PastaPvP Minecraft Server

bodied, MANLET, Fr Ya Heard, Training, fitness journey

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the mobs bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Steroid Steve,” a player who claims to have maxed out all his stats without ever touching a single diamond or golden apple. Is he a Minecraft god or just a really dedicated player? Join us to find out and maybe challenge him to a duel in the lava pit of doom!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning reality and wondering if your character is secretly on steroids too.

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ExcitedLiftfuWenwenLiMinecraftSMP

olympics, strength, Performance, Competition, liftfu Wenwen Li

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Join our insane Minecraft SMP where we have the legendary liftfu Wenwen Li as our mascot! She may be a powerhouse in weightlifting, but in Minecraft, she’s known for building the craziest structures with her bare hands (literally).

Join now to witness Wenwen Li sleep on virtual floors because she thinks the beds in Minecraft are too soft! And don’t worry, she’s definitely not using any steroids to enhance her building skills. So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs normal when you can have Wenwen Li in your Minecraft world?

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LitCraft Server: Internet Culture on Steroids

Server, Meme culture, Safe, online trends, internet censorship

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers with their boring rules and restrictions? Do you crave chaos, mayhem, and absolute madness? Then come join our server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken dance party. The chickens are wearing party hats and doing the Macarena while players ride around on pigs dressed as Elvis impersonators. And that’s just the beginning!

Venture into our custom-built dungeons where you’ll face off against mobs like killer bunnies armed with chainsaws and zombie villagers who break out into spontaneous dance-offs. Collect rare loot like enchanted diamond pickaxes that can summon a swarm of angry bees or a potion that turns you into a giant slime that bounces around the map wreaking havoc.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. You never know when a giant pink unicorn will come crashing through your base or a horde of derpy llamas will descend from the sky and start spitting at you.

So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on our server and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

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Pixelated Potatoes

effect, Mr. SKIN, normies, Technology, Id

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further, because our server is powered by a super intelligent A.I. that is constantly learning and evolving.

Imagine a world where every win from the legendary /b/ros is cataloged and categorized by our A.I. Want to see all the pics of Jane Smith ever posted? Our A.I. can make it happen, like pimeyes on steroids!

Join our server and witness the chaos as the A.I. takes over, creating a Mr. SKIN for normies where you can find everything ever created about anyone. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and discoveries await you on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

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GiftGate Minecraft Server

gift giving, Minecraft, thoughtful gift ideas, gift giving boundaries, family relationships

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where gift giving is taken to a whole new level! We understand the importance of thoughtful presents, which is why we have a strict policy of only accepting gifts that have been carefully curated by our players.

Forget about sharing your gift ideas with a narcissistic mom who just wants to save time and money – on our server, your gifts will always be appreciated and cherished. No more worrying about someone else piggybacking off your thoughtful gestures!

Join us now and experience the joy of giving gifts without any unwanted interference. Who knew that Minecraft could teach you so much about the art of gift giving? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to show your loved ones how much you care, one block at a time.

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Inconveniently OP – Minecraft

inconvenient super capabilities, inconvenient super abilities, inconvenient super skills, Inconveniently, inconvenient abilities

Imagine being able to turn invisible, but only when no one is looking at you. That’s basically what it’s like trying to play on our Minecraft server! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other ridiculous reasons for you to join us.

Join our server and experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama hidden deep within our virtual world?

But the real reason you should join our server? The chance to ride a flying pig while wearing a suit made entirely of TNT. Trust us, it’s a blast! So come on over and join the madness – just make sure you bring your sense of humor (and maybe a spare pair of diamond armor).

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CraftyGenderLawsTaiwan2024

Taiwan news, controversy, gender claims, transgender rights, Media

hey u, ya u reading this, do u like minecraft? do u like to laugh and have a good time? well do i have the server for u!

join our server for the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans u will ever experience in ur blocky life. we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than steve himself.

if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper that tells dad jokes. not only that, but u will also have the chance to battle the legendary ender dragon while riding a rainbow-colored llama.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become a part of the most epic minecraft community in the universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. just ask our resident parrot, he can’t stop squawking about how awesome it is.

see u in the game, fellow blockheads!

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CraftyClimateAction

collaboration, Community, promote, tabletop games, global warming

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs because, like, we have this insane quest where you have to, like, save the world from, like, climate change using, like, tabletop games.

imagine, like, rolling a dice to, like, plant trees and, like, reduce carbon emissions. it’s, like, so cray-cray but also, like, super important.

join our server and, like, be a climate hero while, like, playing Minecraft. it’s, like, the best of both worlds, dude.

so, like, come on and, like, save the planet with us. it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

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NopeCraft

Ip:, Adventure, Server, Survival, Cross-Play

Join NopeCraft and embark on a new survival adventure

Server IP : Play.NopeCraft.Com Bedrock IP: Play.NopeCraft.Com Port 19132

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Melio’s SMP: Where we all get lost together on version 1.21!

Melios SMP Server

Hi, we are a whitelisted SMP on JAVA 1.21 with minimal plugins and a focus on playing together as a chill community. We launched about 4 months ago, and right now we’re looking for new members!

Featuring:

NO teleportation, landclaims, SlimeFun, McMMO, etc.

Events: we love doing events and minigames every month or so!

Longevity: we plan on keeping this one world for as long as possible

Custom World Generation: we use TerraformGenerator, this is the only major non-vanilla plugin used.

Our philosophy is simple: keep the experience vanilla, and keep the server centered around the community.

We try to be straightforward, cut down on the BS – our rules list is very brief, since we operate on a trust system. Our focus is on the ‘playing together’ aspect; several of us have settled our bases closely to each other, not far from spawn. But there’s no rules on this sort of thing, and we hope to be as inclusive as we can be in growing this community 🙂

Whether you’re a builder, a technical player, an explorer, or a mix of every Minecraft playstyle in existence, you’re very much welcome here! We welcome players from all origins, currently have folks from the EU, NA, SEA; but please note that the server’s events will revolve around Asia timezones at night (e.g. UTC/GMT afternoons).

Interested? You can apply through our Discord: https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can apply through our Discord server using the link provided above.
Are there any specific rules I need to follow?	We operate on a trust system with minimal rules, centered around playing together as a community.
What time do server events usually happen?	Server events typically revolve around Asia timezones at night (e.g. UTC/GMT afternoons).

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Melios SMP Server

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