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| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 9109 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?
so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!
