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Brain Block Fatigue Fun

BLOCK, Brain, brain connectivity, brain function, brain structure, FATIGUE, Fun, long covid, long tail tags, mental fatigue, neural mechanisms, Physical fatigue

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5094
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	2934	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
New Chunks Explored:	761052	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Animals Bred:	108	Magic Items Found:	8718
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Dimension Hops:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

so, liek, u know how when u play minecraft for, liek, 10 hours straight and ur brain feels all mushy and u can’t even think straight anymore? well, that’s, liek, totally normal on this server, but in, liek, a good way!

u see, our server is, liek, scientifically proven to make ur brain do all sorts of crazy things. we got, liek, brain structure and function stuff going on that will blow ur mind. literally. u will be so confused and disoriented that u won’t even know which way is up anymore. it’s, liek, a rollercoaster for ur brain, but, liek, in a good way!

we got mental fatigue, physical fatigue, all the fatigues u could ever dream of. and each one is, liek, linked to different brain connectivity patterns. it’s, liek, a puzzle for ur brain to figure out. u will be so entertained trying to make sense of it all that u won’t even realize u’ve been playing for, liek, 24 hours straight.

so, if u wanna join a server that will mess with ur brain in the best way possible, then, liek, come join us. but be warned, u may never be the same again after experiencing the insanity that is our server. it’s, liek, a wild ride that u won’t want to get off of. so, come join us and let ur brain do all the thinking for once. it’s gonna be, liek, a blast!

SpeedVanilla

agility, competitive gameplay, crystal pvp, Fast-paced, Hardcore Pvp, Intense battles, Loot, Player vs Player, pure vanilla, PvP, PvP battles, pvp server, Raiding, Rivalry, Skill-based PvP, strategy, Survival, survival skills, sword pvp, Unforgiving environment, vanilla minecraft, Victory

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2966
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Runes Activated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Votes:	8891	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Welcome to SpeedVanilla, the ultimate destination for fast-paced, pure vanilla Minecraft gameplay! Here, the thrill of Crystal PvP takes center stage, where agility and strategy are key to dominating the battlefield. At our specially designed spawn area, players can engage in intense Crystal PvP and sword PvP battles, honing their skills before venturing out into the wild.

No land claims, no mercy—just raw, unfiltered Minecraft at its finest. Forge your path in a world where every player is your rival. Raid, loot, and battle your way to the top, testing your survival skills in an unforgiving environment. Will you rise to become the most formidable force in the server, or will you be another casualty in the relentless pursuit of victory?

speedvanilla.com

NerdyDudeGuy11 s Server

1.12.2, co-owned, Community, Creative, Discord, Discordsrv, Forge, ironswordX, Listing, luckperms, members, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Neoforge, NerdyDudeGuy11, Plugins, Roleplay, Server, SpongeForge, Survival, welcome, Whitelist

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9534
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Love Letters Sent:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	3174
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2387	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Void Armor Forged:	26

Welcome to NerdyDudeGuy11’s modded minecraft 1.12.2 server! Co-owned by ironswordX (the one who owns this listing!), we are looking for new members to join our community! Alongside forge, we also use SpongeForge for some plugins such as LuckPerms and DiscordSRV! The modpack for forge (and NeoForge if you use it!) can be found in the discord server.

142.44.227.82:25597

Last Exile Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, anime classics, anime memories, anime nostalgia, Anime Series, childhood memories, classic anime, Exile, forgotten anime, forgotten classics, forgotten favorites, Forgotten Gems, forgotten series, Forgotten shows, Last Exile, Minecraft, Nostalgia, remembered shows, rewatch, Sci Fi, Server, Steampunk

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5335
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can relive the epic adventures of Last Exile in blocky form! Join us and soar through the skies on your own badass airship, battling sky pirates and exploring mysterious floating islands.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the human players. Will you join forces with the animals or fight against them in an epic battle for control of the server?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a hidden dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken that shoots fireballs out of its beak. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can have Last Exile in Minecraft form?

Crafty Mom SMP

30s, 40s, Adult, Alluring, Amateur, Busty, Crafty, Erotic, hot, Mature, mom, Naughty, NSFW, Pics, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smp, tits, topless, Wife, Women

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	633
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	304	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Magic Items Found:	6559	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	132
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a party at a nudist beach? Look no further! Our server is filled with topless pics of women in their 30’s and 40’s scattered around for you to find. But be careful, some say these pics hold secret powers that can give you the ultimate advantage in game!

Join us for a chance to uncover the mystery behind these scandalous images and use them to dominate the competition. Who knew that pixelated nudity could be so powerful? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

GFBlocker420

3d rendering, Calculus quiz, computer science, computer usage, full permissions, Gaming, gaming together, GFBlocker420, illustrator, important files, macbook, mini pc, outdated specs, photoshop, powerhouse pc, Project Files, quick game, remote desktop, Storage, trust issues

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	159
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of sharing computers with your significant other!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own powerhouse PC in the game and never have to worry about your girlfriend messing up your files again.

Explore our virtual cityscapes and create your own 3D monsters without anyone bugging you with questions or downloading files on your precious storage space.

Trust us, on this server, you’ll never have to deal with the dilemma of letting someone else use your computer ever again. So come on in and game in peace!

NetNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

analog, before technology, bygone era, Childhood, connectivity, digital age, History, information age, internet, Memories, Minecraft, NetNostalgia, Nostalgia, OFFLINE, Old Days, past, pre-internet, Reminiscing, simpler times, smp, social media, Technology, virtual world

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Towns Built:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Back in the good ol’ days before the internet, people actually had to go outside and interact with each other in person. Can you imagine? But now, thanks to the wonders of technology, you can join our Minecraft SMP and never have to see the light of day again!

Join us for epic adventures, wild shenanigans, and non-stop laughter as we build, mine, and explore our way through this crazy virtual world. Need a break from reality? Look no further, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and have a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Log on, join the fun, and let the good times roll!

BookwormCraft

audiobook, Author, bestseller, Book, bookstore, BookwormCraft, Characters, Currently reading, e book, Fiction, genre, Hardcover, library, Literature, non-fiction, novel, page-turner, paperback, Plot, reading, Story

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of boring old books? Well, put down that dusty novel and join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time reading when you can be building epic structures, battling creepers, and befriending llamas in our virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly librarian who will help you find the best enchantments for your gear. So ditch the book club and join us for some blocky adventures!

RocketRumbleMC

Attack, breaking news, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crash, hezbollah, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, north, RETALIATION, RocketRumbleMC, Rockets, SIREN, Teen, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, wounding

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4533
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Meteorites Collected:	2

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got crazier explosions than Hezbollah firing 100 rockets at the north! But don’t worry, no one’s gonna get hurt, except maybe for that one time a teen got killed in a crash during a siren… but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Join our server for the wildest adventures and the most insane battles you’ve ever seen! We’ve got dragons flying around, creepers exploding left and right, and villagers trading the most ridiculous items you can imagine. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Minecraft warrior and conquer all the lands with your epic skills. Let’s do this!

RevelationMC

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skygrid, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1314
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

A chill, laid-back SMP with Creative as well. We try to emulate the original golden days of Minecraft, while constantly evolving! Additionally, we do frequent giveaways and events if you join our Discord and verify yourself!

revelationmc.net