#STFU Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

#BOY KISSER, #FREAKING STINK, #STFU, ack, Bitch, Boy, CRAFTIN, CREEPIN, dog, fuck off, Minecraft, Ooooo, Owned, Server, Side

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Crops Grown:	7512
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Potions Brewed:	147
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Secret Passages Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

MexiCraft: Obrador’s Embassy Pause

American embassy, bilateral relations, communication breakdown, criticism, diplomatic relations, diplomatic ties, disagreement, Embassy, foreign affairs, Government, international diplomacy, international politics, judicial reform, Mexican government, mexico, MexiCraft, North America, Obradors, pause, political controversy, president Obrador, Tension, US embassy

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2710
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! so like, dis server is so lit dat even mexico is pausin their relationship with da US embassy cuz dey cant handle how awesome dis server is! like, president Obrador was playin on dis server and he was like “yo dis is too good, gotta pause dat relationship with da US embassy cuz dis minecraft server is my new bff!” so if u wanna be as cool as president Obrador, u gotta join dis server ASAP! plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u get superpowers and can fly like a majestic unicorn! so what u waitin for? join now and be part of da craziest minecraft adventure ever!

GoatZone Reborn: Where goats rule the land and bending the rules is encouraged!

Air, Avatar, balance, Bending, Builds, CITADEL, Cities, city building, Community, Competition, Earth, encouraged, Events, Fire, fortress, Goats, GoatZone, Land, Mechanics, Minecraft, nation, reborn, rule, rules, Server, smp, Temple, Water

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6877
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Enchantments Applied:	59
Mines Excavated:	2468	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Falling into the Void:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Towns Built:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Minecraft Server Overview: GoatZone Reborn

Choose Your Element	Pick your path – Fire, Air, Water, or Earth. Each element grants you unique bending abilities to manipulate your surroundings, defend against enemies, and shape the world around you.
Build Your Element’s Nation	Join forces with other benders of your chosen element to build and expand your element’s nation. Whether you’re creating towering earth fortresses, serene air temples, or blazing fire citadels, the world is yours to shape.
The Avatar	Occasionally, one lucky player is randomly chosen to become our one and only Avatar, capable of mastering all four elements. As the Avatar, it’s your duty (or choice) to maintain balance—or shake things up!
Active Community & Events	Our Discord server is the heart of our community, where players connect, share, and participate in a variety of events and activities. Whether it’s a bending competition, city-building challenge, or just hanging out, there’s always something happening.
Key Features	Custom Minecraft bending mechanics Avatar-inspired cities and builds Regular community events and challenges

Join us here: https://discord.gg/gzr

Don’t miss your chance to become a master bender or the next Avatar. Join us on GoatZone Reborn and start your bending journey today!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I choose my bending element?	When you join the server, you will be prompted to select your desired element from Fire, Air, Water, or Earth.
Can I change my bending element later?	Unfortunately, once you have chosen your element, it cannot be changed. Choose wisely!
What are the benefits of joining a nation?	By joining a nation of benders with the same element, you can collaborate on building projects, participate in events together, and strengthen your bond with fellow benders.
How does someone become the Avatar?	The Avatar is randomly selected from the player base. If you are chosen, you will have the opportunity to master all four elements and guide the server in maintaining balance.

CashCraft Minecraft Server

CashCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6171
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even high functioning aspies like me can thrive! Join us and escape the monotony of your everyday life as a wage slave.

On our server, you can build your own virtual empire and show off your creativity without the judgment of those pesky social norms. No need to worry about making friends or fitting in, because here, you can be your true weird self and still be accepted.

Forget about working at Mcdonalds or any other boring job, on our server, you can be the master of your own destiny. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who wants to lick your feet pero pero pero (just kidding, please don’t actually do that).

So come join us and let your inner weeb shine, because on this server, you’ll never have to worry about being anyone’s beta orbiter. Remember, in this virtual world, you’re working for yourself, not for anyone else.

SushiSquad Minecraft SMP – Is it weird that I ‘feel’ Japanese despite never having Creeper sushi?

creeper, cross-cultural experience, cultural adaptation, cultural assimilation, cultural connection, Cultural experience, cultural exploration, cultural identity, cultural immersion, cultural integration, cultural perception, cultural perspective, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, expat, feel, foreigner, Identity, japanese, Japanese culture, Minecraft, sense of belonging, smp, sushi, SushiSquad, weird

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Magic Items Found:	5063
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Are you tired of living in the boring real world and want to escape to a virtual land where you can be whoever you want to be? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical world where you can “feel” Japanese even if you’ve never set foot in Japan. Our server has special powers that allow you to tap into your inner samurai or ninja, no plane ticket required!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret hot spring hidden somewhere in the world where you can relax and rejuvenate after a long day of mining and building. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a mythical creature like a unicorn or a dragon while exploring the vast lands.

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who needs reality when you can be a virtual Japanese warrior instead?

ExWifeHospVisit Minecraft Server

aita, children’s well-being, co parenting, custody issues, difficult decisions, emotional boundaries, ex’s family, ex’s wife, ExWifeHospVisit, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family lean on each other, Family Support, hospital visit, Minecraft, miscarriage, safe space, Server, Stability, surgery, Therapy, toxic relationships

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s relationship? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster. Join us for a wild ride filled with cheating scandals, toxic relationships, and family drama that will make your head spin.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have more drama than a reality TV show. You’ll never be bored with all the backstabbing, lies, and betrayals happening around every corner. Plus, our community is full of colorful characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems. Who needs therapy when you can escape into a world of chaos and mayhem? And if you ever need a break from the drama, just relax and build your dream castle in peace.

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs a stable family when you can have a virtual one that’s ten times more entertaining? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring some popcorn and buckle up for the ride of your life!

TacoBlockerz

Attention, bar, Breakfast, GOOGLE, Hispanic man, kitchen staff, line, local workers, outlets, Parties, Puerto Rican family, racist, Restaurant, review, Rush, small town, Spanish, Tables, TacoBlockerz, Truck drivers, WiFi

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1633
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	New Chunks Explored:	569148
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	266
Farms Harvested:	148	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up drama hotter than our fresh baked pies! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of a small town restaurant with 13 tables and a whole lot of attitude.

Picture this: a middle-aged Hispanic man walks into our virtual restaurant and causes a stir by hogging a table with just a coffee and a laptop. The line is out the door, the customers are getting hangry, and the kitchen staff is ready to throw down in Spanish. Will he move to a smaller table? Will he accuse us of being racist? Will the Puerto Rican family in the game tell him to STFU? The only way to find out is to join our server and witness the madness unfold.

But wait, there’s more! Leave us a review on Google and watch as the drama spills over into the virtual world. Accusations of racism, dirty looks, and twisted stories abound. Can you handle the heat of our virtual kitchen? Only the bravest and most adventurous players need apply.

So come on down to our Minecraft server for a dining experience like no other. Just remember, all is fair in love, war, and virtual restaurant drama. See you at the table!

UkrainianRageCraft

Conflict, crime, criminal, current events, Fight, International, Justice, Killer, News, Prisoner, Release, released, repeat offender, Russian, second time, Tragedy, Ukraine, UkrainianRageCraft, violence, War, WOMAN

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

come join our minecraft server where we got russian woman’s killer released TWICE to fight in ukraine! like wtf?? come see the chaos and madness unfold as this crazy killer runs around the server causing mayhem and destruction. who knows what will happen next?! join now for the most insane and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever experienced. trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way it’ll be a wild ride.

ZoonoticZestCraft

Animals, case study, collaboration, control, diseases, ecosystem, Exploration, framework, health, humans, infectious diseases, interdisciplinary, One Health, Prevention, public health, research, Transmission, veterinary medicine, wildlife, zoonotic interactions, ZoonoticZestCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6986
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying diamond eggs! This server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where you can ride unicorns, swim with mermaids, and battle dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a can of baked beans! Trust me, it’s epic!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is actually a secret government experiment to study the effects of Minecraft on alien life forms! That’s right, every time you mine a block or build a house, you’re contributing to the advancement of intergalactic science!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! And remember, always watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they’re known to steal your socks when you’re not looking!

BirdCraft: Feathered Fun for the “Mature” Minecrafters!

21, active community, Automated Crafting, BirdCraft, client side mods, Datapacks, Diamond Economy, Discord, ender dragon, Feathered, Fun, HermitCraft style, Maps, Mature, Minecraft, Minecrafters, new season, Purpur, shopping district, smp, trial chambers, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8016
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2

BirdCraft Minecraft Server

Overview:	BirdCraft is a 21+ Minecraft Discord community and vanilla-ish Minecraft Java SMP. We are a chill community of adults from all around the world with a bunch of incredible builders, some skilled farmers and redstoners, and a habit of killing off our server owner CC when he’s not looking. Don’t worry, PVP is entirely voluntary.
Current Season:	Season 5 started recently on the 27th of July and we are playing the new update 1.21. We are planning on fighting the Ender Dragon this Saturday!
Features:	We host monthly events and build contests, have an active Discord community, hang out in VC regularly, play other games, use a diamond-based economy, and encourage client-side mods.
Website:	https://birdcraft.org/

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age to join BirdCraft?	Players must be 21 or older to join BirdCraft.
Is PVP mandatory on the server?	No, PVP is entirely voluntary on BirdCraft.
What version of Minecraft is the server currently running?	Season 5 of BirdCraft is running on Minecraft version 1.21.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, BirdCraft hosts monthly events and build contests.
Can players use client-side mods?	Yes, players are encouraged to use client-side mods such as maps on BirdCraft.

ConanCraft: The Million Pentagram Server

Anime, comfy movie, Conan thread, ConanCraft, crime solving, detective conan, detective series, detective work, Japanese cinema, Kaito Kid, long-running series, Manga adaptation, MILLION, movie review, Murder Mystery, Mystery, pentagram, Ran Mouri, Server, Shinichi Kudo, Suspense, The Million Dollar Pentagram, Theatres, Thriller

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6894
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Chimeras Created:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Astral Projections Made:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Runes Activated:	6

Just watched this server in the Minecraft world. It’s like a movie, but you get to be the main character! Join us for epic adventures, cozy builds, and maybe even some popcorn (virtual, of course).

We have a special Conan thread where players can share their wildest stories of conquering dragons, building castles, and maybe even finding a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. Who knows what kind of crazy tales you’ll come up with on this server!

So grab your popcorn, sit back, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us now and become the star of your own epic movie in the world of blocks and pixels.