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ElderCraft SMP – Age Goals!

age, aging gracefully, bucket list, Eldercraft, family time, goals, golden years, grandchildren, growing old, health, leisure time, life after work, life experiences, Relaxation, Retirement, retirement goals, RETIREMENT PLANS, retirement savings, Self Discovery, senior discounts, silver years, smp, travel, wisdom

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1532
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4690	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and wacky adventures. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bunch of chickens? We got you covered! How about building a roller coaster that goes straight into a volcano? Totally doable!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLove: No Miners, Farmers, or Creepers

AMBITION, career, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, CraftyLove, CREEPERS, deal breaker, Farmers, finance, Future, Jobs, Lifestyle, miners, partner, Priorities, Profession, serious relationship, Stability, Trust, turn off, VALUES, work

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1794
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
New Chunks Explored:	452113	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for excuses? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a solid relationship? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our players have the best jobs for a serious relationship. From professional pig wranglers to expert block stackers, our players know how to work together and build a strong bond. So join us today and say goodbye to dating creepers and hello to finding your diamond in the rough!

BombCraft Minecraft Server

aircraft delays, airport damage, airport incident, aviation disruption, bomb explosion, BombCraft, emergency response, explosive device, Flight Cancellations, historical damage, historical destruction, historical event, Japan, military conflict, military history, Minecraft, runway closure, Server, U.S. Military, war aftermath, wartime damage, wartime impact, world war II

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	46	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Towns Built:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ on this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! A bomb dropped by the U.S. in World War II explodes at the airport in Japan. And you’re like, “WTF, how did that even happen in Minecraft?!”

But wait, there’s more! The explosion causes runway damage and cancels 80 flights. Like, can you even imagine the chaos on this server? It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

So, if you’re looking for some crazy, chaotic, and totally unpredictable Minecraft action, then you gotta join this server. Who knows what insane events will happen next? Maybe a giant zombie apocalypse or a dragon attack or something. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So come on, join the madness and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

Agreement, British overseas territories, Chagos Islands, ChagosCraft, Colonialism, decolonization, Diego Garcia, foreign policy, Government, Hands, History, INDEPENDENCE, indian ocean, international relations, ISLAND, legal dispute, mauritius, Ruling, SOVEREIGNTY, Swap, territorial dispute, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2401
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

Pup Parent Confusion

Animal Behavior, Animals, Birth, birth process, canine, Companionship, confusion, dog, domestic animals, Human, Instincts, loyalty, maternal, maternal instincts, OWNER, Parent, pet ownership, Pet puppies, Pets, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pup

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	1229	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

PixelPals – Crafting Connections

American voters, avoidance, Communication, Conflict, Connections, Conversations, Crafting, dialogue, differing beliefs, divisiveness, Israeli voters, major elections, mindset, partisanship, perspective, PixelPals, polarization, political beliefs, political discourse, Politics, societal impact, Understanding, zero-sum game

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

anger, animosity, babies, bitterness, Competition, discontent, envy, Frustration, grudge, inadequacy, Insecurity, jealous, mad, Minecraft, Resentment, Rivalry, Season, Server, Whypepo

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

animal lovers, baby, baby hippo, cute animals, exotic pets, expensive, fascination, hype, indulgence, lavish spending, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Obsession, obsession with animals, pampering, smp, SPENDING, splurging, thousands of dollars, wildlife, Women, women spending, Zoo

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Potions Brewed:	113
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

bailed, Christian, Church, ChurchDitcher, cold shoulder, dancing, FORCING, Friends, ghosted, Guilt, gym teacher, Jerk, Minecraft, November, outcast, PRESSURE, Religion, School, Server, Shy.., specifics, UNCOMFORTABLE, update

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2296
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

BabyMamaDramaLOL

BabyMamaDramaLOL, Deception, doubt, Drugs, ex, family, Homeless, Hospital, Jobless, lying.., Manipulation, ObGyn, Pregnancy, proof, relationship, Struggle, Support, tests, Trust, Truth, Ultrasound

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Runes Activated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.