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Crafty Confederates: Where Democrats Rule the Minecraft World!

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3938
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old flags and factions? Well, look no further because on our server, the Democrats are actually Confederates! That’s right, you’ll see players flying the CSA flag proudly as they build their empires and battle it out for supremacy. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns as you navigate this crazy world where everything is turned upside down. Who knows what other surprises await you on this wacky server? Join now and see for yourself!

Crafty LOLz Server: ‘IN !!!!!!!!!!!’

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	516
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Votes:	2502	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant mutant cow. Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig as your trusty steed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Will you be the lucky player to find it and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8823
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Buildings Constructed:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8680	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for an epic adventure where we plan to end the world… but in a totally fun and orchestrated way!

Picture this: you and your friends team up to unleash chaos and destruction upon the Minecraft world. Build giant TNT cannons, summon hordes of zombies, and create massive explosions that will make even the creepers jealous. It’s the ultimate apocalypse experience, and it’s all happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a diamond sword, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us on our server and let’s end the world together… in the most epic and lolzy way possible!

Blocky Blunders: ‘not my problem’ Minecraft Madness

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Farms Harvested:	454
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic, unpredictable, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. Little did they know, that llama came to life and started wreaking havoc on the entire server, spitting out fireballs and causing chaos wherever it went. But hey, who doesn’t love a little excitement?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens armed with swords and shields. If you can defeat them and claim the loot, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the Rainbow Sheep and it shall be yours.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just remember, whatever happens on the server, it’s not my problem!

CraftyCare: Where you can mine diamonds and work on yourself at the same time! 💎💪

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Join our Minecraft server and level up your self-care game like never before! Our virtual spa area is stocked with the most luxurious hair and skincare products, courtesy of our generous sister NPC. Lather up with diamond-infused shampoo, exfoliate with emerald face masks, and relax in our obsidian hot tub. Your Minecraft character will be glowing with gratitude, just like you’ll be glowing with love for your sister (even if she’s just a computer program). So come join us and pamper yourself silly, because self-care is the best care!

PuppyCraft: Where you can dig for diamonds but still can’t buy a submarine!

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Are you tired of working like a dog just to afford a measly submarine? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds so big, you can trade them in for your very own submarine! Forget about real life struggles, come join us and start living your best underwater life in style. Who needs a job when you can just dig for riches in our virtual world? So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and start your journey to submarine ownership!

Crafty AF: ‘>Yup, that’s me’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4717
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6987
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the pigs, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and become a llama knight, riding into battle on your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you unlimited power (or just make you really full).

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky creepers).

Crafty Carb Coma

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6042
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	129	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your tummy just right? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your tummy-rumbling needs!

Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with bacon trees, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow mountains. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your snacks!

But fear not, for our server is equipped with magical food armor that will protect you from any hungry enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Cheeseburger Dragon for a chance to win the ultimate feast!

So come on down to our server and let your tummy lead the way to adventure and deliciousness! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6600
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Buildings Constructed:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	271	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the epic saga of Bollard Man, the Chad Frenchman who fought off a knife-wielding maniac on an escalator! Our server is filled with beautiful Aussie women who praise our players for their bravery and citizenship is even offered by Anthony Albanese himself. Don’t be stuck on a server full of incels and ziggers, join us and slobber over Russian and Muslim cock like a real man! It’s 80% incel-free guaranteed!