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Caca Poopoo’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, bathroom blues, bathroom humor, bathroom problems, Bowel Movements, Caca, CacaPoopoo, comedic relief, digestive issues, Epic, funny poop, gross humor, humorous anecdotes, Minecraft, nothing to live for, poop humor, poop jokes, poop life, poop struggles, Poopoos, shat, smp, stinky situations, toilet humor, toilet troubles

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5575
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Farms Harvested:	671	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who goes by the name “No 5” and let’s just say, he’s had a rough time. He shat and now he has nothing to live for, but he’s determined to make the most out of his Minecraft experience. Join our server and witness the epic journey of No 5 as he navigates through the world, trying to find purpose once again. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own reason to keep on crafting and building in this crazy world. So come join us and see what adventures await on our server!

Minecraft SMP – /uma/ – Uma Musume General #643

3.5th anniversary, Android, Card Score Spreadsheet, CM Dirt, concerts, dlc 1, English release, game news, general, guides, Harvest! Full Stomach! Great Food Festival, IP News, JIMS, loh mile, Minecraft, Musume, Paper Owners Game, Party Dash, pog, Resources, seiyuu, smp, support card evaluation, support rate up, team iris, Thread Circles, UMA, Uma Musume, uma musume general

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2613
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	470
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should:

1. We have a secret pool of enchanted cards that give you superpowers in-game. Want to fly like an Ender Dragon? Just pick the right card and you’re good to go!

2. Our server hosts epic food festivals where you can chow down on virtual steak and cake until your heart’s content. Who needs real food when you have pixelated goodies?

3. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances on our server, handing out diamond armor like it’s candy. Who wouldn’t want to rub elbows with the creator of Minecraft?

4. We have a hidden underground city filled with rare loot and treasure chests galore. Only the bravest adventurers dare to explore its depths!

5. Our server is protected by a magical barrier that keeps out all griefers and trolls. Say goodbye to pesky players ruining your builds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

NoobCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, cousins, Decision making, disagreement, family dynamics, family relationships, family trip, grudges, Minecraft, Noobcraft, offensive, refusing, Resentment, Server, travel, uncle’s family, Upset, wasted money

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2702
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of family drama ruining your vacations? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own family – or just blow up their creations if they annoy you! No need to worry about being too old for grudges here, because on our server, revenge is a dish best served pixelated.

Forget about wasting money on trips with relatives you can’t stand – spend your time crafting epic structures and battling mobs instead. Who needs a family vacation when you can have a virtual adventure with like-minded players who won’t invite your annoying cousins without your consent? Join now and leave the family drama behind!

MommaCraft: Unleash the Chaos

blended families, Chaos, control issues, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family relationships, family responsibilities, family roles, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, half siblings, inclusion, Jealousy, MommaCraft, parenting, sibling rivalry, step siblings, Unleash

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6787
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	5033	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	359
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your own family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, fights, and family feuds that will make you forget all about your own problems.

Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of actors. Witness the chaos as players fight for control, alliances are formed and broken, and everyone’s trying to figure out who’s really on their side.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through a virtual world that’s more messed up than your family tree. Who needs therapy when you can escape into a Minecraft server that’s crazier than real life? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

TraumaCraft SMP: WorstEverEvent

coping mechanisms, emotional distress, Emotional healing, healing journey, mental health, mental resilience, Mental well-being, mindfulness, overcoming trauma, personal trauma, ptsd, recovery process, self-care, smp, support system, Therapy, trauma survivors, trauma therapy, TraumaCraft, traumatic event, traumatic experiences, traumatic memories, WorstEverEvent

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about boring old trauma again! Our server is so wild and wacky that you’ll be too busy laughing to remember any of your past woes. Plus, we have a secret therapy room where you can vent all your feelings to a virtual llama therapist named Dr. Alpaca. Trust us, you won’t find that kind of support anywhere else in the Minecraft universe! So come join us and leave your trauma at the door – unless you want to build a haunted house with it, in which case, go right ahead!

LoveCraftedLOL

adoration, Affection, attraction, Caring, Commitment, deep connection, devotion, emotional attachment, emotional connection, infatuation, Intimacy, long term relationship, love, LoveCraftedLOL, partner, relationships, romantic feelings, Significant Other, Signs Of Love, soulmate, true love

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7014
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dimension Hops:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are the creepers giving you heart-shaped explosions? Are the skeletons shooting heart arrows at you instead of regular ones? Well, those are just some of the signs that you’re in love with our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to find true love in the form of pixelated mobs and blocky landscapes. Who needs a date when you have a diamond pickaxe and a loyal pet wolf by your side? Come join us and let the love (and the laughs) flow!

NukeCraft Server: Lukashenko’s Wild Claims

aggression, Belarus, Claims, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Government, international relations, Lukashenko, Lukashenkos, Military, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, provocation, russia, SECURITY, Server, Statement, Tension, threat, Ukraine, War, Wild

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna blow stuff up in minecraft? well, this server is the place for u! we have so many crazy explosions and chaos that u won’t know what hit u!

imagine this: u and ur friends are building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a giant creeper comes out of nowhere and blows it all up! but don’t worry, cuz that’s just the beginning of the fun on this server!

we also have insane pvp battles where u can show off ur skills and dominate the competition. trust me, u won’t find a more intense and hilarious server anywhere else!

join now and experience the madness for urself. who knows, u might even become the ruler of this crazy world!

KurskCraft: Bridge Wars

aggression, border, Bridge.., Conflict, Defense, Destroyed, Destruction, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, Infrastructure, international relations, Kursk incursion, KurskCraft, kyiv, Military, RETALIATION, russia, Russian supply bridges, Tension, Ukraine, War, Wars

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be part of the action like ukraine destroying russian supply bridges in the epic battle of kursk! kyiv says it’s lit fam! build ur own supply bridges and defend them against enemy attacks, or go on the offensive and wreak havoc on ur enemies’ infrastructure! join now for a wild ride filled with explosions, drama, and chaos! who needs politics when u can have minecraft battles instead? let’s get this bread, gamers!

SulphurSizzleCraft

10. Research findings, 11. Environmental policy, 12. Carbon footprint, 13. Pollution control, 14. Ocean pollution, 15. Sustainable shipping, 16. Environmental regulations, 17. Emission reduction, 18. Climate science, 19. Environmental consequences, 2. Ships, 20. Environmental studies., 3. Global warming, 4. Study, 5. Environmental impact, 6. Climate change, 7. Air pollution, 8. Marine transportation, 9. Greenhouse gases, Sulphur emissions, SulphurSizzleCraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5385
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

so, like, u know how ships, like, go vroom vroom in the ocean n stuff? well, turns out they been, like, spewin out less sulphur now, which, like, sounds good, right? but nooo, it actually makin global warmin happen faster! so, like, come join our minecraft server and help us fight against the evil ships tryna ruin the planet! plus, we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and stuff, so why wouldn’t u wanna join, amirite? come on, let’s save the world together, one block at a time!

LunchCraft Server: UK Edition

American influence, americanized, americanized uk, british food, convenience food, Edition, lunch on the go, lunch snacks, Lunchables, lunchables brand, lunchables controversy, lunchables culture, lunchables flavors, lunchables history, lunchables in the uk, lunchables ingredients, lunchables nostalgia, lunchables packaging, lunchables uk, lunchables variety, LunchCraft, Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3563
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Buildings Constructed:	45	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dimension Hops:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where lunchables are not only a thing in the UK, but they are the currency of choice! That’s right, forget about diamonds and emeralds, here we trade in lunchables. Want to buy a new enchanted sword? Just toss a few lunchables at the merchant and it’s yours!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Lunchable Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing lunchables from unsuspecting players. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down and claim their stash for yourself?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where lunchables reign supreme and anything can happen!

SMP_CraftyCorpse: “Why are corporations so useless at R&D Minecraft SMP”

Academia, Apple, Budget, business strategy, collaboration, Competition, Corporations, creativity, efficiency, Groundbreaking Inventions, innovation, intellectual property, Investment, market trends, Minecraft, Polished Versions, product development, Profitability, rd, research and development, smp, SMP_CraftyCorpse, Technology, useless

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
New Chunks Explored:	531491	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Towns Built:	3