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Funny Sports Shit Minecraft SMP

funny, Funny Moments, funny sports, hilarious sports, Minecraft, Shit, shithousery, smp, sports, sports antics, sports banter, sports clowning, sports comedy, Sports Entertainment, sports gags, sports hijinks, sports humor, sports jokes, sports mischief, sports pranks, sports shenanigans, sports silliness, sports tomfoolery, sports tricks, sports trolling

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2043
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8393	Enchantments Applied:	55
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your shithousery needs!

Join us for epic battles of spleef where players use TNT instead of shovels, or participate in our infamous pig racing tournaments where the pigs are wearing jetpacks!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out with diamond swords while riding on the backs of llamas. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to win is by parkouring your way to safety.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and have a blast with like-minded players, then come join us on our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember – anything goes in this crazy world of shithousery!

ArdaneMC

ArdaneMC, Asia, Community, competitive, Cross-Play, Economy, gameplay, growth, ISLAND, Join, Minecraft, Minions, multiplayer, OneBlock, online gaming, rise-to-the-top, Server, Skills, Skyblock, Spawners, Top, Vanilla

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7212
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

The #1 OneBlock server in Asia! Start with a single block, grow your island, and unlock spawners, minions, skills, and more. Join our thriving community now and rise to the top!

IP: play.ardanenetwork.xyz

play.ardanenetwork.xyz:25636

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, Character development, Decision making, FANTASY, Gaming, GOD.app, interactive storytelling, japanese, kamierabi, Minecraft, mobile game, Mystery, otome game, Palace, PIXEL, player choices, romance, saves season 2, Sequel, Server, simulation, Supernatural powers, visual novel

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2886
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. We have secret underground bunkers filled with cake, a roller coaster that goes through the Nether, and a PvP arena where you can battle it out with a team of ninja villagers.

But that’s not all! We also have a quest to find the mythical Golden Potato, rumored to give the holder unlimited power and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets. Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community you’ve ever seen!

Minecraft SMP: XRP Schizo General #2301

bearableguy123, binance, Bingo, Bitrue, CasinoCoin, COINBASE, COLD STORAGE, discussion, ecosystem, Explorer, fud, general, Guide, hot storage, Lore, Market Cap, Minecraft, Mr. Pool archives, Paper Wallet, Ramblings, richlist, Schizo, Schizo General, smp, song, tutorial, update, uphold, wallet, xrp, XRPL

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	608
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9810	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Astral Projections Made:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for the CasinoCoin ecosystem update discussion edition, where we talk about everything from XRP to Gay Songs (yes, you read that right).

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a tutorial for newfags that will have you mining diamonds like a pro in no time. Plus, we have a rich list that will make you feel like a Minecraft billionaire.

But that’s not all! We have lore that will rival the most epic fantasy novels, with characters like bearableguy123 and Mr. Pool archives. And if you’re feeling a bit schizo, don’t worry – we have ramblings that will make you question reality itself.

So come on, grab your Xaman wallet and join us on this wild ride through the world of Minecraft and XRP. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the mythical Market Cap hidden somewhere in our server. See you there!

MoonRiseMC

Skyblock, Skyblock Custom armors Custom weapons Kits Minecraft server MMORPG Survival Creative PvP Minigames Quests Dungeons Economy Plugins Factions Towny Vanilla Pixelmon Adventure Roleplay

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9699
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Votes:	1303
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Crops Grown:	4783	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

[ 1.20.x] Welcome to MoonRiseMC!

We are a brand new Skyblock server that just released in 2024! We have custom armors, weapons, kits, and more!

Come start playing today! New game modes to come soon!

play.moonrisemc.net

Tancraft

bedrock, building, Cross-Play, join now, Minecraft, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Tancraft, uk

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

Tancraft Is a UK roleplay minecraft server, complete with mini games, building, roleplay, and its compatible with the bedrock version of minecraft. What are you doing? Join now!

tancraft.org

Parking Lot to Building Minecraft Server

11pm, 50ft, Attempt, AVOID, AY! AY BROTHA!, Blocking, building, cut through grass, Faster, front doors, GRASS, group of nogs, Interaction, LOT, Minecraft, Parking, parking lot, racist, Server, Sidewalk, thug apparel, Walking

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the nogs in full thug apparel can’t stop you from having a good time! Cut through grass like a pro to avoid any unwanted interactions, just like in real life! Join us for the most epic adventures and outrageous stories that will have you laughing all night long! Who needs sleep when you can be part of this crazy and hilarious community?! Join now and experience the madness for yourself! 😜🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Baskin Robbins Minecraft SMP Nightly Fun

baskin robbins, baskın, comfort food, delicious desserts, dessert, dessert lovers, enjoying life, frozen treats, Fun, guilty pleasure, ice cream, indulgence, indulging in sweets, late night cravings, little treats, midnight snack, Minecraft, Nightly, Relaxation, Robbins, satisfying cravings, self-care, smp, sugary delights, sweet tooth, treat yourself

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5197
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Villages Defended:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to always have a sweet treat in hand! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and discovered a secret ice cream shop hidden deep within the world. Every night, they would sneak away from their base to indulge in delicious Baskin Robbins treats while building their epic creations.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond cow that produces unlimited diamonds for anyone who can find it. Rumor has it that the cow is protected by a pack of flying pigs who will challenge any player brave enough to try and claim the diamonds.

So come join us on our wacky and whimsical Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sugar intake). Who knows what crazy adventures and sweet surprises await you in our world!

Boltsoft Network

Creative, Cross-Play, Factions, MCMMO, Prison, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3813	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

PRISON: Prison is Boltsoft Network’s origin server, and it is our flagship server. Prison has many different aspects to make it custom, and the best possible. We have the best building skills available dedicated to this project, along with the best developers to create everything custom for us.

CREATIVE: Creative is the server that everyone loves, and everyone is friendly. This server caters to the type of people that just want to have fun and explore Minecraft with friends, allowing you to build, create, and let you show off your work. It’s also a good place for you to work on your base and test different designs to get the best efficiency possible.

boltsoft.org

Venture Earth MC

battle, building, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, Dynmap, Earth, Economy, Exploration, geography, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nations, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, scale, Server, smp, Survival, TOWN, Towny, Venture Earth MC, virtual world

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1168
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

New Earth SMP with a 1:1500 scale of the actual Earth inside of minecraft! Make nations and bring new people into your town or nation or battle your way to victory!

Dynmap : http://193.122.138.111:19111/

193.122.138.111