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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 2665 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a virtual burger joint where you can chow down on pixelated patties while fending off hungry zombies. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dip in our lava hot tub for a relaxing (and slightly dangerous) spa experience.
So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you can join our wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server? Come on in and let the madness begin!