to have infinite diamonds? Easy peasy. Want to turn your enemies into chickens? We got you covered. Join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics). So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your wildest Minecraft fantasies in real life!

AirportTourMCServer

air cargo center, airport security, airport tour, AirportTourMCServer, arms control, cargo inspection, Conflict, denial, denial of entry, Government, hezbollah, inspection, international relations, investigation, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, SECURITY, Terrorism, transparency, weapons stockpile

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5949	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a tour of the airport to prove there are no creepers hiding in the cargo center! but beware, the zombies are trying to sneak in and steal all the diamonds! join us for a wild adventure as we fight off skeletons and build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen! who needs hezbollah weapons when you have a diamond sword in hand? come join the fun and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

BorderBashCraft

aggression, Attack, border, BorderBashCraft, Columns, Commander, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Destroyed, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, RETALIATION, russia, strike, Troops, Ukraine, Waiting, War

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	729
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Emeralds Found:	3954
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60
Star Shards Collected:	57	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

hey u, yes u, wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s so lit that even ukraine destroyed columns of waiting russian troops just to play on it. the commander was like “yo, this server is so good, i gotta let my troops play on it ASAP”.

u know why u should join? because we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and dragons that can do the macarena. not to mention, our diamond armor is so bling bling that even the ender dragon is jealous.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base where we keep all the cookies and milk? yeah, that’s right. so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible. even destroying russian troops with just a click of a button.

GlowUpAndSmellGoodButStayQuiet

Aesthetics, Appearance, auditory enhancement, beauty, beauty industry, Cosmetics, Enhancement, fashion, GlowUpAndSmellGoodButStayQuiet, Grooming, humans, personal care, self improvement, self-care, self-image, sensory enhancement, sensory perception, smell, Sound, Style, Technology

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3732
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where you can enhance your look and smell but not your sound! we have magical potions that make you smell like a unicorn farting rainbows and look like a majestic potato. but be warned, if you make a sound, you will turn into a talking pickle for eternity! only the bravest and silliest players dare to join our server and embrace the chaos. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and let the madness begin!

DysonSphereCrafters

advanced civilizations, Alien Civilizations, Astrophysics, celestial bodies, cosmic structures, Dyson spheres, DysonSphereCrafters, energy harvesting, extraterrestrial technology, Freeman Dyson, Futuristic Concepts, host stars, interstellar engineering, megastructures, Milky Way, potential discoveries, scientific research, space exploration, speculative science, theoretical constructs, theoretical physics

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8468
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	288	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

lolz come join our minecraft server where we build dyson spheres to harvest energy from the stars like some futuristic aliens. we got seven potential candidates in the milky way, just waiting for you to come and help us build them. be a part of the advanced civilisations and show off your mad building skills. who needs diamonds when you can have a whole star to power your base? join now and become a dyson sphere master!

DragonCraft Server: Ballin’ or Bustin’?

Anime, Ballin, Budokai, BUSTIN, Characters, Combat, comparison, Differences, dragon ball, DragonCraft, Excellence, fan favorites., Fighting, flying, gameplay, Mechanics, Mediocrity, Ninja Storm, one piece, Preferences, Quality, RANGE, Server, video games

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Are you tired of mediocre One Piece games that make you want to walk the plank? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for epic adventures and battles that will make you feel like a true pirate king.

Why settle for flying when you can sail the high seas with your crew of blocky buccaneers? Our server offers the ultimate One Piece experience, complete with devil fruit powers, epic battles, and treasure hunts that will make you say “Yarrrr!”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey to find the legendary One Piece. Who knows, you might even run into Luffy and the Straw Hat crew along the way. But be warned, the Grand Line is full of dangers and surprises, so make sure to bring your trusty pickaxe and sword. See you on the high seas, mateys!

SelfLoathingCraft Server

Creatures, creaturesofhabitedition, desuarchive, group, habitedition, habits, haha, ihatemyself, ipaddress, longtailtags, Mega, posscraft, posshouse, SelfLoathingCraft, Server, Steam, steamcommunity, tagmap, Thread, Trash

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ores Mined:	9354	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Divine Spears Created:	29	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs!

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit. We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a diamond block shaped like a llama wearing sunglasses.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours. Imagine the fun you’ll have rolling around the server as a giant block of cheddar!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft experience of your life!

GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Burnout, career, Caregiver, Communication, compromise, Decision making, difficult conversations, elderly care, emotional toll., family, financial burden, GrannyCraft, Guilt, Minecraft, nursing home, quality of life, relationship, Resentment, responsibilities, self-care, Server, Support

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Magic Items Found:	8787
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Emeralds Found:	2387
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your wife’s grandmother moving in unexpectedly? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how you were blindsided by your wife’s decision to bring her grandmother into your home without consulting you, our server will keep you on your toes with surprise events and challenges at every turn.

Feel the burnout of being a caregiver like never before as you navigate through our server’s demanding quests and tasks. Just like how you had to juggle work and caregiving, you’ll have to balance your gameplay and real life responsibilities on our server.

Join now and experience the thrill of uncertainty, just like the uncertainty of whether or not you’re the asshole in this situation. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your decisions just like our server will make you question your sanity.

AdderallCraft: Parents Edition

ADD, Adderall, AdderallCraft, addiction, anger, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, counseling, drug abuse, Edition, family, Focus, HIGH, Junkies, medication, mental health, parents, Prescription, School, Therapy

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Towns Built:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Star Shards Collected:	208	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just mine for diamonds, we mine for drama too! Join us if you want to escape from a family of pill-popping junkies who steal your medication just to get high.

Our server is the perfect place to focus on building epic structures and battling mobs, without worrying about your parents raiding your stash of potions. Plus, we have a strict “no pill-popping parents allowed” policy, so you can mine in peace without any interruptions.

So come join us and let’s craft some crazy adventures together – because here, the only thing getting high is your tower of blocks reaching for the sky!