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FranklyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Laughing

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6959
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Animals Bred:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further than our server, where the only thing more unpredictable than a creeper’s explosion is the sheer insanity of our players!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so wild, even the villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience that is frankly implacable in its absurdity!

ClassroomCraze: GrandparentPics

cherished memories, classroom pictures, ClassroomCraze, Einstein, family history, family legacy, famous encounters, forgotten memories., generational stories, GrandparentPics, Grandparents, hidden treasures, Historical figures, historical photographs, influential people, lost artifacts, mysterious past, priceless moments, recognition, surprise discovery, unexpected connections, untold stories

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	903
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4

join our epic minecraft server where einstein and your grandparent are besties and build a time machine together to create the most mind-blowing creations ever seen in the minecraft universe. our server is so lit that even herobrine is jealous of our epic builds. come join the fun and experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime! also, there are flying pigs and talking cows because why not? come join the chaos now!

LatinCraft: Gendered Adventures

acculturation, Adventures, Analysis, coping mechanisms, Cross-cultural, Cultural differences, gender, Gendered, immigrant adults, immigration, Latin America, LatinCraft, mental health, minority populations, place of occurrence, psychological impact, ptsd, recently arrived, resilience, sex differences, support systems, Trauma, traumatic experiences

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4604
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Farms Harvested:	771
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists! We got so many cool features that will blow your mind, like flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats!

Join us on this epic journey and experience the most insane and hilarious moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The Not-So-Complicated SMP server Vanilla with a hint of Semi but definitely no curly braces 1.20.6

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4679
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Towns Built:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	simplesmp.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd
Description	Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

FAQ

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: As long as you’re cool, we’re cool. There are no ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins on Simple SMP.

Q: How long has Simple SMP been running?

A: Over eight years, making it one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

Q: Is there a world border on the server?

A: No, there is no world border on Simple SMP. Discover a vast and unexplored world.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?

A: No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive on Simple SMP. There are no pay-to-win features.

MilitiaCraft Minecraft Server

Anon, armory, constitutional rights, Defense, firearm training, Foolish, forming, gun control, gun laws, JOINING, militia training, MilitiaCraft, Minecraft, preparedness, Protection, rigged game, Safety, second amendment, SECURITY, self defense, Server, weapons, well regulated militia

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3995
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3454
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays fair? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We encourage players to use every weapon in their arsenal to dominate the game, even if it means bending the rules a little.

Join us for epic battles where anything goes – from TNT cannons to lava traps, there are no limits to the chaos you can unleash. And if you’re feeling extra sneaky, why not try your hand at some good old-fashioned sabotage? Just remember, all is fair in love and war on our server!

So why wait? Join us now and show off your devious side in a game where the only rule is to have fun at all costs. Who knows, you might just become the most infamous player in Minecraft history!

DivineCraft Minecraft Server

cosmic inquiry, deep thoughts, divine inquiry, DivineCraft, Existence, existentialism, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, metaphysics, Minecraft, philosophy, pondering, question.., Reality, Server, simulation theory, source engine, spirituality, theology, ultimate truth, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3516
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

If you’ve ever pondered deep questions like “does reality run on the Source engine?” then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! Our server is so epic, even God himself would want to join just to find out the answer to that burning question.

Not only do we have the most mind-blowing builds and redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen, but we also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. Legend has it that Herobrine himself guards the entrance, but if you’re brave enough to face him, the rewards are totally worth it.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their fluffy reign? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if reality really does run on the Source engine!

Dad’s Marriage Minecraft Server

adult relationships, BETRAYAL, blended families, child custody, confronting lies, Dads, defending parents, divorce aftermath, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, Family secrets, Family Values, financial deception, financial disputes, Marriage, Minecraft, parental conflict, Server, sibling relationships, standing up for mom, stepfamily issues, teenage perspective, teenage rebellion

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5850
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	New Chunks Explored:	426008
Gods Slained:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and chaos that will make your family drama look like child’s play.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, we have epic battles between players that make your family arguments seem like a walk in the park. Plus, our virtual world is filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons that will keep you on your toes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even your dad and stepmom’s drama will pale in comparison. Join now and witness the madness unfold as players fight for dominance and power in a world where anything can happen.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family situation, look no further. Join us now and experience a whole new level of craziness that will make you forget all about your real-life drama.

JacketOffInBedLOL

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Animals Bred:	139
Villages Defended:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Zombie Dances:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cozy vibes and fashionable choices! Join us and experience the thrill of removing coats in bed – it’s the ultimate challenge! Our community is full of supportive players who will help you navigate the delicate art of coat removal etiquette. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate among our coat-loving players! So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together – coat-free, of course!

FearFactor Minecraft Server

anxiety, avoidance, Awareness, Caution, concern, consequences, danger, fear, FearFactor, ignorance, Insecurity, mindfulness, Minecraft, Phobia, preparedness, Protection, Risk, Safety, self-preservation, Server, threat, unknown, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Ores Mined:	1131	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Enchantments Applied:	120	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Animals Bred:	187

Have you ever feared running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Join us and never worry about being poor in Minecraft again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of super-powered chickens who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day. So come on down and join the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

NoSexFor100Mil

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Zombie Dances:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Love Letters Sent:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of being distracted by your primal urges while trying to build the ultimate Minecraft empire? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about pesky distractions like sex ever again. And hey, who needs love when you’ve got $100 million in your pocket, am I right? Plus, think of all the diamonds you could buy with that kind of cash. So come on, join our server and say goodbye to sex forever!

SymptomCraft: Latin Edition

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6108
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Potions Brewed:	35
Meteorites Collected:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

So, like, if you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server, then buckle up buttercup cuz it’s gonna be a wild ride! We got zombies that do the cha cha slide, creepers that breakdance, and skeletons that moonwalk like MJ. Plus, our medical diagnosis system is off the charts – instead of boring old doctors, we just describe your symptoms in Latin. So if you’re feeling a bit under the weather, just tell us you have “feverus maximus” and we’ll hook you up with some virtual chicken soup. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and join the fun, cuz we’re waiting for you with open pixelated arms!