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FranklyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Laughing

adamant, blocks, determined, Fixed, frank, Frankly, FranklyCraft, implacable, inflexible, LAUGHING, RELENTLESS, Resolute, Steadfast, Stern, unchanging, Uncompromising., unmovable, unrelenting, Unshakeable, unswerving, unyielding

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Potions Brewed:	111
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further than our server, where the only thing more unpredictable than a creeper’s explosion is the sheer insanity of our players!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so wild, even the villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience that is frankly implacable in its absurdity!

Pot Heads Paradise

Heads, Paradise, Pot

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5729
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	New Chunks Explored:	489353
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Enchantments Applied:	289
Dimension Hops:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where we build like we high on some dank kush? well, let me tell u, once u stop playin on other servers and join ours, ur risk of bein bored af decreases with time. it only takes like 37 weeks to reach the same levels of fun as those who never played on our server. but watch out for them frequent users of high potency builds, they be stayin elevated for like 181 weeks straight, buildin like they on another level of creativity. so come join us and let’s get lit… with creativity, of course.

Fungi Nexus 1.20.5

1.20.5, black mold, chicks, Fungi, household mold, INSANE, Mold, mold allergies, mold cleanup, mold connect, mold contamination, mold health risks, mold inspection, mold issue, mold man, mold prevention, mold problem, mold remediation, mold removal, mold spores, mold testing, Nexus, toxic mold

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! These chicks on here are obsessed with mold, like, they’re straight up crazy about it! It’s like a mold cult or some shit, but in a totally hilarious way!

I mean, who wouldn’t want to join a server where the main topic of conversation is mold? It’s like the weirdest and funniest thing ever! Plus, you never know what kind of moldy adventures you’ll get into while playing on this server.

So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in the world of Minecraft, come join us and embrace the mold madness! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a totally awesome way!

CancerCraft Minecraft Server

Best Friend, Boundaries, Cancer, CancerCraft, compassion, curly hair, Diagnosis, difficult decision, Dilemma, Emotional support, Empathy, ethical dilemma, friendship, friendship boundaries, hair donation, hair loss, Long hair, medical condition, Minecraft, personal choice, Server, Support, Wig

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are forged and hair is shared! Join us for a chance to meet your new best friend who may or may not ask for your hair to make a wig. Our server is filled with exciting adventures, crazy builds, and the occasional request for a wig made out of your locks.

Imagine the possibilities of having your hair immortalized in a wig worn by your friend as they battle creepers and zombies in the game. Who knows, maybe your hair will give them superpowers to defeat any foe that comes their way!

So come join us on this wild ride of friendship, hair donations, and epic Minecraft battles. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a situation where you have to decide whether or not to give your cancerous friend your precious curls. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

BroSisGFCaughtLyingLOL

bookstore, BroSisGFCaughtLyingLOL, Communication, Deception, EMBARRASSMENT, family dynamics, Honesty, interrogation, law, Lawyer, lying.., misunderstanding, misunderstandings, Perspectives, relationships, sibling relationships, social interactions, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	375
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists just like this family dinner!

Imagine a world where players pretend to be lawyers but end up working at a virtual bookstore instead. Who knows what other crazy secrets they might be hiding?

Join now and experience the thrill of uncovering lies and deceit while building your own virtual empire. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!

ComfyCraft or NightOwlCraft

anxiety, bedtime, calming, comfort, comforting sound, ComfyCraft, disturbance, disturbing sound, eerie, fear, insomnia, insomnia relief, late night, night time, NightOwlCraft, noise, Peace, Relaxation, restlessness, Silence, Sleep, Tranquility

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9811
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4

If you stay up late on our Minecraft server, the most comforting sound you could hear is the gentle purring of a dozen tamed ocelots surrounding your cozy virtual home. But beware, the most disturbing sound you might hear is the maniacal laughter of a horde of zombie pigmen plotting their revenge for all the bacon you’ve been munching on in-game. Join us for a wild ride of sleepless nights and pixelated chaos!

Shaul’s Respawn Minecraft Server

body retrieval, Conflict, defense forces, fallen soldier, gaza, Hamas, idf, intelligence, Israel, Israeli defense forces, Jerusalem post, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military operation, Minecraft, News, Operation, Oron Shaul, respawn, secret operation, SECURITY, Server, Shauls, Soldier

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Animals Bred:	53
Falling into the Void:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and epic battles? well then, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most insane minecraft server ever created!

we have secret ops, like bringing back the body of Oron Shaul! yeah, u heard me right, we are like the IDF of minecraft servers, taking on top secret missions and saving the day.

join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft experience of ur life. build, battle, and conquer with us. don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement, join now and be a part of something truly legendary.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s make some minecraft magic happen!

MedicMayhem: “Last Selfie”

Bravery, Conflict, courage, Crisis, danger, Documenting, emergency, fear, Frontline, Healthcare, healthcare workers, Journalism, MedicMayhem, Medics, Photojournalism, photojournalists, resilience, risking their lives, selfie, Survival, under siege, War

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8657
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Magic Items Found:	3266
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Yo, listen up! If you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush, then you gotta check out this place! We got medics under siege, like for real! They out here fighting off zombies, skeletons, and even those pesky Endermen.

We even got a photo of them in action, looking all heroic and stuff. We thought it was gonna be their last photo ever, but they managed to survive thanks to their epic skills and teamwork. You wanna be part of this epic battle for survival? Then join us now!

But that’s not all, folks! We also got a secret underground base where we hide all our diamonds and emeralds. It’s like a treasure hunt every day, trying to find the hidden loot before someone else does. And trust me, it’s not easy with all the traps and mobs lurking around every corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding pigs, then look no further! Join us and be part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels. Let’s do this!

BlockyBoys vs PixelGirls

Abilities, BIAS, BlockyBoys, Bonuses, Boys, children, cognitive tasks, Confidence, education, empowerment, equality, gender gap, Gender Roles, Girls, Negotiating, Performance, PixelGirls, research, self esteem, socialization, Stereotypes, study

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Holy Grails Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Towns Built:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A GENDER GAP THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND! BOYS THINK THEY’RE ALL THAT AND ASK FOR BIGGER BONUSES EVEN THO THEY AINT DOIN’ NOTHIN’ SPECIAL! COME SEE THE CRAZINESS FOR YOURSELF AND MAYBE YOU’LL LEARN A THING OR TWO ABOUT NEGOTIATING LIKE A PRO (OR A DERP)! #MINECRAFTGENDERGAPFUN #BOYSTHINKTHEYREALLTHAT #GIRLSRULEBOYSDROOL

AresMine Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, aresmine, building, Community, Creative, Donations, Duels, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Grief, Large Online, Minecraft, Minigames, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2236
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Towns Built:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

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mr.aresmine.me

Dreams Unfold Minecraft 1.20.3

1.20.3, acceptance, Adulthood, CHANGE, Childhood, clown world, Delusion, Despair, Disappointment, disillusionment, dreams, facing the truth, growing up, hopeless, lost innocence, Minecraft, naivety, no hope, reality check, realization, Screwed, shattered dreams, unfold, wrong perception

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Dragons Tamed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Yo, bro, do you feel like you’re stuck in clown world with no hope? Well, guess what, we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that real-life bullshit behind.

Build your own virtual world where everything is awesome and nothing sucks. No more adulting, just blocky adventures and endless possibilities.

Forget about the depressing reality, join us and let your imagination run wild. Who needs therapy when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to keep you entertained?

Don’t be a sad clown in the circus of life, be a badass builder in our Minecraft server. Embrace the chaos and let the madness set you free. Join now and say goodbye to the real world, it’s time to get lost in the world of blocks and endless fun!