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| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 4925 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 47 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4706 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that buried deep within our world is a treasure so valuable, it will make you richer than a diamond block! But beware, because the treasure is guarded by a gang of rapist homo thug black balls…or something like that. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight against other players in intense battles where the winner takes all…including bragging rights and a fancy title like “King of the Creepers” or “Queen of the Ender Dragons.”
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Just remember, don’t be hiding from us bro, because we’ll find you and make sure you have a blast in our crazy world.
