Crafty Cows and Chicken Chompers: Your Ultimate Minecraft Buffet

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9101
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	4418	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Enchantments Applied:	217
Potions Brewed:	62	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you will never turn into a “cuck bitch”! Our animals are all free-range and definitely not castrated, so you can rest assured that your manly prowess will remain intact.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, where only the bravest survive. Rumor has it that those who conquer our server’s challenges will gain the ability to summon a giant chicken to ride into battle.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior? Don’t let your lack of stiff dick energy hold you back – join now and unleash your inner beast!

Reverie SMP

Activity System, Age 18+, Application Required, Community, Coreprotect, Discord, Dynmap, Experienced Staff, February 1st, hermitcraft, Mature, no pay to win, Polls, proximity chat, Reverie, season 1, Server Events, server specs, smp, Suggestions, Vanilla Gameplay, Whitelist

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magic Items Found:	3984	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Welcome to Reverie SMP Minecraft Server

Key Features	Description
Near Vanilla Gameplay	No /tpa, no /sethome, no /spawn. Keeping close to Minecraft’s original magic with HermitCraft style additions.
CoreProtect	Grief and theft are easily reversible thanks to this plugin.
Proximity Chat	Option for players, not a requirement.
Experienced Staff	Team has experience running similar servers.
DynMap	Planned feature release, keep an eye out!
Server Events	Hosting events like movie nights, build battles, challenges, etc.
Activity System	Visual system for player preferences while playing.
Supporter Perks	Purely cosmetic/QOL, no pay to win.

Server Specs

AMD Ryzen 5600X | 64GB of RAM | 2x500GB NVMe SSD | Virginia, US Server

FAQ

Why should I choose Reverie SMP?

Reverie SMP offers a friendly, mature community for adults inspired by servers like HermitCraft and Empires SMP. We strive to provide a welcoming environment with near-vanilla gameplay and various features to enhance your experience.

How do I join Reverie SMP?

To join Reverie SMP, visit our Discord server at discord.reveriesmp.com and follow the application process.

Are there any pay-to-win aspects on Reverie SMP?

No, supporter perks on Reverie SMP are purely cosmetic or quality of life enhancements. We do not offer any pay-to-win features on the server.

What kind of events can I expect on Reverie SMP?

We plan to host various server events, including movie nights, D&D sessions, build battles, challenges, and more. Keep an eye on our announcements for upcoming events.

Rebel Rising United 1.21

Accountability, America, Capitol riot, consequences, Democracy, democracy at risk, Division, elected, election, Epic, Government, guy, insurrection, political violence, Politics, Presidency, rebel, Rising, Supporters, trump, United, united states, violently overthrow

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4012
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Secret Passages Found:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dimension Hops:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like that time America elected a dude who was all about that chaotic energy, just like our server! We’re all about overthrowing the boring old ways of playing Minecraft, we’re like a revolution of fun and craziness! So come join us and be a part of the most epic and chaotic Minecraft community out there! Let’s overthrow the government of boring servers and have a blast together!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

Angry, ANNOYED, break room, CAR, cold, Communication, crutches, DRIVE, feet, Hands, HangryCraft, holiday, ICY, injury, lunch, Minecraft, parking lot, relationship, selfish, Server, text, Wife, work

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2279
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Dragons Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7282	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as forgetting your lunch and freezing your hands and feet in a cold room? Look no further! Join our server for the craziest adventures and the most outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can drive back and forth to your wife’s job four times a day, just like in this epic tale of forgetfulness and frozen extremities. Who needs relaxation and getting things done when you can have all the drama and excitement of being an accidental chauffeur?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of being asked to warm up someone’s frozen hands and feet in a car during lunch break. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, but hey, that’s what makes it all so hilarious! Join now and be a part of the madness!

Pixel Threads Kids

aita, child, clothes, co parenting, custody, dealership, ex husband, Gainfully employed, HOODIES, Jiffy lube, Kids, Laundry machines, pants, PIXEL, Running out of clothes, Schedule, School week, t-shirt, Threads, Transmission fluid, Transportation, Walmart

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex-husband’s custody battles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of craziness and chaos!

Forget about running out of pants at your ex’s house, on our server, you can wear whatever pixelated outfit you want! No need to worry about Jiffy lube draining your transmission fluid, because our virtual cars never break down (unless you crash them into a creeper)!

Join us for a week on/week off schedule of mining, building, and battling mobs. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Plus, our in-game laundry machines will never run out of detergent, so you’ll always have clean clothes to wear while you conquer the virtual world!

So, leave the real world behind and dive into the insanity of our Minecraft server. Who needs olive green scout pants when you can have diamond armor? Join now and let the madness begin!

ScreamLungOut Minecraft SMP

aggravating, aggravating situations, aggravation, anger, annoyance, annoying behaviors, Frustration, infuriated, infuriating, infuriating actions, irritating habits, irritating noises, Irritation, loud, Minecraft, noise, Obnoxious, pet peeve, rant, scream, ScreamLungOut, smp, vent

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Villages Defended:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant toilet and made everyone take turns sitting on it while they sang the national anthem of Narnia. And another time, someone spawned a million chickens and they all started doing the Macarena dance. It was wild, I tell ya!

And like, if you join, you get a free pet llama that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes. Like, who wouldn’t want that?! Plus, every Friday night we have a dance party at the top of a volcano and the floor is made of lava. It’s lit, fam!

So, if you want to scream your lungs out in the best way possible, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

CraftyLifeChanger

CraftyLifeChanger, growth mindset., Impactful, inspiration, life changing, life lessons, mindset shift, motivation, personal development, personal growth, perspective, powerful advice, random advice, Reflection, self improvement, transformative, unexpected guidance, unexpected wisdom, valuable lesson, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	182	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers dance? Well, buckle up buttercup because on our server, you’ll find yourself in a world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their epic dance battles and maybe you’ll even earn their trust to ride on their backs as they gallop through the pixelated sunset.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a place where the sky is the limit and the only rule is to have fun? Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Trust us, this server is a game-changer in the Minecraft universe.

DroneWarsMC

aerial attacks, aggression, airstrikes, bombs, Conflict, Defense, Drones, DroneWarsMC, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, escalation, international relations, Invasion, Military, Missiles, putin, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Dragon Eggs Found:	4731
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

lol imagine if that happened in minecraft lmao. join our server and you can be part of epic battles like that every day. we have crazy pvp action with explosions galore. build your own bunker to protect yourself from the drone attacks. become the ultimate warrior and fight for your blocky life. join now and experience the chaos firsthand!

Bird Flu Block Party

bird, BLOCK, flu, Party

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9374
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	213	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

come join our minecraft server where we protect u from the evil chickens spreading avian influenza H5N1!!! we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the infected birds and craft ur way to safety. but beware, the chickens have mutated into giant, fire-breathing monsters that will stop at nothing to infect u. join us and help save the world from the poultry apocalypse!!!

Why not rent your own server for very cheap!

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Ores Mined:	8381	Villages Defended:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Love Letters Sent:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	New Chunks Explored:	626730

Minecraft Server Overview

Service	Minecraft server hosting
Pricing	Starting at $2.50
Setup	Included, with a 2 hour test phase
Features	Customizable, secure, no package prices

FAQ

1. What is included in the setup process?

Our team will handle the setup of your Minecraft server, ensuring it is ready to play on with all necessary configurations.

2. Can I customize my server settings?

Yes, you have full control over your server settings and can customize them to suit your preferences.

3. Is the server secure?

Security is our top priority and we dedicate time to ensure that your server is secure from potential threats.

4. How can I purchase a server?

You can easily purchase a server through our Discord server via the Ticket System or visit our website for more information.

5. Can I host a server for a medium-sized community?

Absolutely! Whether for you and your friends or a larger community, we have the perfect solution to meet your needs.

Ethereal Skylands 1.20.2

1.20.2, 275359140, ANONYMOUS, digital anonymity, Ethereal, internet culture, internet privacy, online behavior, online communication, Online Community, online conversation, online discussion, online forum, online forum post, online identity, online interaction, online platform, online posting, online sharing, online thread, perv, Skylands, social media

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9745
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Well, do I have the server for you!

Imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

You’ll never know what to expect next, but isn’t that half the fun?

Plus, our community is full of hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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