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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 3885 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Pig, a pig that can breakdance like nobody’s business. Rumor has it that if you can out-dance the Disco Pig, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted bacon strip.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Land of Llamas, where the llamas wear top hats and monocles and engage in sophisticated conversations about quantum physics. Who knew llamas were such intellectuals?
So what are you waiting for? Join THE FAT WHITE LOSER server today and let the madness begin!