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| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 8806 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
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