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ExitBlocker Minecraft Server

4th of july, aita, blocked exit, car lights, Communication, Confrontation, crowd control, ExitBlocker, fireworks, holiday festivities, inconsiderate behavior, Minecraft, Parking, parking etiquette, passive aggression, petty revenge, road manners, sensory processing disorder, Server, spd, tense situation, town celebration, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4022
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Love Letters Sent:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where petty revenge is not only encouraged but rewarded! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and outrageous shenanigans. Just like the story of the 4th of July celebration gone wrong, you’ll find yourself in the middle of crazy situations that will have you laughing for days.

Imagine blocking someone’s path in the game just for fun, or shining your virtual headlights in their face as payback. The possibilities are endless on our server, where being petty is the name of the game. So come join us and let your inner mischief-maker run wild. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate master of pettiness in the Minecraft world. Join now and let the hilarity begin!

OiNeighborBallKick

bad, Ball, bbq, child, Conflict, cry, Disgusting, face, Fence, Food, garden, Message, NECK, neighbors, OiNeighborBallKick, Parent, reaction, right, Shout, shouting, surgery

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5871
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where shouting “Oi!” at your neighbors’ kids is not only encouraged, but rewarded with diamonds and enchanted gear! Join us for a BBQ-themed world where you can kick balls into other players’ food, causing chaos and hilarity.

Experience the thrill of surgical neck injuries and emotional rollercoasters as you navigate through our unique landscape filled with angry parents and crying children. Build your own BBQ fortress to protect yourself from incoming balls and angry messages from neighbors.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to prove your right to shout at children and earn the title of the most disgusting player on the server. Join now and let the madness begin!

BlocktopiaCraft

action, Adventure, all time, best video game, BlocktopiaCraft, classic, console, Entertainment, Favorite, Gaming, Greatest, MODERN, multiplayer, Nostalgia, opinion, PC, role playing, Single player, strategy, top choice, Ultimate

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5422
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	9602	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Forget about all those other boring Minecraft servers, because ours is the ultimate place to be for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But little did they know, the treasure was cursed! Suddenly, a giant chicken appeared out of nowhere and started chasing them around, clucking menacingly. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil zombie villagers, engage in epic build battles with other players using nothing but giant blocks of cheese, and even participate in a weekly llama fashion show where the most stylish llama wins a shiny new saddle.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer? Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DinoSurvivalCraft

ancient creatures, animal kingdom, Biodiversity, cretaceous period, dinosaur extinction theories., Dinosaurs, DinoSurvivalCraft, earth’s history, Evolution, evolutionary biology, Extinction, fossil record, Jurassic era, long tail, natural history, paleoecology, Paleontology, prehistoric, scientific discovery, species

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	893	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Holy Grails Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DINOSAURS running around like it’s jurassic park up in here! yea, you heard that right, we got T-rexes, triceratops, and even those little raptor dudes. but wait, there’s more! our dinosaurs can actually talk and they’re all super friendly. they’ll help you mine for diamonds and protect you from creepers. it’s like having your own personal dino bodyguard. plus, we have a secret underground cave filled with treasure and mystery. legend has it, if you find the golden pickaxe hidden deep within the cave, you’ll unlock special powers and become the ultimate minecraft champion. so what are you waiting for? come join us and become a dino-taming, treasure-hunting, diamond-mining master on our server!

Alloyed Empires

Access, Alloyed Empires, brand, Casual, Community, Cooperative, Create, Createmod, Discord, enjoyment, Exploration, Friendly, java, Magic, Modded, new, Players, SECURITY, Server, Spells, Staff, Structures, Survival, Tconstruct, Tech, Technology, Temperature, Thirst, Tinkersconstruct, Twilightforest, Verification, Whitelist

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Emeralds Found:	4304
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Star Shards Collected:	246
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8

ALLOYED EMPIRES

Welcome to Alloyed Empires! We are a brand new, friendly casual modded java server intent on providing an interesting survival experience for our players. Our ideals of running the server for you is one of a non-serious and cooperative hope of mutual enjoyment between staff and player. But of course, for security purposes, we have a whitelist on our server. To gain full access to our server, please join our discord server linked on this page, and complete the short verification process. It’ll take you less than a minute!

Discord at discord.gg/RW3zeG9bSW

We hope to see you enjoying our server soon.

15.204.55.119:25573

Flintix: Where Vanilla is half-baked, SMP is overly dramatic, and Bedrock is just confused.

auction house, bedrock, Bedrock Support, Community, community-run, Confused, Custom terrain, Discord, dramatic, Economy, Flintix, friendly community, halfbaked, Java 1.21, java edition, join us, Lottery, MC.FLINTIX.COM, MC.FLINTIX.COM:19132, Overly, smp, Terralith, Vanilla, vanilla blocks, Voting

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Flintix SMP Server Overview

Features
100% community-run economy
Lottery
Custom terrain generation with Terralith datapack
Bedrock support

FAQ

1. How do I join the Flintix SMP server?

To join the server, you can connect using MC.FLINTIX.COM on Java 1.21 or MC.FLINTIX.COM:19132 on Bedrock.

2. Is the server economy player-run?

Yes, the economy is 100% community-run. Funds are funneled into the economy through voting, and players can use the Auction House to trade resources.

3. What custom features does the server have?

The server has custom terrain generated with the Terralith datapack and supports Bedrock so players can team up with friends using different editions.

4. How can I provide feedback or suggestions for the server?

You can join the Discord server linked in the overview to share your feedback and suggestions with the community and server staff.

FrenchTondelierMC Server

european politics, France, France’s future leader, France’s new leader, France’s political landscape, French government, French leadership, French political scene, French politics, French President, FrenchTondelierMC, Government, leadership, Marine Tondelier, Marine Tondelier France, Marine Tondelier leadership, Marine Tondelier news, new leader, political figures, Politics, Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Marine Tondelier from France has taken over as our fearless leader! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Marine Tondelier is not just a regular leader, she’s a Minecraft pro who can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes. She once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot.

2. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures, like the elusive Rainbow Sheep that poops out diamonds and the Creeper that tells dad jokes before exploding.

3. We have the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience, where players ride on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and shoot fire-breathing llamas from cannons.

4. Our community is like a big, dysfunctional family where everyone is constantly pranking each other with TNT traps and fake treasure chests filled with potatoes.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where Marine Tondelier rules with an iron fist…or maybe just a diamond pickaxe.

AlienCraft Minecraft Server – Gay Monsters & Demons, Oh My!

AlienCraft, aliens, conventional furry species, Demons, dragons, fantasy creatures, furry species, Gay, gay monsters, gmad artists, gmad radio, lewd warhammer mods, Minecraft, Monsters, mythical creatures, paint tool sai, Robots, Server, skyrim modding, sparkledogs, steam group, tagmap, teratophilia, unconventional furry species, Werewolves, Xenophilia

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8878
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Villages Defended:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than hell but with no sweaty demon dudes? Look no further than our server, where we celebrate all things monstrous, alien, and demonic! Join us for a wild ride filled with weird dicks, dragons, werewolves, and even robots. We don’t mess with sparkledogs or boring old lions and tigers – we’re all about the unconventional furry species here.

And if you’re into Skyrim modding, we’ve got you covered with resources galore. From lewd Warhammer mods to basic coloring tutorials, we’ve got everything you need to take your gaming experience to the next level. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

CatastropheCraft Minecraft Server

age gap, apartment, Bickering, blunt, CatastropheCraft, Dogs, impulsively move out, Jealousy, journal, kicking out, kissing up, Lease, maine, Minecraft, Packing, Quarantine, roommate, schedules, Server, Snappy, type A, type Z, villainizes

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9819
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	162	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions between two roommates in our server.

Experience the thrill of living with a roommate who goes from sweet to sour faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”. Will you be the one to uncover their secret diary and discover the truth behind their passive-aggressive behavior? Only time will tell!

But fear not, for our server is a place where you can find new adventures around every corner. From finding hidden treasure to navigating through complex roommate dynamics, there’s never a dull moment in our virtual world.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of friendship and patience. Who knows, you might just come out on top and find yourself with a free beachfront apartment in Maine! Just watch out for those sneaky creepers lurking in the shadows…they’re nothing compared to the roommate drama you’ll encounter on our server!

SisterSnubbedBabyBump

attitude, bad person, BIRTHDAYS, children, Communication, Conflict, congratulations, effect, falling out, family, ignored, nephew, Niece, past year, pettiness, Pregnancy, relationship, Resentment, sister, SisterSnubbedBabyBump, snubbed

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8064
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual family and avoid all the real-life drama! Join us and create your own virtual kingdom where you can be the ruler of your own destiny.

Our server is the perfect place to escape from the chaos of family dynamics and create your own world where you make the rules. Build epic castles, mine for rare resources, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual adventures with your fellow gamers?

Join now and leave all the real-life drama behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!