Steve’s Epic Battle Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Lonely Minecraft Server

anguish, depression, desolation, Despair, despairing, emotions, emptiness, Heartache, hurting, ISOLATION, killing, Loneliness, lonely, longing, Melancholy, mental health, Minecraft, Pain, Sadness, Server, solitude, sorrow, Suffering

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Mines Excavated:	3246
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	2540

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the clutches of boredom! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling)!

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. Rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to challenge players to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy (just don’t eat the dirt blocks)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the lolz begin! Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the land and have your own army of llamas at your command. Just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch).

Minecraft SMP: Quite Like Mozilla Software

browsing experience, Customization options, digital communication, email client, Email Management, Firefox, internet security, Masturbation, Minecraft, Mozilla, Mozilla software, online safety, open source, privacy features, productivity, productivity tools, smp, software, software preferences, tech tools, Technology, thunderbird, web browser

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your love for Mozilla software? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all your Firefox and Thunderbird needs!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build epic structures while simultaneously browsing the web and checking your emails. Who needs productivity tools when you have Minecraft and Mozilla, am I right?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a secret Mozilla fan and will only drop its rarest loot for players who pledge their allegiance to Firefox. So if you want to slay dragons and browse the web at the same time, this is the server for you! Join now and let the Mozilla madness begin!

TrendyConfusion Minecraft SMP

celebrity endorsements, consumer behavior, cultural shifts, digital age, don’t understand, fashion, generation gap, influencer culture, internet trends, Meme culture, millennial trends, Minecraft, pop culture, popular trend, smp, social media, societal norms, Technology Trends, trend forecasting, TrendyConfusion, viral challenges, youth trends

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Votes:	4610
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Falling into the Void:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to finally understand the popular trend of building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Our server is home to a community of players who are dedicated to unraveling the mysteries of llama fashion and pushing the boundaries of creativity in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain the ability to communicate with llamas in real life. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a llama whisperer!

CreeperAwkwardMoment

awkward, blunder, confession, CreeperAwkwardMoment, cringe-worthy, Embarrassing moment, Experience, faux pas, funny, Humiliation, Memory, mishap, mistake, Oops, Personal, regret, shame, Share, slip-up, Story, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3189
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous moments in Minecraft history.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens start following you around, clucking to the beat of “Baby Shark”. Or how about the time when players were turned into giant llamas and had to navigate a maze filled with flying pigs? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also host weekly “embarrassing moment” contests where players share their most cringe-worthy stories for a chance to win epic prizes. From accidentally setting their house on fire to getting stuck in a block for hours, the laughs never stop on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server with your own hilarious tales to tell!

Zodasiran’s Lipid Lows Server

cardiovascular health, cholesterol reduction, clinical trials, drug development, gene silencing, genetic medicine, hyperlipidemia treatment, innovative therapy, Lipid, lipid disorders, lipid lowering, lipid metabolism, Lows, Medical research, mixed hyperlipidemia, novel treatment, patient outcomes, Phase 2b trials, RNAi therapeutic, RNAi therapy, Server, triglycerides, Zodasiran, Zodasirans

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2385
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like taking Zodasiran for ur virtual hyperlipidemia! our world will decrease ur triglycerides after 24 weeks of playin’! it’s like a phase 2b trial but way more fun! come build, explore, and fight ur way to lower cholesterol levels in the most epic way possible! cuz why not?!

Perakee’s So-So Survival: Where [SMP] players are {stale} & {old community} needing {more players}

Chill, Community, Discord, Fresh, games, Join, Map, members, Minecraft, Modded, needing, New server, Perakees, Play, Players, Reset, Server, smp, Soso, stale, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	2

JOIN:	perakee.xyz
MAP:	perakee.xyz:8123

Starting a fresh new community! The server will be reset soon and you can become part of deciding what kind of server we will run, vanilla or modded. We will make something nice together where we can chill and play some games!

Join my discord: https://discord.gg/e8PDunZa

FAQ

What kind of server will it be?

We are considering both vanilla and modded options. The final decision will be made together with the community.

When will the server reset?

The server reset date will be announced soon. Stay tuned for updates on our discord channel.

How can I get involved in decision-making for the server?

Join our discord channel and participate in discussions and polls to help us decide the direction of the server.

Can I invite friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be a part of our community.

Poop Eaters Minecraft Server

analingus, Boundaries, butt play, Code, consent, dirty talk, Eaters, eating ass, Exploration, fetish, hygiene, Intimacy, kink, Minecraft, Mouth, oral sex, Poop, rimming, Server, sexual act, sexual exploration, sexual pleasure, Slang, taboo

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	964
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Emeralds Found:	3328
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	292
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	10
Falling into the Void:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Tired of eating boring old food in Minecraft? Well, our server offers a unique dining experience – eating ass! But wait, before you get grossed out, let us clarify that eating ass is actually code for eating delicious, gourmet meals prepared by our talented chefs. So come join our server and get ready to have your taste buds tantalized like never before. Plus, rumor has it that players who eat the most ass (the food kind, of course) will receive special in-game rewards! So what are you waiting for? Join now and feast like never before!

B e e p B o o p M i n e c r a f t S M P

Artificial Intelligence, autism, Beep, Boop, Captchas, Challenges, cognitive abilities, Difficulty, digital security, Frustration, human error, IQ bell curve, machine learning, problem solving, ROBOT, Slider, slider movement, Technology, technology advancement, verification process

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Chimeras Created:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of struggling with those pesky captchas? Do you feel like you’re on the lower end of the IQ bell curve every time you try to move that slider just right? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we welcome all levels of intelligence, including robots and aliens!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play. From building giant banana statues to hosting llama fashion shows, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Come join us and show off your unique skills, whether you’re a redstone genius or a master at creating pixel art of Nicolas Cage. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!

SplitHotel3ways Minecraft Server

100, 2 beds, 33/33/33, 50, aita, Arguing, cost, couple, extra people, fair split, Friends, hotel room, Minecraft, opinion, own room, second bed, Server, single friend, SPLIT, SplitHotel3ways, Trips, walked over

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	3512	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	876341
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Void Armor Forged:	23	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Farms Harvested:	360	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to argue about splitting hotel room costs again! Join us and escape the drama of real life with our virtual adventures.

On our server, we believe in fair and equal distribution of resources, just like how you should only pay for what you use in a hotel room. No more getting stuck with the bill for someone else’s luxury bed while you sleep on the floor!

Plus, on our server, you can build your own dream room without any unwanted roommates. No more sharing space with people who can’t agree on how to split the bill – it’s all about you and your creativity here.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the hotel room drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us – because life’s too short to argue about who pays for what bed!

ExBoyfriendPeepinTom

aita, Apologize.., Best Friend, Blame, brother, DEFEND, ex, ExBoyfriendPeepinTom, fragile, hurt, Leave, loyalty, naked, perv, sister, Situation, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wife

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

Join us and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry gone wrong. Witness the epic battle between a brother, his wife, his sister, and her ex, who we’ll call Lucifer because, well, why not?

Watch as Lucifer’s pervy ways are exposed, leading to a showdown that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Will the sister stay or will she leave? Will the brother choose loyalty or love? Find out on our server, where every day is a new episode of Minecraft drama!

So come on down and join the chaos, because on our server, the drama never ends!