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ElderCraft SMP – Age Goals!

age, aging gracefully, bucket list, Eldercraft, family time, goals, golden years, grandchildren, growing old, health, leisure time, life after work, life experiences, Relaxation, Retirement, retirement goals, RETIREMENT PLANS, retirement savings, Self Discovery, senior discounts, silver years, smp, travel, wisdom

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5215
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Towns Built:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and wacky adventures. Want to fight a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bunch of chickens? We got you covered! How about building a roller coaster that goes straight into a volcano? Totally doable!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyLove: No Miners, Farmers, or Creepers

AMBITION, career, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, CraftyLove, CREEPERS, deal breaker, Farmers, finance, Future, Jobs, Lifestyle, miners, partner, Priorities, Profession, serious relationship, Stability, Trust, turn off, VALUES, work

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4695
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for excuses? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a solid relationship? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our players have the best jobs for a serious relationship. From professional pig wranglers to expert block stackers, our players know how to work together and build a strong bond. So join us today and say goodbye to dating creepers and hello to finding your diamond in the rough!

BombCraft Minecraft Server

aircraft delays, airport damage, airport incident, aviation disruption, bomb explosion, BombCraft, emergency response, explosive device, Flight Cancellations, historical damage, historical destruction, historical event, Japan, military conflict, military history, Minecraft, runway closure, Server, U.S. Military, war aftermath, wartime damage, wartime impact, world war II

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7217
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	0

Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ on this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! A bomb dropped by the U.S. in World War II explodes at the airport in Japan. And you’re like, “WTF, how did that even happen in Minecraft?!”

But wait, there’s more! The explosion causes runway damage and cancels 80 flights. Like, can you even imagine the chaos on this server? It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

So, if you’re looking for some crazy, chaotic, and totally unpredictable Minecraft action, then you gotta join this server. Who knows what insane events will happen next? Maybe a giant zombie apocalypse or a dragon attack or something. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So come on, join the madness and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

Agreement, British overseas territories, Chagos Islands, ChagosCraft, Colonialism, decolonization, Diego Garcia, foreign policy, Government, Hands, History, INDEPENDENCE, indian ocean, international relations, ISLAND, legal dispute, mauritius, Ruling, SOVEREIGNTY, Swap, territorial dispute, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6427
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61

yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

Pup Parent Confusion

Animal Behavior, Animals, Birth, birth process, canine, Companionship, confusion, dog, domestic animals, Human, Instincts, loyalty, maternal, maternal instincts, OWNER, Parent, pet ownership, Pet puppies, Pets, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pup

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7376
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magic Items Found:	6619
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Divine Spears Created:	27	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

PixelPals – Crafting Connections

American voters, avoidance, Communication, Conflict, Connections, Conversations, Crafting, dialogue, differing beliefs, divisiveness, Israeli voters, major elections, mindset, partisanship, perspective, PixelPals, polarization, political beliefs, political discourse, Politics, societal impact, Understanding, zero-sum game

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4915
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Potions Brewed:	166
Endless Night Skies:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

anger, animosity, babies, bitterness, Competition, discontent, envy, Frustration, grudge, inadequacy, Insecurity, jealous, mad, Minecraft, Resentment, Rivalry, Season, Server, Whypepo

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5982	Void Armor Forged:	13
Astral Projections Made:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Falling into the Void:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

animal lovers, baby, baby hippo, cute animals, exotic pets, expensive, fascination, hype, indulgence, lavish spending, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Obsession, obsession with animals, pampering, smp, SPENDING, splurging, thousands of dollars, wildlife, Women, women spending, Zoo

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1
Votes:	8719	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20

Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

bailed, Christian, Church, ChurchDitcher, cold shoulder, dancing, FORCING, Friends, ghosted, Guilt, gym teacher, Jerk, Minecraft, November, outcast, PRESSURE, Religion, School, Server, Shy.., specifics, UNCOMFORTABLE, update

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

BabyMamaDramaLOL

BabyMamaDramaLOL, Deception, doubt, Drugs, ex, family, Homeless, Hospital, Jobless, lying.., Manipulation, ObGyn, Pregnancy, proof, relationship, Struggle, Support, tests, Trust, Truth, Ultrasound

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4078
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Animals Bred:	188	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.