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TickTockCraft

#supercomputer, Computer, Equivalent, Live, long tail, PHYSICS., Planck time, Quantum, Real World, runs, Science, simulation, tags, Technology, theory, TickTockCraft, Time, Universe, videogame ticks, world

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3869
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	28
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

u ever wonder if we r all just sims in a giant supercomputer? well, on this server, we embrace the chaos of living in a simulation! join us and experience the thrill of existing in planck time! our world is filled with crazy adventures and mind-bending puzzles that will make u question reality itself. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows! why live in the boring real world when u can join us in the wacky world of planck time? come on, what r u waiting for? dive into the madness today!

RoboBrainz

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, biocomputers, brain-computer interface, brain-in-a-jar, Cognitive science, computer science, control, Cybernetics, future technology, innovation, learn, machine learning, neural networks, neuroscience, programming, RoboBrainz, robotics, Robots, Technology

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Mines Excavated:	4602	Falling into the Void:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by BRAIN-IN-A-JAR biocomputers?? well now u can!! these brains have been trained to control ROBOTS in the game, making for some wild and wacky adventures. join us for the chance to be controlled by a BRAIN and see where the madness takes u. who knows, maybe u’ll become besties with a brain in a jar and rule the server together. come on, what are u waiting for?? join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!!

Hot Crafty Mess: Java Edition 1.20.2 with 15 chaotic players, no resets, griefing allowed, and a questionable economy!

1.20.2, Allowed, Auctions, chaotic, Crafty, Economy, Edition, Griefing, Hate Speech, hot, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, level up, Live Map, Marriage plugin, MCMMO, Mess, October 2018, ONLINE, pay to win, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Players, Questionable, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, smp, Store

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9829
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ores Mined:	617
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Towns Built:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Server Name	HearthCraft
Server Type	No-griefing economy SMP
Server Age	Since October 2018
Website	https://www.hearthcraft.net
Discord	https://discord.hearthcraft.net
IP	play.hearthcraft.net

Brief Overview

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing an enjoyable experience since October 2018. The server offers various features like resource worlds, live maps, pet system, land claiming, marriage plugin, and much more.

FAQ

Q: Is there a server reset?

A: The server will never reset. The world dates back to July 2019.

Q: Are there pay-to-win paid perks?

A: HearthCraft has a strict no pay-to-win policy.

Q: What are the server specs?

A: The server runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia.

Q: Are there any automatic farm limitations?

A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.

Q: Is there a live map available?

A: Yes, there is a live map for the server.

Q: Is there a Discord server for communication?

A: Yes, HearthCraft has an active Discord server for community interaction.

Q: Are there any specific rules to follow?

A: Rules for the server can be found at http://www.hearthcraft.net/rules

BagCraft Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Binah, blue archive, Bounties, Camp, Circles, clubs, Cyber New Year March, Friends, fubuki, guides, hare, hovercraft, kanna, Kirino, Kotama, lessons, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Say-Bing!, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, swimsuit, Task Force Emergency Nighttime Meeting, The Fury of Set, Torment, Total Assault, Welfare, Yellow Dmg

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	874194
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted carrots to get to it. 2. Our server events include a “Say-Bing!” competition where you have to shout “Bing!” as loud as you can while riding a pig around a maze. 3. Total Assault: Binah is not your average field – it’s filled with insane challenges and torment, but hey, at least you get to use yellow damage! 4. Need a break from the chaos? Join our Cyber New Year March event where you can march through the server with a giant pixelated disco ball on your head. 5. Kotama from Camp is our resident expert in building giant campfires out of obsidian blocks. Trust me, you won’t find that anywhere else.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Target Practice Minecraft Server

>0 shots on target, Analysis, criticism, football, goal-scoring, match statistics, Minecraft, player performance, Practice, Server, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, sports commentary, Sports Culture, sports debate, sports discussion, sports fans, sports journalism, sports media, sports opinion, Target, team performance, what’s wrong with this shithole

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1976
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of missing every shot in Minecraft and feeling like a total noob? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We guarantee 0 shots on target, so you can finally feel like a pro without even trying. Join us and experience the thrill of never hitting your mark!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the mobs have given up on attacking you. That’s right, they’ll just stand there and watch as you conquer the world with ease. It’s like having your own personal cheering squad of zombies and creepers.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base where all the rarest items in the game are hidden. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of our insane Minecraft server!

LockCraft Minecraft Server

bedroom door, Boundaries, college student, Communication, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, Lock, LockCraft, Minecraft, night owl, Parent-child relationship, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy invasion, privacy rights, Respect, respect for others, Server, teenage years

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is a luxury and knocking is mandatory! Join us if you’re tired of getting barged in on by your dad multiple times a day – we promise, no one will interrupt your mining adventures without permission!

Our server is equipped with virtual locks and chains to ensure that you can build, craft, and explore in peace. Say goodbye to unexpected visits and hello to a world where knocking is a sign of respect.

And don’t worry about emergencies – our locks are as sturdy as diamond armor, but still easy to remove if needed. Plus, we have a team of virtual EMTs ready to assist in any unlikely medical situations.

So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and join us on this epic Minecraft journey where privacy is the ultimate treasure. Because in our world, the only thing breaking in is the sound of creepers exploding!

ShopSkipperCraft

#impatience, barista, Breakfast, children, coffee shop, Compliment, Confrontation, customer service, EMBARRASSMENT, fancy hotel, interruption, line etiquette, misunderstanding, Order, out of my element, patience, resolution, ShopSkipperCraft, SNACKS, special needs, Waiting

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	128
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	9306	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate fancy hotel adventure! Just like the one in the story, you’ll encounter drama, unexpected twists, and even a talented employee who saves the day.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where ordering breakfast turns into a battle of wits and patience. Who will come out on top in this epic showdown at the coffee shop/store? Will you be the one to stand up for justice and order your cinn rolls, kolache, and bagel with cream cheese like a boss?

Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own outrageous stories and unforgettable moments on our server. Join now and let the madness begin!

Apartment Eavesdrop Minecraft Server

apartment, apartment living, apartment walls, bizarre arguments, crazy neighbors, eavesdrop, eavesdropping, gossiping neighbors, late night disturbances, loud noises, Minecraft, nosy neighbors, nosy roommates, odd conversations, peculiar behaviors, privacy invasion, Server, shocking revelations, strange neighbors, strange sounds, thin walls, unexpected conversations, unusual activities, weird noises

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Void Armor Forged:	24
Holy Grails Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Have you ever heard a chicken clucking in Morse code, trying to communicate with the villagers? Or maybe you caught a glimpse of a creeper doing the cha-cha slide in the corner of your eye? Well, if you want to experience even more absurdity, come join our Minecraft server! We have llamas that moonwalk, pigs that breakdance, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen. Trust us, you won’t hear anything crazier through the walls of your apartment than what goes down on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

MineCraftMysteryAcronyms

abbreviations, acronyms, Common Knowledge, common words, education, etymology, hidden meanings, Language, language history, linguistics, MineCraftMysteryAcronyms, misconceptions, Trivia, vocabulary, word games, word meanings, word mysteries, word origins, word puzzles, word trivia

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9796
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most acronym-filled server out there! Join us and discover a whole new world of LOL (Lots of Llamas) where you can ROFL (Ride on Flying Llamas) and LMAO (Lava Makes Awesome Orbs)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the mysterious EIEIO (Endermen In Exotic Outfits) who will trade you diamonds for disco balls. And don’t forget about the epic battle between the PIGS (Pigs In Glittery Suits) and the CHICKENS (Crazy Hens In Clown Kilts) that happens every full moon!

So why wait? Join our acronym-filled Minecraft server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

PolishDefenseCraft Minecraft Server

$2 billion, air defence systems, Alliance, American, arms deal, bilateral agreement, Defense, defense industry, FOREIGN AID, international relations, loan, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, missile defense, nato, Poland, PolishDefenseCraft, Purchase, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, US

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2156
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	78	Animals Bred:	142
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

lol come join our server, where we make deals like this all the time! we’ll loan u billions for ur air defence systems in exchange for diamonds in minecraft! who needs real money when u can trade in blocks? plus, our server is guarded by a team of elite pandas who will protect u from any creepers trying to blow up ur builds. trust me, u won’t find a more wild and wacky server than this one. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!