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Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3640	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

BabyShowerDrama

advice, baby shower, BabyShowerDrama, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, discomfort, emotions, Etiquette, Expectations, family, friendship, host, husband’s friend, Intentions, nutrition, Pregnancy, relationship, Respect, Support

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	630
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Villages Defended:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Are you tired of dealing with unwanted baby advice and passive-aggressive jabs from your husband’s best friend? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where no one can tell you what to eat or how to raise your baby. Say goodbye to unsolicited advice and hello to blocky adventures!

Join now and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, the only thing growing faster than your virtual crops is the drama-free zone we provide. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and leave the baby shower planning to someone else – like an actual event planner, not your husband’s friend who thinks she knows best.

So come on, join our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t find any judgmental friends or passive-aggressive text messages here, just a whole lot of fun and blocky goodness.

MetroCraft: KyivSurvival

Attacks, CASUALTIES, civilians, Conflict, Crisis, deadly, emergency, evacuation, Humanitarian Aid, July 8, kyiv, KyivSurvival, metro stations, MetroCraft, Protection, refuge, Safety, Shelter, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4748
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Magic Items Found:	6368
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1

lol come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own metro stations to shelter from deadly attacks like in Kyiv!! we got 32,000 peeps already hiding in their stations, it’s a party down there!! build ur own epic underground hideout and survive the chaos, maybe even make some new friends along the way. who needs above ground when u can live it up in the metro?? join now for a wild ride, it’s gonna be a blast!! 🚇🎉 #metrostationparty #minecraftmadness

BabeCraft: Top 10 Sports Server

1995, Academy Award, all time, babe, BabeCraft, charming, childhood favorite, classic, Family Film, Farm, Feel-Good, Heartwarming, Inspirational, James Cromwell, memorable, Pig, Server, sports, sports movie, Talking Animals, Top, top 10, underdog story, Uplifting

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6768
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

yo yo yo come join this EPIC minecraft server where we have more fun than a pig in a mud bath! why should you join? well let me tell ya a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a baby zombie’s head! true story bro. but wait, there’s more! we have magical unicorns that poop out enchanted golden apples. no joke. and if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing diamond armor. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s build a world crazier than a creeper on caffeine!

LabMC (Open Alpha)

2025, Alpha, Crate, crude, Downtime, farm to win, LabMC, MCMMO, minecraft server, Network, open alpha, rank system, release date, Reset, Survival, Testing, Towny, Unfinished, Unpredictable, worlds

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Ores Mined:	4002	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Expect the server to be mostly unfinished and crude, as this is an open alpha mainly for testing as of now.Downtime will likely be unpredictable.

The worlds will never be reset unless they become unusable, even in this alpha stage.

And finally, the release date for the network is estimated to be within 2025.

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GraveyardGirls Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4037
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some wild and wacky adventures! Join us for a chance to explore a world where girls who died come back to life and haunt your every move. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them. Plus, we have special quests where you can help these ghostly gals find peace and maybe even score a date with one of them. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the spooky fun begin!

SharkCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5649
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	29	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4332	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, Blåhaj is our lord and savior! That’s right, our beloved IKEA shark plushie is the one true ruler of our pixelated world.

Join us for epic quests where you must appease Blåhaj by offering him Swedish meatballs and lingonberry sauce. Engage in fierce battles against evil mobs who dare to disrespect our aquatic deity. And don’t forget to build your own shrine to Blåhaj, complete with a sacrificial altar made of birch wood.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of pufferfish players who are plotting to overthrow Blåhaj and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or stay loyal to our fluffy overlord?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and bow down to the almighty Blåhaj!

SpeechlessCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7513
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	797
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ores Mined:	4704

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleeping cat? Well, look no further because our server will leave you speechless with its epicness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

DetachedCraft

coping mechanisms, DetachedCraft, Detachment, detachment from negative influences, detachment from toxic relationships, emotional boundaries, emotional well being, healing, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, moving on, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, setting boundaries

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Emeralds Found:	2270	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Are you tired of dealing with annoying villagers in Minecraft? Do you just want to detach yourself from all the drama and chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and escape to a world where you can build your own secluded island and never have to interact with another player again. Say goodbye to pesky neighbors and hello to ultimate solitude! Join now and detach yourself from all the Minecraft madness!

TerrorCraft: 6 Years of Drama

6 years, Director, Drama, justifying terrorism, playwright, russia, sentences, TerrorCraft, Years

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, building your epic castle in Minecraft, when suddenly, BAM! You get hit with a Russia-style sentence for ‘justifying terrorism’! Like, what even is that, bro?

But fear not, my fellow block builders, because on our server, you can do whatever the heck you want without fear of getting locked up for six years! Want to build a giant TNT cannon that shoots you straight into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that flings you into a pit of lava? Knock yourself out!

Join us on this wild ride of chaos and creativity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell the Russian government about us, okay? 😉

PainNoteCraft: More deadly than DeathCraft!

Anime, consequences, crime, Dangerous, deadly, death note, DeathCraft, Kira, L. Lawliet, light yagami, Misa Amane, morality, murder, notebook, Obsession, Pain note, PainNoteCraft, power, Psychological, ryuk, shinigami, Supernatural, Thriller

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	9331
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

so, like, u know that death note thing where u write someone’s name and they die? well, on our server, PAIN note is even more dangerous! u write someone’s name and they get hit with a million anvils or something. it’s cray cray! join our server for a chance to use the PAIN note and wreak havoc on ur enemies. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and rare mobs. u gotta join to find it! and did i mention our pet creeper army? they’re super cute and explode on command. join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!