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Limey Kek Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4097
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Yes, you heard that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties whenever someone builds a giant statue of a potato? It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours.

Oh, and did I mention that our players have the ability to turn into giant chickens and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villages? It’s all in good fun, of course. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just remember to watch out for those laser-eyed pigs!

SAO Is Actually Decent Minecraft SMP

“anime criticism”, Anime, Anime Analysis, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime reviews, CLICKBAIT, decent, decent anime, forced hate, HateWatch, internet culture, Minecraft, Online Community, online content, opinion change, Popular Anime, SÃO, SAO controversy, SAO hate, smp, sword art online, Youtubers

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5084
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9027
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like stepping into the world of Sword Art Online, minus the whole being trapped in a virtual reality death game thing.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, intense PvP showdowns, and maybe even a little romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). Who knows, you might even find your Kirito or Asuna in the game!

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself haunts our virtual world, waiting to challenge unsuspecting players to a duel. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim victory?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to watch out for creepers and anime youtubers trying to ruin your fun!

ExWifeVsSoccerDadLOL

amicable, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, custody, Divorce, emotional reactions, ex wife, ExWifeVsSoccerDadLOL, family dynamics, parenting, personal space, Respect, soccer game, sole custody, Support, visitation weekend

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5287
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dimension Hops:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild ex-wife story! Join us for some pixelated fun and outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about real life drama.

Reasons to join our server: 1. No ex-wives allowed – we promise no one will be telling you where to sit or how to cheer on your teammates here! 2. Build your own soccer field and show off your skills in a friendly match with other players. 3. Create your own custody arrangement for your virtual children and never worry about visitation weekends again. 4. Drive virtual cars away from confrontations with exes and leave the drama behind. 5. Be the master of your own pixelated destiny and never hear the words “You’ll be hearing from me about this!” again.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama at the door. Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a world where ex-wives and soccer games can’t ruin your day!

NotYourAvgSteve – Minecraft SMP

false assumptions., falsely accused, judged unfairly, Minecraft, mischaracterized, misconceptions, misconstrued, misinterpreted, misjudged, misread, misrepresented, mistaken identity, misunderstood, not what they seem, NotYourAvgSteve, smp, Stereotypes, unfairly categorized, unjustly labeled, wrongly assumed, wrongly judged, wrongly labeled, wrongly perceived

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8591
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dimension Hops:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Are you tired of being misunderstood in real life? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can reinvent yourself and show the world your true colors! We have a community of players who will never judge you based on assumptions. In fact, we have a player who everyone thought was a professional chef in real life because of his amazing food builds in the game, but in reality, he can’t even boil an egg! Join us and let your creativity run wild without any misconceptions holding you back.

CreeperLoveCraft

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6531
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only surprise is finding a diamond in a cave? Well, look no further because our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a castle while being attacked by flying pigs or mining for resources only to stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

One time, a player was in the middle of a PvP battle when their opponent suddenly proposed marriage instead of fighting. And guess what? They said yes! Now they rule the server together as the ultimate power couple.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the unexpected is the norm.

SyriaSlayin’37ISIS

airstrikes, al-Qaida, Attack, CASUALTIES, Commanders, Conflict, extremism, i24NEWS, International, intervention, Isis, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, strikes, Syria, SyriaSlayin37ISIS, Terrorism, terrorists, U.S, War

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8372
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the bomb dot com, fo realz! Let me tell you a lil’ somethin’ somethin’ about it.

So, like, imagine this: you log into the server and BAM! You’re greeted by a squad of killer llamas wearing diamond armor. They’re all like, “Welcome to the land of epicness, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’!”

But wait, there’s more! The server is run by a team of ninja turtles who have mastered the art of building pixelated pizza. They’ll hook you up with the dankest loot and show you the secret passages to the enchanted forest where unicorns roam free.

Oh, and did I mention the mini-games? There’s a spleef arena where you can battle it out with a pack of rabid chickens, a parkour course that will test your mad jumping skills, and a PvP arena where you can challenge other players to a duel to the death.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Blowing Flags Mineville

blowing, blowing in the wind, cultural identity, flag animation, flag depiction, flag design, flag history, flag imagery, flag movement, flag portrayal, flag representation, flag symbolism, flag usage, Flags, Media, Mineville, motionless, national pride, patriotism, symbolic meaning, Symbolism, visual representation

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9954
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the flags are always blowing in the wind, even when there is no wind! it’s like magic, but better because it’s in minecraft!

we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. you can join them and become the ultimate llama disco dancer in the land!

our server is also home to a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs. yes, you read that right. diamond eggs. who needs regular eggs when you can have diamonds instead?

if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. it’s the hottest roller coaster in town, literally!

so what are you waiting for? come join our crazy minecraft server and experience all the wackiness for yourself!

Virtual Vibe Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1848
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old drama and toxicity in the Vtuber community? Looking for a server that’s full of laughter, fun, and pure chaos? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, ridiculous shenanigans, and hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with the craziest characters you’ll ever meet, from a llama who thinks he’s a wizard to a chicken who’s convinced he’s the king of the server.

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground bases, treasure hunts that will test your wits, and even a giant pink unicorn that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced anything like this before.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Hololive when you’ve got us? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one laugh at a time!

His Toblerones? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8008
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all your blocky adventures! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret…we have an exclusive partnership with Toblerone and every player gets their very own virtual Toblerone to munch on while they mine away. That’s right, you can chomp on chocolatey goodness while building your dream castle! But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world…or maybe just the server, we’re not entirely sure. Join now and become a part of this wacky world where anything is possible, even if it involves llamas with grand ambitions and chocolatey treats!

DutchCraft: Splitting Blocks & Bills

aita, asking, bills, blocks, Communication, compromise, date, DATING, Dutch, DutchCraft, equality, Etiquette, Expectations, Fairness, Flip, free meal, girl, modern dating, Old fashioned, Pay, relationship, split the bill, splitting, tradition

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3983
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Are you tired of being used as a free meal on dates? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in equality and fairness, just like splitting the bill on a date. Join us and never worry about being taken advantage of again!

On our server, we have a special “Dutch Date” mini-game where players can compete to see who can split the bill the fastest. It’s a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like a date with someone who expects you to pay for everything!

Join us now and show that you’re not afraid to stand up for yourself, just like our fearless players who refuse to be treated like a free meal. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your perfect match who shares your views on splitting the bill!