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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 2314 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 98 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 671 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 197 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 27 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
LOLZ come join dis wacky Minecraft server where we got so many diamonds it’s like we’re living in a Nicaraguan dream world! 86.8% of players can’t afford to buy essentials like pork chops and cobblestone, but on our server, you’ll be swimming in emeralds and obsidian like a boss!
Why join? Because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. We’ve got secret treasure chests hidden all over the map, filled with enchanted golden apples and enchanted diamond swords. Plus, our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re at a virtual block party every day.
So come on down and join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure! Who needs essentials when you’ve got a diamond pickaxe and a pet zombie pigman by your side? Let’s mine, build, and conquer together in this wild and wacky world!
