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Stop Talking About US Politics Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Votes:	5457	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of boring political discussions infiltrating your Minecraft streams? Join our server, where the only politics we care about are the politics of building the best castle or mining the most diamonds! Say goodbye to uninformed opinions and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how many creepers you can defeat in a day. Don’t let Kiara’s rants ruin your gaming experience – join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and absolutely zero talk of Brazilian, Hungarian, or Polish politics. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Kamala’s Minecraft SMP Campaign is FINISHED!

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mines Excavated:	1906
Meteorites Collected:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP where Kamala Harris and Stephen Colbert are regular players, getting drunk together and causing chaos in the virtual world! You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next, from building giant statues of themselves to starting a llama racing league. Plus, rumor has it that they have secret underground bases filled with treasure and rare items. So come join the fun and see if you can keep up with these two wild and crazy players!

BloodCraft: Real-Time Health Monitor

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8442
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Dragon Scales Harvested:	463
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join dis epic Minecraft server where we got a blood-powered chip that can monitor yo health in real-time? Yeah, you heard me right! Forget about boring ol’ health bars, we got futuristic technology up in here!

Picture this: you mining away in the caves, when suddenly the chip starts beeping like crazy! Turns out, there’s a creeper sneaking up behind you ready to blow you to smithereens! But don’t worry, the chip will alert you just in time to save yo booty!

And that’s not all, folks! We also got a secret underground lab where we conduct crazy experiments on mobs. Ever seen a zombie riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Yeah, we did that!

So come on down to our server and join the madness! Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have blood-powered chips and zombie pig jockeys? Let’s get weird, baby!

IntoxicatedMC

Bank, base, Cash, Casino, city, Competition, DEA, Drugs, Economy, evolution gaming, Factions, Gear, Griefing, hustle, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, Police, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, real estate, Roleplay, Shops, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	153
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31

Intoxicated’s a drug server with PvP, raiding, griefing. Spawn’s got shops, pads, a hospital, casino, PD, real estate, bank. Big city, endless adventures. Once you’re set, hit the wilds for your base and drug hustle!

What’s a drug server? Regular SMP survival, but with a twist. Cash, ranks, gear – all from running a base and slinging drugs. But watch out, fam, it ain’t easy. Competition’s fierce – raids, griefs, and product jacks. Cops’ll frisk ya, seize your stash, lock you up if caught. DEA’s sniffin’ ’round too, so be smart who you bring into your crew. Level up, unlock better shops, gear, perks.

Seen this server? Maybe. Pre-2013, Evolution Gaming ran it till shutdown. Avidity Gaming brought it back, added flavor. We’re here to bring back the good times, make Intox fun again. Let’s roll!

play.intox-mc.net

HouliganPvP

Factions, Fun, Gamemodes, HouliganPvP, outposts, Payouts, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1050
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8

This is the new ultimate server for everyone! Don’t waste anymore time, just join and start playing with others! There are payouts, outposts, PvP, fun and a lot more to explore in our different gamemodes. We are waiting for you!

172.255.100.28:25561

Kayaba’s Not Evil Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8612
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Holy Grails Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll come face to face with the legendary Akihiko Kayaba himself. But get this, he’s not actually evil! In fact, he just wants to challenge you to a game of Minecraft to see if you have what it takes to defeat him.

Rumor has it that if you manage to beat Akihiko in a build battle, he’ll reward you with a diamond sword that can one-shot any mob in the game. But beware, if you lose, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Akihiko Kayaba who’s boss in the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

AyakashiCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, ayakashi triangle, AyakashiCraft, BETRAYAL, Drama, FANTASY, friendship, Jealousy, Love Triangle, Manga, manga characters, manga series, matsuri, Minecraft, relationship, romance, Secrets, senpai, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural, suzu, work

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6094
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Towns Built:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Matsuri and Senpai have the craziest adventures together! Watch as they battle dragons, build epic castles, and even go on romantic dates in pixelated paradise. And don’t worry, Suzu is definitely not a cuck in this server – she’s actually a secret ninja warrior who protects the land from evil mobs. So come join us for a wild ride full of laughs, love, and blocky shenanigans!

BlockyCoincidence Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Have you ever accidentally built a giant statue of a potato in Minecraft, only to find out that it’s actually a secret portal to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a chance to stumble upon bizarre coincidences and uncover hidden secrets that will leave you questioning reality itself. Who knows, you might even discover a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! Don’t miss out on the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft – join us now!

CraftyMisconceptions

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4751
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8447	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Holy Grails Found:	4

People often think that running a Minecraft server is just about building cool structures and surviving in the virtual world. But let me tell you, on our server, it’s a whole different ball game. We have a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over the server and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. If you don’t comply, they will unleash their army of zombie chickens on you. But don’t worry, we also have a team of ninja pandas who will protect you and help you navigate through this crazy llama-filled world. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the llama uprising!

MarijuanaManiaCraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Endless Night Skies:	1

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we be livin’ like the top court in Brazil – chillin’ and smokin’ that sweet Mary Jane without a care in the world! Who needs to worry about possession when you can be building epic structures and exploring crazy worlds in Minecraft? Join us and be part of the dankest community around. Plus, our PvP battles are so lit, you’ll feel like you’re floating on a cloud of smoke. So come on, join us and let’s blaze it up together!

StickShift80sKarate

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5155
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Dragon Scales Harvested:	228
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Void Armor Forged:	30	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can learn karate like the karate kid!!! we got senseis who will teach u how to wax on, wax off while u mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

we even have a secret dojo where u can challenge other players to epic karate battles to see who is the ultimate karate master of the server.

plus, if u join now, u get a free bonsai tree to decorate ur virtual minecraft house with. so come on, join now and become the karate king of the minecraft world!!!

AntidepressantDropOutsCraft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5376
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server and you’ll be so happy you’ll quit taking antidepressants! Our server is so lit that even the saddest of sad bois will be all smiles. Our players are like therapists, but way cheaper and way more fun. You’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs like a pro in no time. So ditch those meds and come join the party!