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  • Crafty Carb Coma

    Crafty Carb Coma
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 7793
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2727 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 25
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Towns Built: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your tummy just right? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your tummy-rumbling needs!

    Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with bacon trees, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow mountains. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your snacks!

    But fear not, for our server is equipped with magical food armor that will protect you from any hungry enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Cheeseburger Dragon for a chance to win the ultimate feast!

    So come on down to our server and let your tummy lead the way to adventure and deliciousness! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

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  • YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’

    YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 2310
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crops Grown: 2561 Potions Brewed: 108
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 15 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server

    Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 953
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 15 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 15 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Gods Slained: 2 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Votes: 1225
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the epic saga of Bollard Man, the Chad Frenchman who fought off a knife-wielding maniac on an escalator! Our server is filled with beautiful Aussie women who praise our players for their bravery and citizenship is even offered by Anthony Albanese himself. Don’t be stuck on a server full of incels and ziggers, join us and slobber over Russian and Muslim cock like a real man! It’s 80% incel-free guaranteed!

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  • MineCraftyFarm – Where Creepers Meet Crops!

    MineCraftyFarm – Where Creepers Meet Crops!
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 5239
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 80 Crops Grown: 3796

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

    Join us for the latest update 1.6.3, with 1.6.4 coming out later this week (if our pet creeper doesn’t blow up the server first). Our official Dicksword channel is where you can chat with other players, share your epic builds, and maybe even challenge someone to a duel in the Nether.

    Previous players have reported encountering flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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  • NiggaCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones allowed to say ‘BOOM!’

    NiggaCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones allowed to say ‘BOOM!’
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 4921
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Farms Harvested: 613
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Void Gems Collected: 28 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the absolute bee’s knees!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

    We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our mobs are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of attacking you.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical, you might just find a unicorn prancing around in the forest. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Banter: Lycoris LOLz – Where Minecraft meets Recoil and chaos reigns supreme!

    Blocky Banter: Lycoris LOLz – Where Minecraft meets Recoil and chaos reigns supreme!
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    Players: 97/400 Votes: 7019
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Divine Spears Created: 18
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 308 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Lycoris Recoil, a mystical flower that grants you the power to shoot rainbows out of your hands. And rumor has it that in Season 2, the flower will bloom again, unleashing chaos and mayhem like never before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the Minecraft universe with the power of the Lycoris Recoil at your fingertips!

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  • Toilet Troubles MC Server: Where even your plumbing problems can’t stop the fun!

    Toilet Troubles MC Server: Where even your plumbing problems can’t stop the fun!
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    Players: 90/600 Votes: 7097
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Chimeras Created: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Falling into the Void: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 30
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of using baby wipes as toilet paper and clogging your plumbing like a noob? Join our Minecraft server and learn valuable skills like plumbing, so you never have to pay $250 for a plumber again! Plus, our community is full of expert builders who can help you construct the ultimate bathroom fortress to prevent any future wipe-related disasters. Join now and say goodbye to clogged pipes and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!

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  • Warcraft & Chicken Nuggets – PvP Server

    Warcraft & Chicken Nuggets – PvP Server
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    Players: 109/300 Votes: 6754
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Potions Brewed: 147 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 33 Gryphons Tamed: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our schedule is jam-packed with insane events like the Ocean Wave Party where you can surf on actual waves in-game, or the Drenched In Air event where you’ll be flying through the sky with water balloons!

    But that’s not all, we also have the おどれ! VRダンス event where you can dance your heart out in virtual reality, or the POP/STARS concert where you’ll be rocking out with your block out!

    And if that’s not enough, join us for the summertime beach bash, the フタリボシ duo dance-off, or the mind-bending い〜やい〜やい〜や maze challenge!

    Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of VIOLET or embark on a journey through Tabi No Tochuu! Last but not least, make sure to watch out for the elusive >>73670881 lurking in the shadows… or maybe just around the corner!

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  • Crafty Crackheads: The Next Generation

    Crafty Crackheads: The Next Generation
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 7013
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 14 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring you Assassin’s Creed Red (Japan) and Assassin’s Creed Hexe (Germany 16th century) in blocky form!

    Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking around like a ninja in ancient Japan, or casting spells like a witch in medieval Germany. Our team of 600 employees from Ubisoft Québec worked tirelessly to bring you the most authentic Assassin’s Creed Red experience, while our 4500 employees from Ubisoft Montréal went above and beyond to create the massive world of Assassin’s Creed Hexe.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride dragons, battle unicorns, and even have dance-offs with creepers. Plus, every new player gets a pet llama named Larry who will follow you around and spit on your enemies.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Larry the llama can’t wait to meet you!

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  • Blocky Beats: Songlight Server

    Blocky Beats: Songlight Server
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 7860
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31 Chimeras Created: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 20 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden portal in the depths of the Nether. They bravely entered, only to find themselves in a magical land filled with singing mobs and dancing trees. It was a place where pigs flew and diamonds rained from the sky. And guess what? That land is our server!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and commands an army of chicken knights. Join us and you might just have the chance to challenge him to a duel and claim his throne for yourself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in Songlight, where the fun never stops!

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