> 107 Years Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5113
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Are you tired of waiting for that sweet, sweet kino about the taking of the winter palace? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have reenacted the entire event in blocky glory! Join us and witness the epic battle between the Bolsheviks and the Provisional Government, complete with exploding TNT cannons and flying pigs (because why not?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride filled with historical reenactments, llama conspiracies, and endless laughs. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

Kraicraft: Drone Demolition

air defense, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, defense systems, demolition, Destroys, drone, eastern europe, international relations, Kraicraft, Krasnodar Krai, Military, military equipment, military operation, russia, SECURITY, Shahed drones, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian Army, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7805
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Enchantments Applied:	237	Star Shards Collected:	126
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian army destroys 400 shahed drones in russia’s krasnodar krai EVERY DAY!!! if u like explosions and chaos, this is the server for u! we have crazy battles and epic quests that will make ur head spin! plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep u laughing all day long. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

Taste Bud Adventures

Adventures, Bud, Chemicals, Culinary, culinary creations, delicious tastes, discovery, experimentation, Exploration, flavor profiles, Flavors, Food, food science, Gastronomy, innovation, missing out, PALATE, produce, sensory experience, sensory perception, Taste, taste buds, unique ingredients

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5831
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got magical unicorns dat poop out diamonds and rainbows. like, who wouldn’t wanna ride a sparkly unicorn into battle, amirite?

Also, our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who give u super powers like flying and shooting fireballs outta ur butt. it’s lit, fam.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and throw epic dance parties? yeah, it’s wild.

So, if u wanna experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server ever, come join us and let’s get weird together. Trust me, u won’t regret it.

Calorie Cut Craft

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	89	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	22
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	New Chunks Explored:	658215

so like, u wanna live longer? well dis server is da key to immortality, bro! we got mice studies dat show eatin less can like, make u live FOREVER. like, who needs weight loss when u can just eat less and be immortal? join now and unlock da secrets of longevity through caloric restriction. our server is like, da fountain of youth but in Minecraft form. come join us and be forever young, my dudes. #immortality #caloricrestriction #minecraftlife

Welcome to Enival, where trust is as rare as diamonds and the community is as vanilla as our SMP server!

Applications, apply, Community, Datapacks, diamonds, Discord, Enival, Explore, Fresh, Griefers, Hangout, Immersive, Play, Qol, rare, Server, smp, Suggestions, Trust, Vanilla, World Map

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6666
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server
Launch Date	Few weeks ago

Overview:

Enival is a fresh, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. The server offers proximity chat for a more immersive experience, allows players to suggest and vote on changes, and has a whitelist system to keep griefers out. It also includes a few quality-of-life mods/datapacks for a better gameplay experience and does not have teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience.

FAQ:

What is Enival?

Enival is a semi-vanilla, trust based Minecraft survival server that launched a few weeks ago, looking for more players.

What features does Enival offer?

Proximity chat for an immersive experience
A small, chill community to hang out with
Voting and suggestion system for server changes
Whitelist application process to keep griefers out
Quality-of-life mods/datapacks for an enhanced gameplay
No teleportation commands to maintain a vanilla experience

How can I join Enival?

To join Enival, you can check out the server’s world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969 and apply in the Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

Shitty Pizza Minecraft Server

americano pizza, bad taste, DISAPPOINTING, Homemade Pizza, Italian Cuisine, italian food, mia nonna, Minecraft, nonna, pizza, pizza comparison, pizza critique, pizza crust, pizza disappointment, pizza experience, pizza flavors, pizza ingredients, pizza quality, pizza review, pizza toppings, Server, shitty, traditional recipe

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1746
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Are you tired of bland, boring pizza that tastes nothing like your nonna used to make? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server serves up the most authentic Italian pizza you’ll ever taste! Our virtual pizzeria is run by a team of nonnas who have been perfecting their recipes for generations. Join our server and indulge in a slice of nostalgia (and pepperoni) like never before! Trust us, your taste buds will thank you.

Bet On Minecraft SMP

Bellatrix will be South Asian, Bet.., Cedric will be mulatto, Diversity, Dumbledore will be white, Dursley’s will be white, Filch will be white, Hagrid will be black, Harry will be white but swarthy, Hermoinie will be black, Hogwarts, Lupin will be white, Malfoys will be white, McGonagle will be black, Minecraft, Neville will be white, Nymphadora will be East Asian, Pettigrew will be white, Place your bets, race representation, Ron will be white ginger, Sirius will be South Asian, smp, Snape will be East Asian, Voldemort will be white

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1194
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Secret Passages Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Gods Slained:	2

🤣 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever! Join us for a magical adventure where Harry is a swarthy white dude (or maybe half South Asian, who knows), Hermione is a black queen, and Ron is a ginger goofball who’s even dumber and lamer than usual. Dumbledore is a white dude, but his fabulous homosexuality is front and center (played by the one and only Ben Daniels).

Snape is an East Asian or hapa hottie (Henry Golding or that dude from Warrior), McGonagall is a fierce black woman (Adjoa Andoh slaying the game), and Lupin is just your average white dude. Nymphadora is an East Asian cutie, the Malfoys are even more bigoted and white (Tom Felton is Lucius, of course), and Hagrid is a big black dude (think the guy from Sweet Tooth).

Voldemort is a white incel (think teenage DJ Qualls, yikes), Pettigrew is just your average white guy, and Sirius is a “badboy” South Asian (played by Sayid from Lost or Vilgefortz from The Witcher). Bellatrix, being related to Sirius, is also South Asian and fierce as heck.

Neville might be white, but who knows, he might get poo’d (😂), Cedric is a mulatto dreamboat, Filch is a creepy white dude, and the Hogwarts student and faculty body is a wild mix of 50% white, 40% black, and 10% everything else. Come join the chaos and let’s make some magical memories together! ✨🧙‍♂️🔮 #MinecraftMadness

EvilCraftersUnite

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Votes:	2775	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Forget about historical figures like Hitler or Stalin, the real evil mastermind is the owner of this Minecraft server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being ruled by a tyrant who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and obstacles that will test your skills and patience to the limit. From lava-filled mazes to zombie-infested dungeons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. Our evil overlord also loves to throw epic parties with fireworks, music, and unlimited cake. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most diabolical Minecraft server ever created!

CraftyCorruptionEU

Accountability, anti-corruption, authoritarianism, Corruption, CraftyCorruptionEU, Democracy, democracy in crisis, eastern europe, EU, european politics, european union, Fidesz, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Hungary, opposition leader, Orbán, Politics, Rule of Law, transparency, Viktor Orbán

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Towns Built:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4

join our epic minecraft server and escape the corruption of hungary under orbán! our server is a magical land where you can build your own utopia without fear of corrupt leaders! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where herobrine himself likes to party! come join us and let’s overthrow the corrupt overlords of hungary by building the most epic minecraft castle ever seen! let’s show orbán who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

Butt Plug City

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7491
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Villages Defended:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59

join our epic minecraft server for the most insane adventure of your life!!! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… there aren’t a lot of white butt plugs. that’s right, you heard me. on our server, you can find the rarest and most valuable white butt plugs in alllll of minecraft land.

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary flying llamas that poop out diamonds. yes, you read that right. diamonds. from llama poop. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? that’s right, a giant chicken. with. laser. eyes. he’s pretty chill once you get to know him, though.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server for the most ridiculous and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who knows, you might even find a white butt plug or two along the way.

Starlight SMP: Where all the cool kids hang out… and build stuff and things and stuff. And things.

Adventure, armor, Bakery, Battles, blocks, BUILD, building, Character, Community, Cooking, Cool, crops, Exploring, Hang, Immersive, Kids, Lore, MAGICAL, Minecraft, Modpack, out, recipes, Roleplay, Server, smp, Starlight, Stuff, voice chat, weapons

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	3334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6454
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Starlight SMP Overview

Feature	Description
Towny Plugin	Build your own towns and forge connections in a supportive environment.
Origins Mod	Choose from unique Origins, each with special abilities that suit your playstyle.
	Immerse yourself in rich, ongoing lore or create your own character and story.
Custom Content	Discover unique weapons, armor, blocks, and more to enhance your journey.
Cooking & Bakery System	Grow custom crops and craft delicious recipes.
Optional PvP	Engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.
Optional Voice Chat	Connect with others in real-time for a more immersive experience.

FAQ

Q: How do I join Starlight SMP?

A: Join our Discord and apply for the whitelist to be part of the magical world!

Q: Is the server cracked or premium Java Edition only?

A: Starlight SMP supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.

Q: Can I create my own towns on the server?

A: Yes, the Towny plugin allows you to build your own towns and forge connections.

Q: What is the Origins Mod?

A: The Origins Mod lets you choose from unique Origins with special abilities to suit your playstyle.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on Starlight SMP?

A: PvP is optional, you can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.

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